A/N/W this is a totally random one-shot. We hope you like it.Lupi here. This idea came when a unknown source and plotbunny hit us screaming, "I HAVE A WEDGIE!" CONSTANTLY AND FOR NO FREAKING REASON! And the strange part about this is that THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ONE! That is all, I am done ranting now~ THIS IS A PRODUCT OF HI PEANUT BUTTER INTAKE! Thank you.
One day at the Burrow, Harry came running in to the sitting room where Ron and Hermione were playing wizard's chess, screaming at the top of his lungs, "I HAVE A WEGDIE!" Then ran out of the room like he had goblins hot on his tail.
Ron turned to Hermione and said, "What in bloody hell was that?"
Hermione just shrugged and turned back to the board to make her next move. And the rest of the day was completely normal… or at least as normal as it ever gets for them.