Going to the Proms

Okay! So I've decided to do some three - shots, seeing as it's The Time Child Trigiloy. And my brain pan is filled with ideas at the mo'.

Okay, for this to make sense, pretend that Danni ended up traveling with Clara and the Doctor. And ended up back in her universe. Somehow.

Enjoy!

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Danni Fielding is owned by Danni Fielding.

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Danni, the Doctor, and Clara Oswald are walking away from the 2013 BBC Proms ticket stand.

''That was really disappointing,'' Clara said.

''I know I'm sorry.'' The Doctor tried to apoliged.

''How could you not get tickets?'' Danni asked. ''I swear...''

''I didn't realize it would be so popular!''

''What I don't get is that they can't see you look exactly like Matt Smith.''

''Yeah, someday I want to meet this bloke.''

''Maybe with a Bart Simpson mask.''

''This concert is about you, Doctor! " Clara tried to stir the both of them to the matter at hand. " So, now how are we going to get in?''

''With this,'' The Doctor holds out a golden ticket

Danni raised her eyebrows. " I thought you wanted to go to the Proms, Not Wonka's chocolate factory?"

The Doctor made a face. ''Oi! It's a hyper space body swap ticket, valid for all entertainment events in the history of the universe! Not a ticket to enter's a candy death trap!"

''And are you sure it will work in this universe, though?'' Danni asked. ''Seeing as it's sort of different from your...''

''I'm sure as rain it will work in this one. All we have to do is scrap off this bit, and three people from the Albert Hall get deleted.''

Clara and Danni looked at each other. ''Deleted?''

''Are you sure Mr. Clever's gone from your head?'' Clara asked.

"It better, don't want to relive the 'Cyber - Queen' again." Danni shuddered.

''He's gone! What I meant is it that three random people are plucked out of their seats and we goin' in their place.''

''And what about the deleted people?'' Clara asked as The Doctor and Danni made their way to a bench.

''They just get sent outside, perfectly safe, a few streets away, naked.''

"Naked? Sweetie, I don't think that's a good ticket."

"Yes, it is. We get their clothes too. It's all part of the body swap thing. And they get heavily compensated. So, no need to fret.'' The Doctor looked around for a coin in his pockets. ''Anyone has a tenner?''

Danni holds out a coin. ''Is this one all right?''

The Doctor snatches it. ''Good enough for me.''

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''Where's Clara and Danni - Girl?''' The Doctor asked around. ''Danni - Girl?''

Clara came from the percussion side, while Danni came from the other side, wearing a bright blue dress, with her hair tied up in a bun.

"Doctor!" Clara and Danni shouted at the same time.

"You said that we would be in the audience, not in the orchestra. I don't know how to play the double bass!" Clara scolded the Doctor.

"All right, don't panic. At least I got you guys in, not wedge in-between a wall or a lift. And I ended up with tails and a bow - tie, yes!" He fisted pumped.

"No need to worry, Spaceman, I was close to jumping up and down at the fantastic robes that have for a little girl. Nothing like -" Danni looked at the Doctor with wide eyes. "Oh my God!"

"What?" The Doctor asked.

"No, nothing. Just - Have you consider wearing leather trousers and jacket again? Preferably the trousers."

"I'm not following." The Doctor stretched his head, then stopped mid sentence as he noticed the lack of hair. "Ahh! I thought I was feeling a draft."

"What happened to your hair?" Clara asked.

"Oh no, it must have been the ticket. Never trust a tal, especially when he's from Space Vegas. Which me reminds me, I have to take the two of there one of these days.''

''As soon as you find a way back to your universe,'' Danni made her way to the Doctor. '' but now it's time for us to take our seats, since everyone is watching.''

''Right yes, of course. Ladies, gentleman of the orchastra, looks like we have to motor.''

"Bye everyone!" Clara said to the audience.

"Bye bye!" The Doctor entusicasicly said.

"Ta ta for now! We'll see you next chapter!" Danni said.

"Danni, don't you dare break the fourth wall!"

"I'm not breaking the fourth wall. Just the second one, seeing as we're just a fanfiction series that's doing a prompt for an awesome fanfiction tril -" The Doctor swiftly covered Danni's mouth with his large hand.

"Uh, disregard that statement."

Danni bites the Doctor's hand, who lets her go, tending to it.

"Yes, fine. I disregard my past statement. Clara and Danni will appear next chapter, The Doctor will be busy showing off to appear."

"Hmm. Showing off -Wait, I'm the star of the show, you can't do this to me..." Clara and Danni dragged the Doctor off the stage.

"No, you're not. We are." Clara said in responce as Danni and Clara looked at each other.

'' 'Till the next one.'' Danni waved good bye.