This is an alternate universe fan fiction; it's a story I wrote because I
was bored. And, I should warn you, that it has no plot line, and I come
off sounding like a complete idiot. Also, so I don't have, as many reviews
relating to my spelling and grammar, English Class, is not my forte, nor
will it ever be my forte. Personally, I like messing around with stuff
that has the capability to be... for lack of a better word.... Dangerous.
Which is why I would like to take the time to thank the wonderful people
that created a wonderful program, which is in most text document writing
programs. I am speaking, of the spell checker, of course. If any one
knows the e-mail addresses of these brilliant programmers, please tell me
so I can thank them properly.
Ok, about the story, the Evangelions are in no way, shape or form involved in it, so, if you like big mech battles, I'm sorry, I love mechs as much as the next guy, but, I wanted to see how messed up I could make the Eva world without the Evas in it. Everyone's roles are equivalent to that in the actual show. For example Gendo, because NERV is in the story, I had to make him the next best thing to an evil maniacal maniac, bent on changing the fate of humanity, which is of course, a lawyer.
Ok, you've been for warned. I don't own Evangelion, but I wish I did. If you read this story and like it, tell me a plot line you'd like to see, and I might make it this stories plot, and I'll give you due credit. If you hate it with a bitter passion, I would love to see you do better on a story that has no plot. Now, on with the story.
Chapter One:
A Story with no Plot:
It begins.
Shinji awoke, he had the strange feeling he was being watched. He opened his eyes to see.... his twin sister, Rei, staring down at him.
He gazed up at her pale face, with her red eyes and blue hair, looking nothing like himself, and said the first thing that came to mind.
"Good morning, Rei."
"Good morning, Shinji, Mother has sent me to wake you."
"Wha.... what time is it?"
"It is 6:45 AM. School begins in 15 minutes. You should hurry up, or you will be late again,"
"WHAT!"
"I will see you at school, brother, I will try to explain your tardiness should you not arrive on time."
Rei then turned around, and calmly walked from the room.
Shinji bolted up out of bed, hurriedly put on some cloths, then realizing his pants were inside out, his shirt being back wards, and his socks on is hands, quickly dedressed himself, and then dressed himself the proper way, before running into the kitchen.
"Morning Mom, morning Dad," he called as he shot through.
"Morning Shinji," Yui said brightly, handing him some toast as he ran past, "I sent you lunch along with Rei."
"Thank you," Shinji called out as he ran out of the house.
"He'll be late again," Gendo, said over his morning paper, "he gets that from you."
"Yes, but... he definitely gets his people skills, from you. He really needs to open up more, and relax. At least Toji, is starting to have an effect on him."
"I should get going, I have a meeting with my old teacher, he has a case we need to work on together."
"A lawyer's work is never done," Yui said comically, "good luck."
"Hey, Ikari!" Kensuke called out from the classroom window, "hurry up! You're gona be late, again!"
"You're not helping!" Shinji called up to him as he continued his sprint.
"Mr Aida," snapped Hikari, "where is Mr Suzahara! He's been gone for the past 3 days."
"Oh, Hi class rep, um.... Toji...he's...um."
"Spill it!"
Two figures burst into the room, breathing heavily.
"That, was...close," panted Shinji.
"Very...close," panted Toji, "If we'd been late, Hikari would...have chewed.... our asses off."
"Yep, good thing...you knew that...short cut."
"Ya, I normally use it to.... sneak out...never to sneak in."
"Hey, Toji, Shinji, glade o see you made it on time," called Kensuke.
"Suzahara!" yelled Hikari, coming over towards him, "you missed the last three days of class, You ARE coming with me to the principals office, right now!"
"Aw, man," groaned Toji, "busted, again."
Shinji walked over to his desk, having regained his breath. The whole room was full of talking, with the absence of their teacher, who, could hardly be called a teacher, and the absence of the Class Rep. The bell had rang, a few moments after Shinji and Toji had burst into the room, and now, the sound of tiers could be heard screeching on pavement.
"Misato's here, late as always," Shinji said calmly.
"Ya, hey, did you hear?" Kensuke inquired, "we're getting an exchange student today, I think she's from Germany."
"Nope."
"You're hopeless, you would think you would know all the gossip. I mean, your Mom's diner, is like, central, central intelligence."
"I know, but that doesn't mean I pay attention to it, and take notes, unlike some one in this room."
"Guilty as charged."
Hikari walked in, along with Misato, Toji, and a red headed girl. Once Hikari and Toji, had taken their seats, Misato introduced the girl.
"Ok, people, listen up," said Misato brightly, "for the rest of the year, Ms Soryu, here will be with us, so..." she glared at Toji.
"What!" exclaimed Toji loudly, "I haven't done nothing! Not yet, anyways."
""...I want you all to be on your best possible, and for some of you, best impossible behavior," continued Misato.
"Hey! I take offense to that!" shouted Toji.
"So do I!" shouted Kensuke.
"Shut up you two, I don't recall, naming names," stated Misato, "Asuka, why don't you take a seat next to Hikari."
"Ok, Ms Katsuragi," Asuka replied.
"Oh, Misato's fine."
"Ok,"
Asuka took her seat, and Misato began her 'lesson'.
"Ok, for the next 45 minutes, independent study, go ahead and talk, just keep the volume down," Misato said, while leaning back in her chair.
Shinji turned to Toji.
"So, Toji, what prank are you gona pull of Misato today?" asked Shinji.
"Operation Tabeersco," replied Toji.
"Operation what?"
"Tabeersco."
"Explain."
"Mix 2 parts 5 alarm Tabasco Sauce, with 1 part Yebisu beer."
"Oh, no, you didn't."
"Oh yes I did, I spiked Misato's 'water' bottle."
"That's like, the most evil prank you've thought up yet."
"Just sit back an enjoy the show."
Up in front of the class, Misato took a, long, deep drink fro her water bottle.
"ACK!!" she cried as she spat out the contents, "Holy Shit! That Burns!"
End Chapter One.
As you might have guessed, I worked off the 'normal' life Shinji could have had that Gainax originally created, only with a slight alteration of my own. So, the board has been set. Let the random movement on pieces, begin.
Ok, about the story, the Evangelions are in no way, shape or form involved in it, so, if you like big mech battles, I'm sorry, I love mechs as much as the next guy, but, I wanted to see how messed up I could make the Eva world without the Evas in it. Everyone's roles are equivalent to that in the actual show. For example Gendo, because NERV is in the story, I had to make him the next best thing to an evil maniacal maniac, bent on changing the fate of humanity, which is of course, a lawyer.
Ok, you've been for warned. I don't own Evangelion, but I wish I did. If you read this story and like it, tell me a plot line you'd like to see, and I might make it this stories plot, and I'll give you due credit. If you hate it with a bitter passion, I would love to see you do better on a story that has no plot. Now, on with the story.
Chapter One:
A Story with no Plot:
It begins.
Shinji awoke, he had the strange feeling he was being watched. He opened his eyes to see.... his twin sister, Rei, staring down at him.
He gazed up at her pale face, with her red eyes and blue hair, looking nothing like himself, and said the first thing that came to mind.
"Good morning, Rei."
"Good morning, Shinji, Mother has sent me to wake you."
"Wha.... what time is it?"
"It is 6:45 AM. School begins in 15 minutes. You should hurry up, or you will be late again,"
"WHAT!"
"I will see you at school, brother, I will try to explain your tardiness should you not arrive on time."
Rei then turned around, and calmly walked from the room.
Shinji bolted up out of bed, hurriedly put on some cloths, then realizing his pants were inside out, his shirt being back wards, and his socks on is hands, quickly dedressed himself, and then dressed himself the proper way, before running into the kitchen.
"Morning Mom, morning Dad," he called as he shot through.
"Morning Shinji," Yui said brightly, handing him some toast as he ran past, "I sent you lunch along with Rei."
"Thank you," Shinji called out as he ran out of the house.
"He'll be late again," Gendo, said over his morning paper, "he gets that from you."
"Yes, but... he definitely gets his people skills, from you. He really needs to open up more, and relax. At least Toji, is starting to have an effect on him."
"I should get going, I have a meeting with my old teacher, he has a case we need to work on together."
"A lawyer's work is never done," Yui said comically, "good luck."
"Hey, Ikari!" Kensuke called out from the classroom window, "hurry up! You're gona be late, again!"
"You're not helping!" Shinji called up to him as he continued his sprint.
"Mr Aida," snapped Hikari, "where is Mr Suzahara! He's been gone for the past 3 days."
"Oh, Hi class rep, um.... Toji...he's...um."
"Spill it!"
Two figures burst into the room, breathing heavily.
"That, was...close," panted Shinji.
"Very...close," panted Toji, "If we'd been late, Hikari would...have chewed.... our asses off."
"Yep, good thing...you knew that...short cut."
"Ya, I normally use it to.... sneak out...never to sneak in."
"Hey, Toji, Shinji, glade o see you made it on time," called Kensuke.
"Suzahara!" yelled Hikari, coming over towards him, "you missed the last three days of class, You ARE coming with me to the principals office, right now!"
"Aw, man," groaned Toji, "busted, again."
Shinji walked over to his desk, having regained his breath. The whole room was full of talking, with the absence of their teacher, who, could hardly be called a teacher, and the absence of the Class Rep. The bell had rang, a few moments after Shinji and Toji had burst into the room, and now, the sound of tiers could be heard screeching on pavement.
"Misato's here, late as always," Shinji said calmly.
"Ya, hey, did you hear?" Kensuke inquired, "we're getting an exchange student today, I think she's from Germany."
"Nope."
"You're hopeless, you would think you would know all the gossip. I mean, your Mom's diner, is like, central, central intelligence."
"I know, but that doesn't mean I pay attention to it, and take notes, unlike some one in this room."
"Guilty as charged."
Hikari walked in, along with Misato, Toji, and a red headed girl. Once Hikari and Toji, had taken their seats, Misato introduced the girl.
"Ok, people, listen up," said Misato brightly, "for the rest of the year, Ms Soryu, here will be with us, so..." she glared at Toji.
"What!" exclaimed Toji loudly, "I haven't done nothing! Not yet, anyways."
""...I want you all to be on your best possible, and for some of you, best impossible behavior," continued Misato.
"Hey! I take offense to that!" shouted Toji.
"So do I!" shouted Kensuke.
"Shut up you two, I don't recall, naming names," stated Misato, "Asuka, why don't you take a seat next to Hikari."
"Ok, Ms Katsuragi," Asuka replied.
"Oh, Misato's fine."
"Ok,"
Asuka took her seat, and Misato began her 'lesson'.
"Ok, for the next 45 minutes, independent study, go ahead and talk, just keep the volume down," Misato said, while leaning back in her chair.
Shinji turned to Toji.
"So, Toji, what prank are you gona pull of Misato today?" asked Shinji.
"Operation Tabeersco," replied Toji.
"Operation what?"
"Tabeersco."
"Explain."
"Mix 2 parts 5 alarm Tabasco Sauce, with 1 part Yebisu beer."
"Oh, no, you didn't."
"Oh yes I did, I spiked Misato's 'water' bottle."
"That's like, the most evil prank you've thought up yet."
"Just sit back an enjoy the show."
Up in front of the class, Misato took a, long, deep drink fro her water bottle.
"ACK!!" she cried as she spat out the contents, "Holy Shit! That Burns!"
End Chapter One.
As you might have guessed, I worked off the 'normal' life Shinji could have had that Gainax originally created, only with a slight alteration of my own. So, the board has been set. Let the random movement on pieces, begin.