Hey guys :) This is a little plot bunny that hopped into my head while I was playing with my sisters. I was like, 'Bye! Fan fiction is calling me!'. Haha. Anyways, I don't like one-shots but it had to be this way lol. So, enough with this obnoxiously long author's note, here's the story!
"Granger, slow down. You know, we're not going to be late. I made reservations."
"Sorry! I just can't believe it. Je t'aime (I Love You in French) is the most luscious, expensive, expansive, extravagant restaurant EVER!"
"Well, Granger, we are girlfriend and boyfriend now."
'Not for long.' Draco thought.
"Still. You can't spend that much."
"Granger, drop the puppy dog face. I'm not going to cave this time since I have something very important to do today."
"Fine. But Draco, why are you calling me by my last name?"
"You'll see later. You have to do the same until I tell you to stop. Ok, Granger?"
"Whatever Malfoy. Oh my God! It's beautiful!"
Hermione and Draco had just gotten to the front of Je t'aime.
Draco opened the door for Hermione and ushered her in.
A very slutty looking waitress was standing at the front desk. She looked at Draco in a way that made Hermione want to Avada Kedavra her.
Hermione placed Draco's hand in her's. Draco looked amused, but let the matter drop.
He put his arm around her shoulder and looked at the waitress, who was trying to show some of her cleavage.
"Hello, reservation for Malfoy."
"Oh, of course sir!"
The waitress pretended to look for the reservation, and then by mistake (on purpose) dropped her pen. She bent down to pick it up, but instead of squatting (which anyone wearing a skirt as short as she was would have done) she bent down, trying to give Draco a view of her butt.
What she didn't know was that there was a big, brown stain on her underwear.
She stood up, looking pleased with herself.
Draco had to hold back a snort. Couldn't she see that Hermione and himself were perfectly happy together?
Hermione said with a smirk, "Um, you might want to check… down there."
"AHHHHHH!"
"Can you please lead me and my lovely girlfriend to our table please?" asked Draco, putting emphasis on the word girlfriend.
"Oh, um… one second sir…."
"Meredith, why don't I lead this beautiful couple to their table while you um.. get cleaned up?"
The waitress nodded hurriedly, and ran off to the bathroom.
The woman who had gotten the slut away from them was a kind old lady, and her tag said her name was Leah.
She smiled and led them over to their table and then gave them the menu.
Before leaving she looked fondly at them and said, "You two remind me of me and my husband. I'm an old lady, and I won't live long. Can you promise me one thing?"
Hermione and Draco nodded their heads; they had taken a liking to this lady.
"Never let your love die out. Live life to the fullest and love each other until the end."
"We will." replied Hermione and Draco, touched that she said that.
Leah wiped her eyes and walked away after that.
Hermione and Draco looked into each other's eyes and smiled. Anyone could see that they were obviously so totally in love.
"Um, Granger?"
"Yes, Malfoy?"
Draco cleared his throat and got down on one knee. Hermione had unshed tears glistening in her eyes.
"Marry me, Granger?"
Hermione burst into tears and cried, "It's Malfoy now!"
Draco slipped the ring onto her finger.
She gave him a hug and he twirled her around. By now they had caught the attention of everyone else in the restaurant and they were all standing up and clapping.
Hermione loved Draco. Draco loved Hermione. And now, they were going to spend the rest of their life together.
"Mrs. Almost Malfoy?"
"Yes, Mr. Already Malfoy?"
"I love you."
"I love you too :)"
Awww! I know that the ending was a little cheesy but I think it was pretty cute. Please review :)