Yup....another version of OoT...
Disclaimy: I own LoZ and the mole people will attack at dawn tommorow.
~!@#$%^&*()_+
Deku Tree: Navi...come here!
Navi: Let me geuss, you're going to send me on a journey where I go with a hylian turned kokiri while he gets many girls and has to find 3 sacred jewels that will open a big door with a song played from a blue orcairna and age seven years in the blink of an eye to go with the boy until he finds the Princess of Hyrule, kills a massive pig, and ultimatley gets laid?
Deku Tree: No, I'm going to send you on a journey where you go with a hylian turned kokiri while he gets many girls and has to find 3 sacred jewels that will open a big door with a song played from a blue orcairna and age seven years in the blink of an eye to go with the boy until he finds the Princess of Hyrule, kills a massive pig, and ultimatley gets laid!
Navi: ... Okay! [flies off to Link's house]
Deku Tree: Ahh, now I am away from that godforsaken beast!
MEanwhile...
Link is having...happy....dare I say it......dreams, until his usual nightmare with a horse that has an old hag with a small girl on it and a guy with a nose the size of Mars.
Navi: Wake up so I can go on a journey where I go with a hylian turned kokiri while he gets many girls and has to find 3 sacred jewels that will open a big door with a song played from a blue orcairna and age seven years in the blink of an eye to go with the boy until he finds the Princess of Hyrule, kills a massive pig, and ultimatley gets laid!
Link: Okay! [jumps out of bed and trips over an unseeable object]Ow.....
Link gets up and and jumps off his balcony and rolls right to his green haired friend, who is holding up a sign that had 9.5 on it.
Saria: Hi Link!
Link: Hi! I have a fairy... that looks like a bright blue gumball...
Navi: Link! Wait up! [goes to Link who catches her and pops her in his mouth]
Link: Yum... raspberry...
~!@#$%^&*()_+
Will Link ever get to the Deku Tree? Will this story have a point? Do I have sanity? Will Navi come back? Find out these questionss and more on Yup...Another OoT fic!
Disclaimy: I own LoZ and the mole people will attack at dawn tommorow.
~!@#$%^&*()_+
Deku Tree: Navi...come here!
Navi: Let me geuss, you're going to send me on a journey where I go with a hylian turned kokiri while he gets many girls and has to find 3 sacred jewels that will open a big door with a song played from a blue orcairna and age seven years in the blink of an eye to go with the boy until he finds the Princess of Hyrule, kills a massive pig, and ultimatley gets laid?
Deku Tree: No, I'm going to send you on a journey where you go with a hylian turned kokiri while he gets many girls and has to find 3 sacred jewels that will open a big door with a song played from a blue orcairna and age seven years in the blink of an eye to go with the boy until he finds the Princess of Hyrule, kills a massive pig, and ultimatley gets laid!
Navi: ... Okay! [flies off to Link's house]
Deku Tree: Ahh, now I am away from that godforsaken beast!
MEanwhile...
Link is having...happy....dare I say it......dreams, until his usual nightmare with a horse that has an old hag with a small girl on it and a guy with a nose the size of Mars.
Navi: Wake up so I can go on a journey where I go with a hylian turned kokiri while he gets many girls and has to find 3 sacred jewels that will open a big door with a song played from a blue orcairna and age seven years in the blink of an eye to go with the boy until he finds the Princess of Hyrule, kills a massive pig, and ultimatley gets laid!
Link: Okay! [jumps out of bed and trips over an unseeable object]Ow.....
Link gets up and and jumps off his balcony and rolls right to his green haired friend, who is holding up a sign that had 9.5 on it.
Saria: Hi Link!
Link: Hi! I have a fairy... that looks like a bright blue gumball...
Navi: Link! Wait up! [goes to Link who catches her and pops her in his mouth]
Link: Yum... raspberry...
~!@#$%^&*()_+
Will Link ever get to the Deku Tree? Will this story have a point? Do I have sanity? Will Navi come back? Find out these questionss and more on Yup...Another OoT fic!