Title; Relationship Status
Author; -ledancingninja [formally xxMissMalfoy] (jenna)
Genre; romamce/friendship
Fandom; Glee
Rating; T
Pairing(s) - characters; (mainly) Klaine but also Wevid, Puckleberry and other pairings. Also, Blaine's siblings (my OC's)
Summary; Oh my god it's a facebook fic how original and deep! *sarcasm* Rated T for cursing.
Disclaimer; i do not, nor will i ever, own glee.
A/N; Got bored during science class and wrote it down in my notebook. I'm probably gonna bomb the test but whatevs.
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Chapter One ; Wevid
David Hilshire Where have you been all my life!
Wes Michaelson: Oh in a cuboard under some stairs
[Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel and 18 others like this.]
Kurt Hummel: Are you sure you guys aren't gay?
[Blaine Anderson, Belle Anderson, and 45 others like this comment.]
Blaine Anderson: Because this is getting ridiculous.
Belle Anderson: You can tell us guys.
Wes Michaelson: UM just because Pinocchio and Frodo there are butt fucking doesn't mean WE have to.
David Hilshire: Exactly
Kurt Hummel: Pinocchio?
Blaine Anderson: Frodo?
Belle Anderson: those are actually awesome nicknames.
[7 people like this comment.]
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Belle Anderson added 69 people this group Operation Get David and Wes to Admit Feelings for Eachother.
[Alex Thorn, Kurt Hummel, and 67 others like this]
Wes Michaelson: You know we can see this right?
David Hilshire: Your plan is futile.
Belle Anderson: We'll see about that
Kurt Hummel: You won't know what hit you.
Blaine Anderson: They already have major eye sex at practice so it won't be that hard.
Kurt Hummel: It's pitiful really.
Wes Michaelson: We're still here.
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Kurt Hummel posted in Operation Get David and Wes to Admit Feelings for Eachother:just locked David Hilshire and Wes Michaelson in a closet.
[Belle Anderson and 7 others like this.]
Belle Anderson: Phase two of Operation GDAW2AF4E has commeced. Thad, Nick, you know what to do.
Thad Mitchell: Yes Ma'am!
Nick Bailey: On it.
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Blaine Anderson posted in Operation Get David and Wes to Admit Feelings for Eachother: I can't believe it.
Kurt Hummel: Like anyone else can!
Belle Anderson: This ruins everything!
Nick Bailey: I thought it was working! But no! He just had to come out of his damn walk in closet!
Kurt Hummel: You should have seen David's face!
Blaine Anderson: And then he goes and get a date for gods sake! With KYLE! WTF
Kurt Hummel: He's been gay for what? Two Hours!
Thad Mitchell: Now David's sulking. Warblers practice is going to be a joy.
Alex Thorn: I can't take it anymore! The sexual tension is killing me!
Belle Anderson: We'll just have to knock some sense into Wesley.
[67 people like this comment.]
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David Hilshire: Someone come save me from the torture that is biology.
[Kurt Hummel, Nick Bailey and 2 others like this.]
Kurt Hummel: Where's your partner?
David Hilshire: He's supposed to help me with the project but, he had his date..thing...
Blaine Anderson: So, he just blew off the project for his stupid date with Kyle?
David Hilshire: Actually, it's a diffent guy this time...
Kurt Hummel: god dammit...
[Blaine Anderson, and 77 others like this comment.]
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Kurt Hummel ► Wes Michaelson Where the hell are you!
[Blaine Anderson, Nick Bailey, and 15 others like this post.]
Wes Michaelson ► Kurt Hummel I'm busy.
Nick Bailey ► Wes Michaelson Not to busy to get on FB.
Wes Michaelson ► Nick Bailey On my phone, idiot
Blaine Anderson ► Wes Michaelson Your BEST FRIEND is looking for you.
Wes Michaelson ► Blaine Anderson well tell my best friend that I'll be back later.
Blaine Anderson ► Wes Michaelson whatever.
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Kurt Hummel posted in Operation Get David and Wes to Admit Feelings for Eachother:just found David...he's in my room. Crying.
Belle Anderson: Poor baby!
Blaine Anderson: What did he say.
Thad Mitchell: Did he admit anything?
Alex Thorn: Of course he'd only pour out his soul to Kurt.
Nick Bailey: I wouldn't talk about my problems with any of you creeps.
Adam Wright: God, Kurt, WHAT DID HE SAY!
Kurt Hummel: He said he's known he was gay for a while but he didn't want to admit it to himself. Then Wes started being stupid and now here we are.
Nick Bailey: God, not even Blaine and Kurt were this bad.
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Kurt Hummel FUCKKKK YESS! VICOTRY!
[Blaine Anderson, Adam Wright, and 57 others]
Blaine Anderson: Kurt they only kissed accidentally... and then they RAN away from eachother.
Adam Wright: You seem to be missing the point here Blaine.
Nick Bailey: We should lock them a closet again.
Kurt Hummel: Yes, because that went so well last time.
Nick Bailey: just saying :/
Wes Michaelson: You guys know this isn't in your group right?
David Hilshire: And we can read everything you post here.
Alex Thorn: oh shit. KURT POST IN THE GROUP NEXT TIME!
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Wes Michaelson is now in a relationship with David Hilshire.
[Kurt Hummel, Belle Anderson, and 89 others like this.]
Kurt Hummel: finally
Blaine Anderson: FINALLY!
Belle Anderson: fina-fucking-ly.
Nick Bailey: really. finalyy.
Jeff Mitchell: ugh took you long enough.
Alex Thron: good, I ws sick of the eye sex.
Wes Michaelson: SHUT UP!
David Hilshire: SHUT UP!