A/N: with the film I got the idea from Band of Brothers some of the parts are actually from it. I love that movie so much I kind of stole it from my brother so I can watch it over and over again. When day I was so bored I had left over money from my birthday so I brought the box set to Hogan Heroes, my sister watches it all the time. I down not own the characters in Hogan heroes the director dude does. The OCs are my own characters and I like the names I give them don't ask me why one if the soldiers nickname is spotlight I reckon it well be a mad nickname but I'm stuck with the nickname Boogla Boogla, my dad gave me that nickname. Also I suck at thinking summaries why are they sooo hard? Also if you ever meet me I make no sense when I talk sometimes I don't know why. This is my first Hogan Heroes fan ficiton too. I suck at writing I have no idea why I write especially when I go on about random things. Before you all start to read I want to tell you all something Clown Fishes are evilly they're not cute! Evilly and scary little monster, if you turn your back on them they can kill you with their chainsaws! Enjoy this chapter fan ficiton, I don't really mind if you all don't review but just enjoy and love and peace!
War is War.
Chapter 1: The Film
1 mile from Stalag 13 Klink gathered some of his guards to investigate the American plane that crushed to see if there are any survivors so they can take them prisoners and get information out of them so Klink can get a promotion.
They reached to the plane in no time Klink order Sergeant Schultz to go over there and look. Schultz nod and started to walk over to the plane, he was about to give up when he saw an dead American holding something in his hands, he bent down and grab it out of the dead guy hands.
"Commandant I have found something!" Schultz said really pleased with himself.
"Oh really what have you found, Hmm?" Klink said walking over to him.
"Commandant I have found this." Schultz said handing him over the film.
"Dummkopf it's a film." Klink said annoyed at Schultz.
"But Commandant this American soldier was carrying it." Schultz replied.
"Hmm we should go back to camp and see what it is." Klink said trying to sound smart.
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"Unbelievable, the Americans are losing in Bastogne. We should show the prisoners this I'm sure there'll be disappointed." Klink said looking at Schultz.
"I will tell them at roll call." Klink added.
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Schultz entered the barracks yelling "Raus, Raus everyone out for roll call!"
Everyone mumbled and exiting the barrack lining up for roll call. When Schultz finishing counting everyone, Klink came down the stairs yelling, "REEEEPOOOORT!"
"Herr Commandant," Schultz said, "all prisoners present and accounted for."
"Thank you Schultz," Klink said, "Now everyone tonight I'm going to show you all a film-'' He was interpreted by Corporal LeBeau yelling "Aww not another boring movie!" The rest of the prisoners agreed.
"Silent! It's not like any other movie I'm sure you'll all like it because I do." Klink said chuckling.
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The guards started up the movie before they play it Klink said to Hogan "I'm sure you'll enjoy it. LIGHTS!" the lights turned off and the film started to play. 'What does he mean by that?' Hogan thought then looks up at the screen.
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"BOOM!" the Germans reloaded their mortars and started firing at the American from the village.
"GET IN TO YOUR FOXHOLES! GET TO COVER STAY LOW DO NOT GET OUT TO YOUR FOXHOLES!" Said first sergeant Wesley running to take cover, Sergeant Luz fell to the ground and started crawling to the nearest foxhole he heard his mates yelling to him. "COME ON LUZ! OVER HERE LU-'' A mortar hit their foxholes Luz watched his friends being blown up, he looked at the now empty foxhole then headed over where Wesley was and hopped into the foxhole he yelled over the noise so that Wesley could hear him. "MUCK AND PLUTO GOT HIT!" He covered his head and closed his eyes.
"WHAT!" Wesley said doing the same thing.
"MUCK AND PLUTO ARE DEAD!" Luz retold him. When the mortars stopped Wesley look at Luz with a shock face and said "Muck and Pluto are..." Luz nod and finished Wesley's sentence "Are dead, they got hit by a mortar, Blew them up." Luz said with a sad look on his face.
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The prisoners were all shock and look at each other then stared back and the screen.
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MEDIC!" Corporal Spears Rip ran to the injured soldier when the mortars stopped. Spears stared down at the injured man and mumbled "shit" Sergeant Savage look up at Spears and said "Spears?" Spears started helping Private Gordon his whole left leg got blown right off. "Help me move him out of here." Spears said to Savage he nod and help the medic lifting Gordon up off the ground and towards the jeep. Spears put a bandage around the leg and injected morphine into his opposite leg to stop the pain. The driver lift the private off the ground and onto the jeep another medic went with him.
Spears saw Luz comforting sergeant Hal Wynn.
"Hal you ok?" Hal nodded he look down at the necklaces of Mike Jones (Muck) and Paul Parker (Pluto) he got to his feet and walk off to his foxhole.
"Muck and Pluto are dead. It hit Haul the hardest because they were his best friend." Luz said lighting up a smoke.
"Hope he'll be ok." Spears said looking where Hal went.
"Yeah he will be huh," Luz look at Spears who had blood on his hands, "Who got hit?"
"James Gordon, he got his left leg blown off."
First Sergeant Wesley walks up to them and said "Have you seen Lieutenant Moore?"
"A...No West we haven't seen him, maybe his out for a walk avoiding the attacks." Luz said looking around.
"Well go back to your foxholes we might have more mortars coming." Wesley said walking off to find him.
"This wouldn't happen if Hogan hasn't got captured by those fucking Kruats." Luz said to Spears inhaling the smoke.
"Yeah his way better then Moore, Why the hell does he keep leaving us every time we get into combat?" Spears asked Luz while they were heading back to their foxholes.
"There's no excuse if his scared, we're all fucking scared but here we are doing all the work when he is catching on his beauty sleep or taking a walk." Luz said jumping in his foxhole.
"Do you have any scissors?" Spears said changing the subject.
"No ask Willy he might have one." Luz said pointing where Will Johnson is.
Spears headed over where Willy is and slid in the foxhole.
"Hey Willy," Spears said tapping him on the shoulder.
"Hey Webb keep your eyes on the line, Yeah?" Willy said turning to face Spears.
"Do you have scissors?"
"No, Um Marty might his over where Don is."
Spears climb out the foxhole and hopped in the next foxhole where Marty was at. He started looking for the scissors until he found them. He jumped out of the foxhole and then heard Marty yelling "Hey that god dam Cajun took my scissors!'' Spears smiled when he heard him yell and went to find Hal.
"Hey, Hal!" He said sitting next to him he then started looking for his chocolate bar and broke some off. "Here." He said. Hal took the chocolate off him and started eating it. "Thanks Doc."
BOOM! They both headed back to their foxholes. Wesley was yelling "TAKE COVER! STAY IN YOUR FOXHOLES!"
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"Bloody 'ell thank god I'm in 'ere not there." Newkirk said to Carter.
"Hogan you never told me you were there officer." Kinch said to him.
"You never ask." Hogan replied.
"Boy I feel sorry for them." LeBeau said staring at the screen.
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Luz and Wesley shared the same foxhole, Wesley saw Lieutenant Moore crawling over to him and saying "SERGEANT! YOU TAKE CARE OF THINGS HERE! I'M GOING TO CALL FOR HELP!" then Moore left.
"Holy shit did he just?" Luz said to Wesley, he stared at Luz. Soon the mortars stopped again. They stayed still for a while then Wesley got up and yelled "EVERYONE STAY IN YOUR FOXHOLES!" He heard a cry for a medic he saw Speirs running towards the cry, he then followed after him.
He was shock of who got hit Private Hugo Smith another medical officer, One of Spears mates. "Don't worry Red you'll be fine just hang in there." Hugo (Red) almost lost his legs only to have huge chunks of meat missing. "D-d-don't w-waste m-morphine on m-me S-Spears." Hugo said having trouble speaking. Spears look at him then look at Wesley and said "Get a jeep." Wesley nod and went to get a jeep soon he came back with two men and a stretcher. "Be careful with his legs." Speirs said the men lift Hugo up and Hugo was saying "Yeah w-watch out f-for the legs." They put Hugo on the stretcher before they carried him away he said to Spears "Hey looks like I'll be beating you home after all, s-see you back in Louisiana Spear." Hugo smiled at him.
"Yeah, you to Red." Spears replied watching the men taking Hugo to the jeep.
Wesley and Spears went back to where Luz was. Spears jumped in the foxhole with Luz. Wesley looked at them both and said "I have to report this to HQ, Be right back."
When Wesley left Speirs looked around and said to Luz "Hey where's LT. Moore?"
Luz look at him and said "He said he was going to get help I bet the chicken shit is hiding somewhere." They both chuckled.
"Privates Mike Jones (Muck) and Paul Parker (Pluto) got killed by the mortars, and Privates James Gordon and Hugo Smith got send to the hospital, we're all worried about Hal and Speirs, and that's all Sir."
"West how come you're giving me this information and not LT. Moore?"
Wesley stared at him and said "I was there Sir." Then he left.
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Klink was really glad he wasn't fighing in fact he is so glad right now the he is in charge of a prison camp. He thought was scary it would be to be one of those americans in a mortar attack, he shivered at the thought of it. He then wondered what the prisoners were thinking right now seeing their men getting seriously injured or worst killed, at first he felt sorry for them but this is war, there is not time feeling sorry.
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Luz, Speirs, Hal and Trigger sat on the ground eating their foods they can hear the Kruats singing:
"Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht
Alles ist ruhig, alles ist hell
Round Yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so zart und mild
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh
Schlafe in himmlischer RuhStille Nacht, heilige Nacht!
Hirten beim Anblick
Glories Strom vom Himmel Ferne
Himmlischen Heerscharen singen: Halleluja!
Christus, der Heiland ist geboren
Christus, der Heiland ist geborenStille Nacht, heilige Nacht
Sohn Gottes, der Liebe reinem Licht
Radiant Balken aus deinem göttlichen Mund
Mit dem Anbruch der erlösenden Gnade
Jesus, Herr, in deiner Geburt
Jesus, Herr, in deiner Geburt "
"What the hell are they singing?" Hal said eating his meal.
"They're singing 'Silent Night'." Trigger said finishing his food.
"Jeez and they think we're mad." Luz said chuckling a bit then there was silent's the Kruats stopped singing.
"That reminds me spotlight and Webb were digging up a new foxhole when they saw a Kruat walking into our lines, I think he got lost but they scared the living shit out of him yelling 'Nuts'." Trigger said the boys laughed at this.
"Hey!" Speirs said towards the camera, "Do you always have to follow us?"
"Speirs leave the poor guy alone; it's his fault if he gets shot." Hal said.
"Or takes a walk." Luz said laughing a bit.
"What do you mean?" Trigger asked.
"Where have you been Trigger?" Speirs said looking at him.
"During the Mortar attacks LT. Moore crawls up to West and said 'Sergeant! You take care of things here I'm going to Err call for help.' But really we all know that he head for the hills." Luz said to Trigger. They all stop talking when they saw LT. Moore walking by, when he was out of sight they begun to talk again.
"See what I mean, Every time he yawns he says he's going to call HQ but actually he goes on a walk or sleep." Luz added.
"Hey trigger, how come your nickname is Trigger Happy?" Hal said.
"Remember in training I was hitting the target right in the heart or between the eyes but on the machine guns I didn't stop shooting when they told me to stop so that's how my nickname came to be." Trigger said.
"It's been two years, and I can't even remember training to be in the airborne." Hal said warming himself up.
"There they go singing again!" Luz said annoyed.
"What the hell are they singing this time?" Speirs said lighting a smoke.
'Ein kleiner weißer Schneemann
der steht vor meiner Tür,
ein kleiner weißer Schneemann
der stand gestern noch nicht hier,
und neben dran der Schlitten,
der lädt uns beide ein,
zur aller ersten Schlittenfahrt
ins Märchenland hinein.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
klingt es weit und breit.
Schön ist eine Schlittenfahrt
im Winter wenn es schneit.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
klingt es weit und breit.
Mach' mit mir
'ne Schneeballschlacht,
der Winter steht bereit!
Er kam auf leisen Sohlen
ganz über Nacht,
hat heimlich und verstohlen
den ersten Schnee gebracht.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
klingt es weit und breit.
Hell erstrahlt die ganze Welt
im weißen, weißen Kleid.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
klingt es weit und breit.
Christkind geht durch
den Winterwald,
denn bald ist Weihnachtszeit.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
klingt es weit und breit...'
"Jingle Bells." Trigger said when the Kruats stop signing again.
Merry fucking Christmas to you to." Luz said mumbling a bit.
"Cheer up at least they aren't bombing us." Speirs said.
"I wonder what the POWs camps are like." Hal said taking the smoke of Speirs.
"My brother was there he said it wasn't nice." Trigger said.
"Oh really it wasn't nice." Speirs said looking at Trigger.
"Shut up, he said that the commandant there was an idiot," Trigger inhaled some smoke before continuing, "Oh yeah he said that Hogan is there he's now a colonel." Trigger said with a smile on his face.
"A colonel really? Last time I checked he was a Lieutenant." Hal said passing the cigarette back to Speirs.
"We should bust him out of there so he can replace LT. Moore." Luz said.
"No chance he'll be up there working with Colonel Slink." Speirs said finishing the cigarette.
"So he can be demoted so-'' Luz was cut off by the mortars exploding around them they all jump down in the foxhole.
"TAKE COVER! WILLY TAKE COVER! STAY IN YOUR FOXHOLES!" Wesley shouted, he dived into a foxhole and covered his head. Trees were exploding around them nearly falling on the foxholes that the men were hiding in.
After what seems like forever the Germans stop firing their mortars.
"MEDIC!" Came a cry.
"See you boys in a bit." Speirs said jumping out of the foxhole and running over to where the cry came from.
Speirs finally reached the spot where the cry came from. Willy looked up and saw Speirs coming over. "Doc! It's Webb!" He said.
"Move aside." Was all Speirs said to him.
"I-I can't f-feel my legs." Webb said panicking.
Speirs put a plasma into Webb's arm and said to Willy, "Help me carry him to the jeep."
They picked up Webb and carried him to the jeep Speirs hoped on the other side while Webb was on the stretcher laying in front of them.
It didn't take long for them to reach to town where all the wounded men are. The driver helped Speirs carry Webb down the stairs to the basement where all the injured men are put.
"What's wrong with him?" A doctor said laying Webb down on a bed.
"No tag? What's wrong with him?" The doctor said a little angry.
"Paralysed," Speirs said.
"What?" The doctor said.
"He's paralysed, can't feel a thing." Speirs said before leaving to go back to the lines.
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Klink was surprise how the men could act so cheery while in a middle of a attack, he then thought that they were acting happy to cheer up the other men who lost their friends.
Hogan was also surprised too when he heard them saying they should bust him out, but he was having a wonderful time here blowing up bridges, helping other prisoners escaping.
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Wesley headed over where Luz, Hal, Speirs and Trigger are.
"Hey guys." He said sitting down with them.
"I heard what happen to Webb."
"Terrible isn't it?" Speirs said to him while drinking some coffee.
"Man I hate to be paralysed." Trigger said pulling his blanket around him.
"It was terrible there I asked one doctor 'why they haven't evacuated yet?' and he told me 'Haven't you heard? We're surrounded'." Speirs said to Wesley.
"Well they want us to take out the Kruats over in that village." Wesley said.
"When?" Hal asked.
"I don't know that's all I heard so far." Wesley replied.
"H-how the hell do they expect us to do that! We have little ammo, S-short on winter clothing and I'm shaking so fucking bad I feel like I'm dancing." Trigger said.
"Trigger Happy don't worry after we take over that town we get off the front line and we can relax by having warm showers, warm bed and hot food." Wesley said.
"Can't we leave LT. Moore behind? We can say he was MIA." Luz said the other men chuckled.
"I'd love to leave him behind but we can't." Wesley said getting up and leaving.
"I wonder what our folks are doing at home." Hal said.
"Back in West Virginia my parents are visiting my sister in Mississippi." Trigger said.
"How old are you any way trigger?" Luz said.
"23, when this war is over I'm going to finish college," Trigger added "What about you Haul?"
"23 also, my parents went back to Ireland to visit my grandparents, When the war is over I'm going back to my old job at the rail station. What about you Luz?" Hal said looking at him.
"22, my sister's and brother's always come back to see my folks in California, I'm also going back to college after the war. How about you Speirs?" Luz said.
"21, my brother and sister always come back to see my mom in Louisiana, I'll get a job as a doctor when I get back home." Speirs said.
They all sat there in silent's and drinking their coffee.
"Hey! Camera guy get some sleep and don't film us while we're sleeping you pervert." Luz said throwing his socks at him.
A few seconds later Luz said "Can I have my socks back my feet are freezing."
The other three laughed.
"You're the one who threw them at him, what were you trying to do? Make him die slowly with your smelly socks?" Speirs said.
Luz punched him softly saying "Real nice, thanks pal."
"Look out Hitler here we come." Trigger said.
Then the camera turned off.
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It was the end of the film the lights came back on, they sat there for awhile thinking what just happen. Klink then told every prisoner to go back to the barracks.
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The prisoners went back to the barracks and sat down on the sits or the beds.
"You knew them Colonel Hogan?" Kinch said looking at Hogan.
"Boy can you tells us about them?" Carter said placing his hands on the table.
"Well I remember some of them, like First Sergeant Wesley great guy, his always there when you need him. Sergeant Joey Luz funny man, when someone is feeling down he always tries to cheer them up. Koby Walters aka Trigger Happy he has an excellent aim a good soldier too. Hal Wynn he was a great cook I remember one of the men asking him 'where was the best food in Berlin. Speirs Rip he was and still is the best medic I've ever seen when some when cried out 'medic' he was there faster than saying Buck Rogers. Mike Jones aka Muck was also funny I remember him saying to me 'Hey Hogan want to buy a watch?' he always say some random things. Paul Parker aka Pluto he got that nickname swimming across a lake on night in the frozen cold when you touch him he was always cold." Hogan said remembering those days.
"They sound like great men to fight alongside with." LeBeau said.
"Yes LeBeau they are." Hogan said agreeing with the small Frenchman.