Lon was in army war knight camp at night wen britis war nights came to him and told "We are losing war! We say we surender!" the knigt told Lol. Lon then stand up and tell "No!1 We win now! I pioson food and wine and veikins drink and they dieing!" but then army war guys say to Lon " What good is pioson food if we are kill?" And Lon was scocked because he no idea how to answer intelligent question with good speech. So Lol say " No" and tjen he go away and not talk to friend night army war guys! Wen Lon finally away from army war camp he sit down and say to himself almost "Death comes from shadows and walks among you! Tis is my curse, to feast on souls! And this time I finis job! For that which doesntnt kill you makes you strongest, and even grave can not hold me! Vengance mine!" And Lon then walked towards viking house of war army to tight them! On way to eveil beiking house Lon met sneaky french man with mask on and and suit and say "Who ar you" and french man say "I am baguat trader, I am here to sell begats!" and Lon say to him " It danger here because vikings and katana anime guys are not kill." And french man was feared and almos throw begaete to ground. French man then say " Vikings used to take begats and put them in armpits and then beat me up and say my braed is bad! If you fight vikins, I help you!1" Lon then was happy and say yes. So they start road to vikin place of death and doom! Once reach the house viking they take out weapons, Lon armed with knight army sword and sneaky french man with knif they run in and start attacking on Vikings! Vikins then scared and many die but then big vikin with beard comes and with axxe throws both dowbn and kills them almost! But then Lon thinks to himself actually " I will get revenge. I am immortal!" and Lon stand up and pick night death sword and stab viking guy and viking guy death and lots of blood. Then Lon eat baguete and hje full health again!1 But then more kiving war guys come and also anime katana guys and all fight everywhere and Lon and french man can't do anything because too many people. And then berserker viking come and say "something in viking language very angrily" and Lon scared. But before berserker strike Lon hear "LMG, mounted and loaded" and very loud noise heard everywhere and everone die except for Lol and sneaky french man. So Lon look at around and see warrior with weird metal thing and green armor look at him. Green man then say " Hello, I am Tachanka, I am here to help you kioll evil anime katana guys and vikins!" And Lon releaved and not scocked. So Lon get up and with Tahanka and snaky fresh man go to cave and sleep and good. So next day, Lon and frends wake up and get ready to end evil threat once for all! Lon puts on death armor and takee holy sword of jesus, french man take bladed baguate and Tachanka weird metal thing and so they go to war. First attack they vikig and completely destroy them! 1 vikin say to french man "You bagguete good, do not die me please!" and franch man say "No, I win." And kill vikin man with bladed begat! After they go to anime katana base and again destory eveyone and everyting and only birds and grass left! And so Lon and frends start making way to knight base. But then Techank say " I have to go, I am needed elsewhere."! And Lon sad and say "ok, goodbye" and so Tachanka left! So fernch man and Lol return to knight settlement and have bagguete party with weird drink given to by Tachanka called Vokad and are happy they kil every evemy in existacne!