AN: Um, hi, This is Iggy's ipod. You are hopefully about to read that story you just clicked on. But before you do we would like to inform you that this is a spoof off of Cinderella, and Bleach at the same time. So just a warning, if you have no idea what this "Buleeech" thing we are talking about, no, it is not chemical whitener, but a anime, and that if you read this you will probably get terribly confused, and probably blame us for being awful writers to throw characters out there and toss them around, but hopefully, you don't. But if you do know what Bleach is, then you've just lucked out. Enjoy.

Candy and Coke

Momo POV

"I said, clean the floors!"

"They are clean, can't you see? All shiny, just how you want them."

Nidata opened her mouth with a scowl on her face, but said nothing. Momo straightened her dark hair, that was tied up in a bun. "Why don't you go bother someone else, for a change, okay?" she said.

Momo tuned away, and headed up a large flight of stairs, leaving her step-sister standing there with a very stupid expression on her face.

Up the long flight of stairs she went, humming silently her new favorite- Kryptonite. For some reason, singing, or humming, or anything singing or humming related always made her feel better about her disastrous life. She lived in this extravagant house owned by her step-mom, or monster-mom as everyone called her. Her mother had died years before, and her father remarried monster-mom, but died of depression soon after. So poor Momo was left as a maid of a huge house with her very annoying step-sister bossing her around all the time. At least she wasn't completely lonely, There were so many people in this house, cooks, maids, guards, and and odd assortment of other people. Momo was just so bored with her life that-

"Wwwwaaaahhhhhhh!" She snapped out of her daydreaming as something yellow flew past Momo's ear, as she heard a yell. Looking up she and saw someone falling down the stairs, thump thump thump. She through herself against the wall in time to avoid being run over as the someone thumped by, and came to rest in a pile of perviously folded sheets, several steps below. "Whatdda you doing, Uryuu?" Momo asked a slight smile on her face. He groaned. She then noticed the yellow thing, it was a banana peel. Typical.

"Did we get 'im!" Two little girls bounced down the stairs to where Momo was, and squealed happily when they saw Uryuu. "Yes!" They high fived. "Did'cha see that Momo!"

Momo laughed. "Yeah, I did." They were Nel, and Yachiru, best friends of tricks and laughs, especially tricking, and laughing at poor Uryuu, there, on de floor.

Yachiru hopped down to where Uryuu was and bent over him with a big grin on her face. "Hi Detergent, whacha doing on the floor?"

"I told you..." He grumbled. "Uryuu, or Ishida, just not...Detergent, okay?"

"Okay Detergent!" Nel joined Yachiru and they both ran the rest of the way down the stairs singing some song in cute innocence. As if.

She continued up the stairs to her loft, where she turned on her radio and blasted the song which happened to be playing. Joy to the lovely loud music which makes you forget things. She twirled around her room, lost in the rhythm.

"...Wow, you're a really good dancer...you know that right...?" She spun around and saw Nemu there, gazing at her foot work. Momo blushed,

"I didn't hear you come in." She confessed. She turned her music down.

"What's up?"

Nemu took her fingers out of her ears.

"I have an order from Yoshi that you are supposed to bring her her afternoon low fat crackers and diet coke." She said. "I have to mop the stairs so go before they get too slippery."

"Oh, Ok. I'll be right down." Nemu left and she followed, after turning off the radio and closing her door.

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Hitsugaya POV

"THE PRRRRINCE HAS ARRRIVED!"

"Thanks, but I've told you not to call me that."

"I'M SORRY, SIR."

"Not sir, either, just Hitsugaya."

"YES SIR."

"What did I just tell you!"

"OOPS, UH...sorry Hitsugaya, sir."

"That better, I guess..."

"Hitsugaaaaayyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa!"

"What is it now Kiyone?"

"The king, I mean your father, wants to see you in the great hall, uh, now, if it is possible"

"HEY! I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM THAT!"

"Well, TOO BAD! I beat you to it!"

"Shut up you two!" They fell quiet. Hitsugaya checked his watch. "Okay, I'll go see King Ukitake now, thank you Kiyone, Sentarō."

The prince walked down the hallway towards the grand hall where his father was waiting for him on his sofa with gold trimmings. Kinda like a throne.

"My son! Happy birthday! I can't believe my little boy's all grown up!"

"Dad, I just turned 18 last week. Now what do you want!"

Ukitake coughed. "I think you would know, it's been planned from the day you were born! It's time for you to be wed!"

Hitsugaya winced. "NO."

The king smiled slightly. "I'm sorry, son. But don't worry! We will host a dance and everyone will attend! And you can pick someone there!"

"You are sooo old-fashion, dad. Why, again, do I have to marry?"

"Because someday I'm gunna yada yada yada you're going succeed me yada yada yada and will need a queen yada yada yada yada some grand-childeren might be nice yada yada yada. That's why yada yada yada heir yada yada yada noble yada yada yada death yada yada yada disaster!"

This, of course was not what the king had said, just what the prince had heard. "...And so yada yada yada the dance yada yada yada soldiers yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada more disaster! That's why you must marry Rangiku-"

"Wait- what?"

"Uh, I mean marry,...a princess-u. A princess. You pick..."

"Okaaaaaaay..." Hitsugaya scowled. "Dad, please don't make me do this. I'm a teenager. Aren't I little young?"

"Of course not! Why would you think something like that? Why, when I was your age, I was already married to your mother, of course that didn't last long. So I married your other mother, which didn't last long either. So now, unfortunately, I am alone...for the time being." He looked sad, for a moment, then said slowly. "You're dance will be hosted at a fine castle not far from here actually. It's the castle you inherited, over there." He pointed over his shoulder, in the direction on the castle. "It will be tomorrow night and all ladies are invited so prepare to meet and great at 6'o'clock."

With a final scowl, Hitsugaya turned, and left.

"No, wait! You forgot you candy!" The king called back but Hitsugaya ignored him.