It was a typical day as I walked in to work. The janitor was eying me angrily and muttering something under his breath as he wasn't paying attention to where he moved his mop as he swung it over his shoulder. Dr. Kelso was munching on a chocolate muffin he'd stolen from the nurses muffin basket also not paying attention enough to see that the mop was going to hit him in the head.
Carla and Elliot were talking but I really don't care since I heard the words 'shoe shopping. Lastly my brown bear was standing yakking at a bunch of nurses trying to spread his fashion ideas.
"All I'm saying is that if you pretty nurse went around in you're underwear... it would reduce drag caused by those scrubs." Slowly one by on the nurses hit him and moved on. Turk shook his head, "there's no more love for an inventive man like myself."
Carla looked up at us and rolled her eyes. "Turk... If you want sex for the next year then I suggest you stop spreading your 'inventiveness'." She said using fingers as quote marks.
Turk shook his head some, "baby, it has been proven to reduce drag!"
"oh, really?" Elliot asked, "and where did you get that from?"
"Playboy... but he had a D and a R with a period before his name..."
"I remember that one, he was helped on the article by Nurse Wantaspankyouharder." I said remembering back quickly to my college days. Carla and Elliot walked away. I was still reminiscing when suddenly I head my name.
"Shirley! Will you stop trying to fantasize about what a real woman is in bed and get to work." Dr. Cox said handing my a folder.
"I take offense to that." I said calmly and without a reasonable comeback.
He scrunched his face. "You'd take offense if they cut up Panda's and started eating them."
"Not Bobo!" Turk yelled.
"Who the Hell is Bobo?"
"Well, when we were in college Turk and I went to this circus and there was a Panda their named Bobo and he..."
"Donna do you think I gave a damn?" He made a silent 'no' and walked away.
"It's okay, I'll remember Bobo with you." Turk said placing a caring hand on my shoulder.
"Those god damn trapeze..." I said and began to walk out of the waiting room.