Code Lyoko Randomness number dos (for all u non-Spanish-speaking peeps out there dos=2)!
It's exactly what the title says: It's Code Lyoko, it's random, and it's the second random CL story I wrote.
Well, here it is…
Aelita's fascination of touch-activated lamps
Aelita: JEREMIE! What the frig is this thing?
Jeremie: Aelita, that's a lamp.
Aelita: Nuh-uh! Where's the string? If there isn't a string to turn it on with, it absolutely CANNOT be called a lamp!
Jeremie: It's a touch-activated lamp. Poke it.
Aelita: *Pokes lamp cautiously and practically jumps out of her skin when it turns on* Oh my goshness! Jeremie where did you get this lamp? IT'S SO COOL AND I WANT ONE AND WILL YOU TAKE ME TO BUY ONE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?
Jeremie: Uh, sure, I guess…
Aelita: *Spends the next four hours poking the lamp and gasping every time it turns on*
Jeremie: *Stands there watching her wondering if he screwed up her brain when he materialized her*
Aelita's attempt at mini golf
Aelita: So, how do you play golf?
Jeremie: Well, first you swing back the putter.
Aelita: Okay, like this? *Swings back putter and hits Jeremie in the face*
Jeremie: OOOWWWWW!
Ulrich: Uh, Jeremie, you have a huge mark on your face.
Jeremie: Crap, I do?
Odd: Well, look on the bright side, Einstein. At least it doesn't look as bad as the mark you get when you fall asleep in front of your computer!
All: SHUT UP, ODD!
Aelita: Jeremie, I am so sorry!
Jeremie: It's OK, it was an accident.
Aelita: Here, let me try again *swings back putter and hits ball successfully* YAY! I did it!
*everyone hears a loud crash and looks to their right, discovering that Aelita destroyed a windmill*
Ulrich: Uh, Aelita, we should probably leave before you kill someone.
Aelita: Good idea.
*they all leave*
Odd gets a playmate for Kiwi (In parentheses= English translation of Kiwi's barks)
Odd: Kiwi! I have a surprise for you!
Kiwi: ARF! (OMFG FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FRIG YOU ARE SAYING. DOGGY NO SPEAK ENGLISH!)
*Odd brings a crate into his room with a small black kitten in it.*
Odd: Here you go, Kiwi! I got you a new friend!
Kiwi: WOOF! (DUDE! CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK IN DOG! KIWI NO UNDERSTAND!) *Kiwi sees the kitten in the crate and barks* (I'm guessing he said he got me dinner) *He goes over and sniffs the crate*
*Odd lets the cat out and Kiwi bites the tip of its tail. The cat screeches. Kiwi chases it around the room for a half-hour*
Odd: Awww! You two are best friend already.
Kiwi: GRRRRRR (What are you doing here? Get out of here before I bite your tail off!)
*The cat fights back. The two animals continue to fight until Odd breaks them up, finally realizing they absolutely hate each other-which isn't until Kiwi's ear is bleeding and the cat is limping*
Odd: Come on, kitty. I'm bringing you back to the pet store. No one hurts my Kiwi like that.
~At the pet store~
Odd: But you have to take her back! She attacked my dog!
Clerk: Sorry, kid. No returning animals after the purchase is complete.
Odd: But-
Clerk: No buts! Sorry, but she's yours now.
Odd: Aww. *Leaves. On the way back to Kadic, he gets an idea*
Ulrich: Hey, Odd. How's it g- what the frick happened in here?
Odd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ULRICH! *Shoves cat into his arms*
Ulrich: Where'd this cat come from? And it's not my birthday.
Odd: She came from the pet store and I don't care if it isn't your birthday. Just take the cat.
Ulrich: But, why do I, oh alright. *Goes to sleep without even asking what happened while he was gone*