Disclaimer: I do not own Scrubs but I do own this story so yay!

P.S Thoughts in Italics, this is set sometime during season 4

Another day in paradise I thought as I stalked through the doors of Sacred Heart. Now if I can just make it to the nurses station, grab my charts and get some coffee without running into newbie. I might be happy. I looked to his left and then his right and finally gave a small shrug and started towards the elevator. "Peek-a-boo" said a voice from behind causing me to close his eyes and sigh.

"Aah dammit newbie ya just ruined my day" I said as I entered the elevator. My protege frowned but followed me in "But you just got here" he pointed out as he stood next to me. I glanced towards him, "Yes but I was hoping to NOT see your girly self until I've had some coffee but of course since this is such a wonderful day and I'm in such a good mood, ya just had to ruin my plans"

Before J.D could say anything back to his mentor, the elevator stopped and they both got off, as they did, J.D stepped in front of trying to hold him off while thinking of something witty to say.

Hehe the kid looks hurt, serves him right he messed up my good day I thought as I looked at the young doctor before me. Without another word I give him one of my special shoulder rams which caused him to fall on the floor in pain, after giving him a smirk I went over to the coffee machine.

After sucking down a giant cup of coffee, I walked over to the nurses station to get my charts."Hey there Carla, wanna hand me my charts?" I asked sending her a small smile, she was my favorite nurse and a close friend. "Sure" she said giving me a smile of her own and handing me the charts. "Thanks"

After saying goodbye to Carla, I head over to my first patient, on my way there I see newbie standing against a wall clearly in some other world.I whistle to snap him out of it, he looks at me with a scared look on his face."Hey there Samantha how about we do some work instead of thinking about unicorns and candy bracelets all day"" How did you know?" he asked a bewildered look on his face. He walked off and I continued on my way to my next patient.

The day went as I knew it would, Horrible. Okay well not horrible but it was pretty boring and I thought I was going to have to punch newbie in the face if he was going to keep showing up everywhere.

"Dr. Cox" "Ooh right on cue" "What?" I shrugged and replied"I was just thinking about how you always ruin my mood and how your up my ass everyday and here you are" "Dr. Cox um there's a patient asking for you" "Huh?" "There's a patient, he said he wanted to see you and he wants you as his doctor"What in the hell? "Who is he?""I don't know I didn't ask him his name, but here's his chart" I took the chart from newbie and begin to read out loud.

"Mr. Jerry Santos, I don't know a Jerry Santos, newbie what are you trying to pull?"

"Nothing all I know is he asked if someone named Perry Cox worked here and I said yes then he asked if he could have you as a doctor and if you could come see him"

"Okay let's go see what this nutjob wants" I said squearing my shoulders and heading down the hall towards the room.

Who's Jerry Santos, I don't know one, maybe one of Jordan's friends?

Newbie and I walk in comfortable silence, as I walk into the room I open up the chart and read the name again just to let the guy know that I don't know him.

"Okay Mr. San-

As I looked up I saw the devil himself sitting in the hospital bed, with a big smile on his face.

"Hello Perry"

Hope you liked it kind of short, it will get better I promise. Message me if you think you know who the "devil" is :)