AN: This is some random story that I decided to write. I thought that in the twilight saga Edward sure likes his Volvo, I thought that it would be funny if he started to talk to it..LOL

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own the Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer does.

Edward Talks To His Volvo

Chapter one: Random

Edward pov

Oh, How I love my precious Volvo

I love it so much I wonder if I like it better than my Bella. No that couldn't be true, I love her too much, but they are close on my list of loved ones.

I sat here, sitting next to my Volvo just polishing it. Oh, how I wish it had a mind of its own then I could know what it thought about me and if it liked me the way I like it, but what's not to like?

"I wonder if I should name you, dear Volvo?"

What the? Did I just say that aloud?

Well I guess no ones around and Bella will not be here for a while…………

"What do you reckon I should name you, my little Volvie?"

"Hey that's cute, Volvie!"

"You are now christened Volvie, lord of all other cars''

Bella pov

When I reached Edwards home I new that everyone had gone on a hunting trip and Edward was going to look after me while Charlie was in Seattle for 2 weeks. I heard Edwards voice from the garage. Whom was he talking too?

When I reached the garage, I found Edward on the floor talking to his Volvo. I hated his Volvo, he loved it so much I mean it's not that good it's only a stupid car and its silver who picks silver, it's to boring, wait, reverse, Edward was talking to his Volvo, What the hell?

Surely, he would have heard me come in. However, he didn't

"Aw my little Volvie, you are sooo cute "He said and continued

"I have to do a real christening to you one day," He continued then he noticed me.

"Oh Bella, I ummm" he stuttered all I could do was stand in shock

"YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND" He suddenly yelled at me then he ran upstairs and started to cry dry sobs.

"What the Hell?" I stated

Then I herd laughter from behind me………..

AN; HAH! Cliffhanger LOL! Anyway, did you like it? I know it's random but please review – shows puppy dog eyes-

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