Disclaimer: you idiots! I obviously DO NOT own Twilight! Sheesh!
Eddie or Jake?
Endurin' Eddie
Skin is blemish-free
Old-fashioned name (Edward ew)
Smells gooooood
Drinks animal blood (yummo)
"I are sex"
Girls pant after him
Basically an old man
"dark" humour? (wtf)
Rolling in money
Obsessed with Bella
Really really paranoid that Bella's going to accidentally kill herself
Immortal
Can read human, vampire and werewolf minds! oh snap
Charming and irresistibly nice to everyone he meets
To-die-for golden eyes
Average height
Super fast
Lives in a huge mansion
Obnoxious and a bit know-it all
Anger- management
Permanent powers
Has good taste in music (go indie!)
Can't kiss Bella properly
Can probably play piano at AmusA level
Cold and hard
Bella's perfect soul mate
Bella loves all his family members
Not that big muscles
Will turn Bella into a sexy vampire
Jumpin' Jake
Pimples
Sexy nickname
Probably has fleas
Stuffs himself with hamburgers
"I not as sex"
He pants after one girl
Young(ish)
Rofl-Funny
Pretty pov
Obsessed with Bella
Encourages Bella to cliff-dive and ride home-serviced motorcycles really fast
Normal human lifespan
Can only read werewolves minds just not good enough!
Also pretty charming, but not as irresistible
Unmentioned/boring eyes
Fuh-reakin' gigantic
When a wolf, also fast
Lives in a run-down shack
Really sweet and listens to Bella
Also anger – management
Must turn into a big dog for powers
Not musically talented
Loves to French-kiss Bella
Can't express emotions through music
Hot and soft
Will probably imprint on some random
Bella doesn't really love any of his family
Big muscles
Wants to rip-and-kill all vampires