"Hello! Welcome to 99.9 WKHR 2:30am This is your boy, S-O-R-A on your radio. With my bro Roxas. How's everyone sleepin' tonight?" Sora nearly screamed into the microphone.
"They're not with you yellin' on the radio at 2:30 in the morning." Roxas grumbled, Nearly asleep on the table.
"No one actually listens to us so it doesn't matter." Sora said quite energized for his day or night job. "Anyway we got a whole bunch of people stopping in on us tonight. We got, my girl Kairi, my boy Riku, Don, and Goof, Jane, Captain Jack, King Mickey, Herc, Meg, Phil, Cloud, Leon, Yuffie, Rikku, Yuna, Paine, Tidus, Wakka, Hayner, Pence, Olette, Pinnochio; he's a real boy ladies and gents. Uh, we have Chicken little, Chip and Mrs. Potts. . ." Sora continued,
"Basically anyone who's ever been in the Kingdom Hearts games will be here. So this'll be a long night, lady and gentleman." Roxas groaned. "And if you still want a reason to not listen, we're playing nothing but Utada Hikaru songs all night. . . er, morning, because it's the only album we have legal permission to play."
"What are you talking about Rox? Those are the best songs." Sora said eagerly.
"Please. I'd rather hear you sing them than listen to them." Roxas said.
"But Roxas. . ."
"Sora, I need to sleep. Why you dragged me out of yourself, which I have no idea how you did, just to go on the radio for 12 hours I have no clue. So please either let me go back to Namine– er, I mean back into you or let me sleep." Roxas growled as he buried his head into his folded arms
"You are losing major cool points, mister." Sora mocked. "He's no fun. Anyway people of the Destiny Islands, all of our guests will be coming soon. Especially Kairi."
"And Namine." Roxas coughed.
". . .And Namine." Sora added. "So don't touch that dial, that is if you haven't already. Right here on WKHR 99.9