Title: Five Former Lovers
Pairings: Usagi/?
Rated: T for mild swearing and sexually suggestive themes
Summary: Her first lover was just as innocent as she was. Her second relationship came as a shock. Boyfriend #3 stripped her of her innocence. #4 used to hate her guts. Her fifth lover left her with a promise to return. Years later, they're all back in her life; and her FIANCE is their BOSS? Usagi/? AU Romance/Humor

I Spy a Bunny

Duo loudly clasped his hands before him and began rubbing them together rapturously. "So we get to kill em'?"

"Duo!" The one to his right; as well as the other three to his left, warned the braided boy in unity—the male at his right glared at him while grunting his name dangerously. The tall male at Duo's left warned him monotonously. The blonde male next to him was passive with his warning and the one farthest from him, literally barked at Duo for his remark.

"No." Darien declared flatly. "You don't get to kill them."

And with his quick tongue, Duo opened his mouth with more questions. "But we can shoot em' though, right?" he persisted bobbing his head to a tune that was audible to only Duo himself. Darien simply nodded in response. "As long as you obtain the documents and no one dies—though I can't promise that you all will come out of this unharmed." He shoved his hands into his pockets and studied their faces for any signs of hesitation. After failing to detect any, Darien proceeded ask a final question. "Do you accept or deny?"

"Mission accepted." Heero stated monotonously.

"Hell yeah!" Duo cheered as his fist met the palm of his other hand.

"I accept." Trowa said, folding his arms over his chest.

"Accepted." Quatre spoke with soft spoken determination while Wufei gave a curt nod. Pleased with their answers, Darien paused to clear his throat before giving and further instructions. "Very well. We will pay each of you half of the total amount right now. The other half will be given after you retrieve the files." He exclaimed clearly to which Duo responded with a click of his tongue.

"Damn," he huffed and loudly snapped his fingers.

"We need two of you to intern at BioTech Corp and steal information regarding the reconstruction of cells. BioTech is this company's biggest rival—so the information is vital." Darien stated, strongly emphasizing the last word. "We also need two more to intern at Bio Imaging for the same reason. Bio Imaging is a threat to our company as well." Then, he slowly planted the palms of his hands onto his waist with a stoic expression. "One of you will need to look for any traitors within this company."

Heero began tapping his foot restlessly and grunted under his breath. "I'd like for you all to decide which posi-"

The door to his office swung open. Out of the corner of Wufei's eye, he could make out a yellow flash. Quatre nearly jumped back from the loud noise while Heero and Trowa calmly shifted their attention towards the door behind them. "What the hell was that?" Duo hollered and threw his hands in the air wildly.

"Mamoru, I brought you lun—huh?" The lady paused at the door with a puzzled expression. Her hair had been put up into two long pigtails with circular buns starting at the roots of her hair. She wore a yellow summer dress that day with black flats on her little feet. In her hands, was a packaged lunch box with a cloth wrapped around it.

"Serena? I thought we agreed that my name is 'Darien' now." The chairman ran his finger along the nape of his neck and sighed, clearly distraught. But Usagi didn't respond. She just stared—her focus on not a single one of them, but all of them. Former boyfriends one-through-five stood together before her—in the same room—along with her current fiance, Darien.

"Ho-ly shit." Duo murmured to no one in particular.

Usagi, Wufei, Quatre, Trowa, and Heero all had the exact same thoughts.

A/N: So this is the prologue. I PROMISE it'll get more interesting in the later chapters. Anyway, I'm still not sure who Usagi (or the other girls) should end up with. I'd like the readers to vote in their reviews XD

So readers: Who should Usagi end up with? Who should Ami end up with? Who should Makoto end up with? Who should Minako end up with? And who should Rei end up with? Please review and look forward to the future chapters!