STAR WARS EPISODE VII REVENGE of BOBA FETT
By smuggler5
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Somewhere on a landing platform on Utapau…
(Bomb noises) Ka boom ka bam
"Fire!!!" Bellowed Boba
"Sir Are you sure Solo is in this-"
"I know it, since we have his precious daughter captive, he can't stay away. I'm sure!!!"
Yelled Boba while he interrupted a Stoormtrooper.
"Han, I think this is a trap!!!" Said Leia.
"I think Leia's right Han!!!" Said Luke
(Blaster noises) BUE! BUE! BUE!
(Stoormtroopers dying) Aghhhh aghhhh!!!
"Climb aboard if you want to live!!!!" Said a Rebel.
"Come on gun for brain! That goes for you too saber boy!!!"
Said Leia.
"Hey! Don't rush me!!!" Said Han,
"Yeah, like he said!!!" Said Luke
"Shut it Luke and stay out of this!!!" Said Han,
"Sorry." Said Luke.
"Just get on the ship!!!" Said Leia.
"Hey toots we're here to rescue Jaina, not to just laze around,
you don't expect Jaina to just, get on a speeder, then drive all the way here,
OF COURSE NOT!
We've got to do something about that!"
Han demanded.
"Hmmmmmm? You're right. Let's get to it.
Hey pilot, turn this junker around!" Said Leia
"Sir yes sir!" Said a Rebel
"I'm a lady." Said Leia.
Meanwhile on Coruscant…
"Great, just great big man!" Leia was annoyed.
"Hey! I did the best I could." Said Han.
"Shut it!" Said a Stoormtrooper.
"Yeah yeaaaah Luke Luke!!!" Yelled Leia
(Tazing noises) CSSSSSSSZZZZZZ
"gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Screeched Leia.
"Hey!" Han yelled, punching the stormtrooper
(Punching noises) PURRRCH!
"Ahh!" Died out a stormtrooper
"Solo." Boba whispered to himself
"Boba." Han whispered under his breath, firing a blaster at Boba
(Blaster noise)Bue!
"Gah!" Boba died out.
"Oh Jaina..." Worried Han.