Guess-The-Day
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto or Akatsuki. If I did, I'd put myself in it with my imaginary bro twin and make Konan my big sister... XD As you can see, it hasn't happened, so..yeah...R & R...
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Today in the Akatsuki lair, it was peaceful. It was a marvellous, joyous, no-killing-intent day. It was a beautiful sunny day outside.
Unfortunately, first glances can be deceiving. But by the way, does anyone now what day it is today?
Why don't you GUESS?
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"I say that it's Monday!"
"I say that it's Friday!"
"Silence!"
…
"Tobi says that it's…Wed-ve-nes-day!"
"I am God* and I say that it's Be-Quiet-Day today!" boomed the Leader.
…
"No, I seriously think that it's Mock-People-Day today!"
Itachi and Sasori walked in with Konan at that exact moment. They were quietly chatting with each other about something or another. Hidan smirked, not having the decency to hide it.
"Hey, WEASEL! Morning SCORPION!"
…?
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"
"Hidan, Sasori! Calm down and say you're sorry!"
"Seriously?" Hidan raised a mocking eyebrow, "No!"
"You insolent religious zombie!" Sasori hissed out.
"Hey, don't insult Jashin-sama!"
"Why shouldn't I after you insulted me?"
"Hey, I insulted Itachi to! Right Jashin?"
"…It was not appreciated," murmured the raven-haired man.
"Oh, whatever!"
"Hidan," said Konan in a breathy voice, "Aren't you going to stop?"
"Let me think about that…Nope!"
Konan's eyes were shielded her hair and a mysterious dark shadow that crossed her face.
"…Pein. Would it be okay if I punished the man that insulted not one but TWO of our precious members…"
"Gladly, as long as he becomes quiet."
"Does everyone AGREE?"
"…H-hai Konan…"
*SHIVERS*
"Good…Oh and Tobi?"
"Yes Lady-chan?"
"Go and get yourself some ice-cream…"
"Yes Lady-chan! Tobi will get Tobi some ice-cream!" And so, Tobi skipped out of the room.
"…Wouldn't want to scar you…"
*EVIL SMILE UNDER THE SHADOW!*
Hidan, since he's quite DUMB to put it bluntly, was quite confused.
So when a sharp object was heard being unsheathed behind him, his quick ninja-like reflexes didn't exactly kick in fast enough.
Oh, but EVERYONE was surprised when the sharp PAPER katana *cut off his inflated head of his shoulders.
And that's when Konan placed his head in a position where he could see his headless body.
And then see dear Konan 'kill' his body with just-as-sharp shuriken's and kunai's. It was a bloody scene.
Yup, he was surprised.
As for Konan, because she was the awesome person she is, just waltzed out of the room.
Pein smirked in appreciation and disappeared after her to 'discuss' necessary…things.
The rest of the Akatsuki were still wide-eyed and terrified.
"Um, did Tobi miss something?"
"…"
"…Okay? Tobi's going to leave now!"
"…"
And so, Tobi left the room in the same direction as the two partners in crime.
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Author Notes: Yeah...not as good as I would have wanted...OH WELL! Oh, and as for Konan, dod you notice that she's AWESOME! She's my fave! XD And I have no idea what Tobi calls Konan, so forgive me for that!
*I, personally, do not agree with this statement of Pein being God. I believe in the true God, so sorry PEIN, you are OUT!
*Hehe, does anyone know what movie reference I'm using here? Oh, you'll have to take out one word for it to make sense...OH WELL!
CYA~
COD~