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Chapter 1 An Unexpected visit

"St. Canard a glorious city and only I Darkwing Duck, fighter of justice, protector of the weak, and handsomest guy around, can protect it from the likes of all evil doers! Now where are those evil doers? There hasn't been a crime in 2 weeks! How inconsiderate can they be?" The masked mallard complained. He sat in his chair an annoyed expression on his face and he tapped his fingers on the arm rest.

"But, DW, isn't it a good thing that the city has been crime free?" Launchpad asked while eating a cheeseburger.

"Well yes...but I need a crime or I wont get paid and our phone bills have reached sky high," Darkwing said raising his arms in the air to prove a point.

"I always wondered how you paid the bills. If you really want to know why their haven't been any crimes why not ask the villains?" Launchpad suggested taking a bite of the burger.

"Oh sure I'll just say hey, villain why haven't you committed a crime yet? As if that's gonna work," Darkwing grumbled sarcastically. His eyes lit up and he grinned smugly, knowing what he would do. "I know what I'll do! I'll ask the villain why he hasn't committed a crime. Come on LP let's get dangerous," Darkwing covered his face with the cape his eyes narrowed down.

In the lighthouse Megavolt was working hard on homework! "Yes! Once I finish this I'll be able to...to...finish...uh...high school. Yeah! Then I'll go to collage and be able to become a rocket scientist...Wait! I'm a supervillain." He tossed the paper work into the fire. "Silly me how could I be so forgetful?" Megs asked no one in particular. A few seconds went bye. "What was I doing again?" He blinked confused and shrugged.

"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the paper that cuts your finger. I am Darkwing Duck!" The masked mallard appeared in his poof of smoke.

Megavolt coughed. "I know who you are! Do you know how annoying it is cough. To here your lame metaphors cough and lousy introduction every time we meet? Not to mention I'm not doing anything wrong! Get lost!" He frowned making blue static appear on his fingers.

"Not until you answer me this. Why haven't you committed any crimes yet? I'm getting tired of waiting. My metaphors are great! It's take a true genius to come up with them on the spot," Darkwing said smugly.

Launchpad walked in and ended up tripping due to the lack of light in the room. "Ow...Do you have trouble paying your power bill too?" He asked and tapped the small lamp on the desk.

"Well yeah. I'm a supervillain we don't get paid you know. Now get out!" Megavolt sent out sparks of blue electricity at them.

Darkwing hopped over the sparks, took out his gas gun from his cape, and shot at him. "Not until you answer the question," He growled, annoyed.

Megavolt coughed and frowned at him. "I said that I don't make money so I can't pay my bills. Yeesh."

"No, not that question. Why haven't you been doing any evil? Even stealing a simple light bulb? Anything! I'm going nuts waiting for crimes," Darkwing said twitching.

Megavolt blinked and chuckled. "Poor Dipwing Dork can't even last without a crime to stop. Hah! How sad. Bo ho ho," He sniffed rubbing his eyes, then began laughing hysterically.

Darkwing frowned suddenly realizing how pathetic it was to ask for the crimes instead of just waiting. "See ya later.." He started walking off, then his face turned and he grinned. "Elmo."

Megavolt stopped laughing and blinked. "Who? Is there someone else here?" His eyes scanned the area for any signs of this 'Elmo' person.

"You're Elmo, that's your real name. Heh guess all that electricity has really fried your brain. I bet you don't even remember your own birthday," Darkwing said with a sneer.

Megavolt frowned he really didn't remember his birthday which was quite sad since it hadn't been celebrated in years.

"That's not a very nice thing to say DW. I mean how would you feel if you were in his shoes?" Launchpad asked frowning.

"Wouldn't matter. I would forget how I'd feel," Darkwing laughed.

Megavolt sniffled feeling lower than a stepped on bulb. "You're a horrible superhero.You know that? Coming to my place uninvited and all you've done is..is...oh yeah make fun of my amnesia problem," He glared, angrily. The doorbell rang. The rat growled in frustration. "GREAT! More company. I'll fry them. Then I'll take care of you and your sidekick...Or maybe I'll spare him for sticking up for me... " Megs opened the door. His eyes widened and his mouth dropped down in shock. "Mo...Mother??" He stared..

"Hello Elmo." The mother smiled.

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