Whos Line Is It Anyway? Yugioh GX Style!
Announcer dude speaking.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Whos Line Is It Anyway.
Welcome to Whos Line Is It Anyway? Yugioh GX Style! Now here's your hostess for this show, Rose Tiger Maiden!
"Hello! And welcome to Whos Line Is It Anyway? Yugioh GX Style!" I said, walking onto the stage, "Now, please welcome to the show: Jaden Yuki, Jesse Anderson, Syrus Truesdale, Bastion Misawa, Zane Truesdale, Alexis Rhodes, Atticus Rhodes, Chazz Princeton, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aster Phoenix, Axel Brodie and Jim Crocodile Cook!"
Said characters all walk onto the stage, waving, smiling, etc. and sit on the chairs that were set up.
"Hey, Rose, how come there's another two extra chairs here?" Jesse asked.
"Because the little twit forgot to introduce us!" said a man that looks like a woman, and a nerd wearing glasses.
"Oh...and Crowler and Adrian Gecko," I said not looking to impressed.
"That's DR. Chrowler to you, you little twit!" Crowler said angrily.
"Oh ya? Well, I don't care if you're the president of the United States! Unless you want me to get the 4Kids Yubel to come and take you away, I suggest that you sit down. NOW!" I yelled at him, then turned to the audience, "Now who's ready for Whos Line Is It Anyway? Yugioh GX Style?"
"YAAAA!" screamed the audience.
"Okay. Here's what the show is going to consist of, Party Quirks, and Scenes From The Reviewers! Since all of you are looking at me like I'm insane, I'll explain what those are," I said looking at the stunned Yugioh GX crew.
"That's cause she is insane," Bastion whispered to Hassleberry.
"Party Quirks is where one of you is throwing a party, and some of you are party guests. The guests are going to be acting out something, whether it's an innocent kitten or a person who wants the buzzing to stop, and the person who is the party thrower has to guess what everyone else is. Scenes From The Reviewers is where the people that review can leave suggestions for what they want to see you people doing. I will choose the best ones, and then you guys have to act them out. Any questions?" I asked.
"I've got one," Chazz said, "Why the heck are we doing this?"
"Because this is what happens when I've been watching too much Whos Line Is It Anyway? And Yugioh GX! Also, for each episode, only one of you will have to be the party thrower, then I'll switch over to Scenes From the Reviewers. However, you'll all have to go through with this, so don't be relieved. Now let's start the fun, and since Bastion over there thinks I'm insane, he can be the first party thrower," I said, grinning evilly at Bastion.
"Oh great! Why don't you just make me each an earth worm?" Bastion asked in annoyance.
"Careful, Bastion. The reviewers might just do that," I said not really all that concerned for his well being, "Now, the five party guests will be: Adrian, Jaden, Jesse, Zane and Alexis."
Said four contestants stood up and walked over to the "acting" part of the stage. They each received a piece of paper, with amusing suggestions for what they had to act out on it. They, however, didn't think it was so amusing.
"Oh, heck no!"
"I have to WHAT!"
"You've got to be joking!"
"There is No way that I'm doing that!"
"Okay, whoever came up with this had some serious mental problems!"
"Oh, quite your complaining and just do it!" I said before walking to my seat to watch the fun, "and...ACTION!"
"Well, every thing's just about ready," Bastion said while pretending to each a chip.
Ding Dong
"Hello," Bastion said opening the door to see Zane standing there.
Zane is supposed to act like a prissy girl.
"Like, oh my god! Where did you get your nails done? I absolutely love them!" Zane said in a really high voice while fawning over Bastion's nails.
"Um...okay. Come in," Bastion said, stepping to the side to let Zane in.
"Did you see that totally awesome fashion show last night? The clothes were to die for!" said Zane in his girly voice.
Okay, by this time everyone else was either laughing or trying to hide their giggles.
Ding Dong
"Hello," Bastion said, once more opening the door to see Jaden standing their.
Jaden has a sugar high.
"Hi! Wow! This is a great party!" Jaden said excitedly, jumping up and down.
"Come in," said Bastion.
"Okay!" Jaden then jumped over to Zane and started to talk to him, "Hey! How are you? I'm good!"
"I am totally awesome, and you should really quite all that jumping. It's making my poor head hurt!" Zane said.
Ding Dong
"Welcome," Bastion said to Adrian.
Adrian has to act gay.
"Hello, there sexy," Adrian said.
"Leave! Now!" Bastion all but shouted at Adrain.
"You can't kick anyone out of the party!" I shouted from my chair, which caused some grumbling from Bastion.
"So, you come here often?" Adrian asked in that "sexy" voice of his. Ew.
"Duh. This is my house, idiot," Bastion said.
Ding Dong
"Hey. Come on in," Bastion said to Jesse, who walked in and over to Jaden.
Jesse has to act like Yubel.
"Wanna play with me, Jaden? I played with your other friends but they were no fun," Jesse said in a really high and kidy voice.
"Okay, this party just get weirder and weirder by the minute," Bastion said, "What's next? A cat doing the chicken dance?"
Ding Dong
"I fear to open this door," Bastion said, "This show has absolutely no logic!"
"Oh the open the damn door and quite your complaining!" I yelled at him, again.
"I was just kidding about the chicken thing!" Bastion yelled because Alexis stood in the door way dressed as a cat, who started to do the chicken dance.
This one is pretty much self explained.
"Okay. Enough is enough," Bastion said.
He walked up to Alexis and said, "You're a cat that's doing the chicken dance."
Ding
"What's with the bell?" Aster asked me.
"It's to let him know if he got it right or wrong," I replied.
"I see," said Aster.
Bastion walked up to Adrian, who was currently trying to hit on Jesse. "Gecko, you're a gay guy, and Jesse, you are Yubel."
Ding Ding
Bastion then turned to Jaden and Zane. "Jaden, you're your normal self, and Zane, you're drunk or something."
BZZT BZZT
"WOULD YOU QUITE WITH THE BELLS ALREADY!" Bastion yelled at me.
"Fine, fine. Good news is you're done, and you don't have to go through that anymore," I said whiling everyone took their seats.
Okay, so by the time this ended, everyone who hadn't acted were laughing like a pack of hyenas, and everyone that did looked like they wanted to hit something. Oh boy.
"Good," Bastion said looking relieved, "I think I lost some IQ points there."
"Anyways, now it's time for Scenes From The Reviewers!" I shouted while the audience applauded.
"But, how can you do that, when there aren't any reviews yet?" Syrus asked looking confused.
"Meh. I asked the audience for some suggestions, and I came up with some!" I said.
The whole Yugioh GX crew looked like they'd just seen a ghost.
"The next four people I choose are: Chazz, Aster, Syrus and Jim."
"NO!" said characters shouted.
"Oh, suck it up! You'll all have to do this also, so you may as well get it over with!"
"Fine."
"Okay, first off, I'm only doing three right now because the time is almost up," I said sadly.
"YAY!"
"But there will be more next time!"
"NO!"
"Anyways, first scene: Bad things to say to someone on their death bed."
"Can I have all your belongings?" asked Syrus.
"I guess I can tell you now. I've been having an affair with your wife," Aster said.
O.O was everyone else's expression.
"Mental note," said Zane, "Never invite Aster to my death bed."
Jim went and pretended to pull back the blankets to cover the person's head and said, "Peek A Boo!"
"I was only friends with you because of your money," said Chazz.
"Ooohhhhh," went the audience.
"Next scene: Fast food orders that sound sexy, but aren't!"
This one made all the heads turn.
"Hey, it's not one of mine!" I said holding up my hands, "Okay, first it's gonna be Syrus, then Jim, then Aster and finally Chazz. Go!"
"Could you super size that?" Syrus asked while going red as a tomato.
"I'd like the foot long," Jim said, causing people in the audience to whistle.
"Can I get a shake with that?" Aster said.
"Could you slip me a whopper?" Chazz said not to enthusiastically.
"Okay. I don't even want to know where you guys came up with those. Final scene: Things you don't want to hear as you finish your last bite of dinner."
"Who'd you eat the dog food?" Syrus asked while Jim pretended to eat out of the dog dish.
"Fido!" exclaimed Aster.
Aster is "eating" and Jim comes up to him. "Dude, who'd you eat my science project?"
"Jason would like to know how you enjoyed your dinner," Chazz said.
"Okay! Well, that's our show for now, since we ran out of time. Tune in next time for another brilliant episode of Whos Line Is It Anyway? Yugioh GX Style! Now, GET OUT!"
Okay, so this was my first shot at a humor fic and I thought this would be funny. Please read and review to tell me what you think. Also, you can offer suggestions for scenes that the characters have to do, or what they have to act out. Till next time.