Livy: So this is what happens when we meet the aliens!
Delia: Yep!
Gollum: READ!
Livy and Delia: Charge chimera anima! * ten chimera anima throw gollum back into the bottomless pit *
Livy: I do not own Tokyo mew mew
Delia: somebody's lazy today
Livy: eh maybe... * falls asleep *
Delia: * sighs * Read...
Two girls were wandering around Tokyo. They were there for the pocky and to eat at Café Mew Mew. They did however wear their role-playing costumes everywhere they went and had various things thrown at them. The two girls bought bucket loads of pocky and were now strolling around in the park being avoided by mostly well everyone.
"Nobody likes our outfits Delio!" complained the one in black and glow in the dark neon green. The girl pouted and stopped walking.
"Well aliens are partially feared here so yah they're probably scared," said Delio in a sarcastic voice. Her costume was a metallic teal blue tunic top with a boat neck collar. In addition to that she had white bicycle shorts and an odd belt in which she stored two knives, a slingshot, and some firecrackers. Her arm wraps were white and her teal boots covered the ones on her legs. She had also [much to her moms dislike] died her bobbed hair metallic teal blue. She reached back and tugged on the other girls arm making her ribbons flutter.
"Come on Hannah let's go sit down to discuss this" She said pulling her friend down onto a bench next to her. Hannah crossed her arms [that's me alright!]. Her costume was a green glow in the dark halter-top with a black open vest over it. She had black baggy shorts on with dark ribbons trailing behind them and her shoulder length hair [much to my dad's dislike] was neon green with black ends tied up into a black wrap in the back though her bangs still hung in her face. Her arm wraps were glow in the dark green and her black knee-high boots covered the ones on her legs, she had a black chocker on, and her belt contained ninja stars, a sais, and pocky. She pulled out a piece of pocky and started to eat it when three somebodies appeared in front of them.
"What is your mission?" asked the tallest in a monotonic voice. Their mission? Before Delio could stop Hannah she stood up and held her piece of pocky to the sky.
"To eat the world temporarily out of it's pocky supply!" The three aliens gave her an odd look. Delio sweat droppedo
"Since your companion is insane would you mind giving us a straight answer?" Purple [pai] asked Delio.
"Wait I'm not her companion I work alone." said Hannah turning her back to them. "Oh and I'm not insane you really should try pocky it's actually very good" she said with her back still to them.
"Hannah if you're not over here by the time I count to three no one will ever find you again!" Delio yelled at her. Hannah smirked and purposely clomped her way over there.
"Whatever you say Tealio" she replied. Smoke billowed from Delio's ears but before she could even move they were both teleported to the aliens dimension.
"Oh my god! So this is where pokemon live!" said Hannah poking one of the floating pillars next to her.
"TAKE US BACK!" Delio's voice echoed. Hannah's face became serious and she bowed her head to look at the floor.
"Or else?" inquired Pai. Delio drew her knife. Hannah smirked. [Hannah and Delio are real aliens just so you know but they were raised on earth.]
"Or else you die" Delio threatened. Kish smirked.
"Now how do you plan to do this only one of you has a weapon and there are three of us?" he stated.
"But I have a secret weapon Hannah sick'em!" Delio said nodding towards the boys. Hannah laughed manically.
"With pleasure Tealio with pleasure" and with that she ran at them. She grabbed Tart by the ear and put an arm around his neck. Tart hissed and bit her.
"STOP!" she yelled and everyone stopped what they were doing. "I don't want to hurt anybody and neither does Delio so why are we fighting?"
"You never told us that Creep!" exclaimed Kish.
"You have to stay with us for a month" stated Pai.
"Why?" they asked.
"Because the bracelets I put on you will tell us where you are for a month so yah you have to stay here for a month." Said Pai rubbing the back of his head.
"That is a lie Rainbow!" said Hannah. Delio sweat dropped maybe the biggest sweat drop in all of anime history.
"Rainbow…?" asked Pai. Hannah nodded her head. Delio sighed.
"That means she thinks you need a hug…" said Delio trying to cover up her friend's mistake.
"No it means you're into other dudes Delio I thought we went over this!" she said hitting Delio on the head. Tart and Kish broke down laughing. Then all of a sudden…
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
I gotta run
I gotta run
I work at Burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats!
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Hannah pulled a cellular phone from her pocket and pressed a few buttons.
"What the fuck?" asked Kish. Hannah shot daggers at him.
"Watch your fucking langue around the kid!" she said to him.
"You just said fuck!" he stated.
"Shut the fuck up faggot!" she retorted. [No offence to gays I support them]
"You shut the fuck up!" he said.
"Fuck head!" she yelled at him.
"Fucking ironing board!" he retorted. Hannah turned red.
"Fucking racist alien!" she said with angry tears in her eyes.
"Your kind is fucking racist not mine!" he yelled.
"That is just what I fucking said dumb ass!" she yelled.
"Okay so I was fucking wrong fuck it fuck life!" he yelled now with angry tears of his own.
"Fucking rapist alien without a FUCKING HEART!" she yelled again.
"Fucking whinny BITCH without A HEART!" he screamed.
"Are you sure I'm the fucking bitch cause you sure do sound like one Fuck head" she said walking over to where Delio was. She was just about to teleport them out of there when…
"Oh and you two are staying in Kish's room cause it's the biggest of the three" said Pai. Hannah teleported Delia and herself to the park where they thought they heard a disembodied 'WHAT THE FUCK PAI!' it was going to be a long day.
"I say we toilet paper Aoyama – baka's house you in Tealio?" Asked Hannah.
"Fine" sighed Delio as she grabbed a pack of the toiletries from Hannah. Unknown to them was that they were being watched by their captures from a computer screen.
Delia: I think you need to get your bottomless pit fixed cause mine works just fine
Livy: thanks Tealia!
Delia: * looks at readers * Review * gives Livy the death glare o' doom * You are sooo Dead!