Jem: 'sup peeps

Jakey: hiyah, just so you know it's MY story. I'm just using her account......

Jem: ^___^ He is MINE ALL MINE

Jakey: ^___^U ok.....NOW to start. Ummmm....how to start.

Jem: uo uo uo I know I know! Pick me!!

Jakey: TOO much sugar. Ok jem yesss.

Jem: Lets play (Insert title music here) PICK THE DICLAMER.

Jakey: ok! Ill do the main chacter in our story....KETON!!!

Keton: Yes'm? oh disclaimer....Jem and Jakey don't own squat except for evil x-mas stealing hobbits. Also well all the charters except inuyasha, and kugome.

Jakey: thank yah. Ok hobbit number one!! Come on out!! Hobbey?!?

Hobbey: pokes head out Yessss master's friend?

Jakey: Start the Title!!

Jem: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz -__-

Hobbey: wake up! You son of a B#$%

Jem: 5 more minutes daddy

Jakey: Earth to stupid!! Wake up!!!

Jem: zzzzhu what do you want

Jakey: time to start!!

Hobbey: Yesssss! * Hobbey puts in title*

"Keton's Life"

Chapter 1

Keton's 16. His hair color is lime green and blue tips. His bangs were always in the way so NOBODY has ever seen them. His hair is long so its pulled back. His weapon is a blue steel sword. Vary fast he is. Defense is too damn high to tell. He's a fox demon. Ok now we can start!!

Keton's brother: keton! Get up!

Keton: ..........

Brother: starts to jump on him

Keton: Ok, I'm awake!

Brother: your friend is here.

Keton: gets ready to go out

Writers Quote:

Jakey: Ha!! Expect more of these!

Jem: Oh, my stomach. Too much sugar..

Jakey: figers you eat too much!

Jem: I only had a TWIX and a soda and a pizza and PIXIE STIXS and more..

Jakey:^_^U Ok lets do quote.

Hobbey: If you don't like it you can go to HELL!!!

Jakey: Good job Hobbey!!

Jem: Where did you learn that language!!

Hobbey: walks up to Jakey You! Jakey you!!

Jem: Jakey...

Jakey: umm...sorry?

Before you see Jakey get hurt back to the story you hear a scream ^_^U......

Keton: Hey.

Kera: hi.

Kera is another fox demon. Her weapon is a chain and a blade attached to the end. Well not much more to say ither that shes perky VARY perky. Also is a blond just so you know....

They both walk toward a sun god shrine

Keton: Well how long ago did we meet?

Kera: Don't start!

Keton: We have been friends for a long time.

Kera: Yah I know.

Keton: Well....*he got cut off by a*

BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keton: Lets check it out!!

Back to the writer......

Jakey: Wow! Too much writing and bruises ! touches one AWWWWW! Sun of a!

Jem: Enough for today Hobbey! You may leave! Oh yah, Don't steal Christmas!!!

Hobbey: Go to hell Jakey!!

Jakey: what did you say midget!!

Hobbey: disappears

Jakey: dumb thing. Sighs

Jem: that's all for today peeps. Jakey: Yah! Thankes! Well you heard Me leave!! Go or ill beat you with a stick!!

The End and don't forget go to hell if you don't like it.