a/n- I got bored, ok?

Things NOT to do at Monster High

1. Challenge Robecca, Rochelle and Operetta to a race around the SKRM maze. (They are all extremely competitive. You will literally get lost down there.)

2. Force Clawd to wear a cone. (It may look hilarious, but when he gets that thing off, you better start running.)

3. Tell Mr. Rotter that Ghoulia is cheating because she eats everyone's brains. (You'll get sent to the nurse's office, because he'll think something is wrong with your brain.)

4. Replace Draculaura's tomato juice with blood. (A week in detention from the Headmistress, apparently.)

5. Make fun of Mrs. Kindergrubber's accent. (Yes, that does include raising your hand and asking, "What accent are we supposed to think that is?")

6. Ask Scarah where the lucky charms are. (She'll hypnotize you... not fun.)

7. Steal Holt's iCoffin and load it with Justin Biter music. (... Do I even have to say what would happen here? Aside from the fact that it's suicide?)

8. Start singing the "Ghostbusters" theme everytime you see Spectra. (As funny as her reaction is, you don't wanna know what happens after that.)

9. Go bungee-jumping with Robecca. (Rochelle ended up in the hospital.)

10. Do a one person flash-mob with "Baby" by Justin Biter in the hallway. (Holt and Operetta will try to kill you for 'ruining music' because that is exactly what you would be doing.)

11. Lie to Cleo and say there's a half-off sale at Booingdale's. (That girl takes her shopping way too seriously.)

12. Give Jackson twenty bucks to break-dance. (He ended up in the nurse's office with a broken leg.)

13. Tell Lagoona that Gil really does know how to rap. (= that freshie looking like an idiot in front of the whole school.)

14. Talk like Abbey for a whole week. (She'll turn you into an ice sculpture.)

15. Spread a rumor that Venus is in a relationship with a tree. (Brought the term 'tree-hugger' to a new meaning. 'nuff said.)

16. Singing "Frightday" by Robecca Black will result in you getting locked in the SKRM maze for a whole day. (Dude, no one likes that song anymore.)

17. Let Rochelle's pet griffon thing, Roux, loose in the school. (THAT THING TRIES TO KILL EVERYONE. THE CLAWS. THE TEETH. THE SCREECHING.)

18. Steal Deuce's glasses and replace them with Dolce & Fanganna ones. (He just doesn't understand fashion.)

19. Tie HooDude to the lockers. (He gave every dude at Monster High a migraine.)

20. Sign Toralei and the twins up for swim class. (Suicide. 'nuff said.)