Notes: The following are just a collection of drabbles written for various prompts, communities on LJ, and just for the hell of it. Please take into consideration that each "chapter" is actually a brand-new story. And reviews are love. Thank you!
No: The Argument
"What are you afraid of? It's just my wedding band on a string."
"No."
Sweetly, "It can't hurt you."
"No."
"Aren't you even a little bit curious?"
"No."
"C'mon, Granger. It will be fun, I promise."
"No." She paused. "And don't call me Granger."
Through gritted teeth and a forced smile, "Fine, Mrs. Malfoy. Now, seriously, lie back."
Scowling, "No. And Mrs. Malfoy is your mother."
"It's completely harmless," with a smirk.
"No."
"It said if it swings in a circle it's a boy..."
"No."
"...and in a straight line it's a girl."
"No."
Exasperated, "I'm sure it won't even be right."
"No."
"You won't even have to look."
"No."
"And I won't tell you."
"No."
Agitated, "It'll be my own little secret."
Bored, "No."
"Please."
"No."
"Humour me."
"No."
Yelling, "Can't you say anything else?"
Amused, "...yes."
Frustrated, "Why won't you do this for me?"
"Because."
"I want to know if it's a boy or girl, damnit!"
Smiling, "It's a boy."
"W-what?"
"I had a Muggle ultrasound today. They told me it's a boy."
Flustered, "Why the bloody hell did you put me through all this then?"
Shrugging, "You never asked if I already knew."
Enraged, "WHAT?!"
"I'm sorry."
"I've been researching pregnancy myths all day!"
"I know."
Pacing, "You are the devil, woman."
"Draco?" sweet as sugar.
Growling, "What?"
"We love you," hand on her stomach. "Both of us."
Softly, "I love you, too."