AUTHOR'S NOTE: This isn't a theory or anything; I just find it as an interesting idea. There are some pretty sad things in this story, so if you prefer optimistic things, I don't recommend this story to you. This is not supposed to be offensive or anything, it's just an idea I had. I rated this story T because of the upcoming sad junk.

I had always wondered what happened when you died, death is inevitable after all. Then it happened.

I died…

Everything went black, and I felt nothing. I was nothing. Then I felt the sensation of falling. I hit the ground hard.

I opened my eyes.

I was in a wide, open field. To my right, there was a forest. Behind me, there was a stream. To my left, there was a large willow tree house. In front of me, there was a girl with a bunny hat, facing the other direction, talking to someone shorter than her.

Is-Is this the afterlife?

I stood up and began walking towards the girl. "Excuse me," I said, as she turned around, "Do y- What the hell?!" I shouted as I saw the person- er, cat, she was talking to. It was standing on its hind legs and holding a sword.

"Uh, nice to meet you…?" The girl said cautiously.

"What is that?" I said warily, pointing at the cat.

"That's just Cake… My sister…"

"Wha- How is your sister a cat? And why does she have a sword?!"

"Fi is adopted… And I'm just holding her sword for her…" The cat said.

"You can talk?!" I shouted. I fell to my knees and began talking to myself. "God, I must have failed. I must just be in a coma right? This just doesn't feel like death… Well at least I'm not in a world where…" I put my head in my hands.

"Are you okay?" Fionna asked.

"I don't even know anymore… I don't think me being okay is humanly possible…"

"Woah, wait," Cake said, "Girl, are you human?"

"Well at least I used to be… I don't even know what I am anymore."

"Oh glob. Where are you from? Are there any other humans?" Fionna was getting really excited.

"Uh, Earth, and uh, humans are like the dominate species, so yeah…" I looked at her like she was crazy.

"But, this is Earth… How is that possible?"

"I don't know! I think this is the afterlife or something!"

"Afterlife?" Fionna's mood plummeted.

"I'm dead! Well, I'm supposed to be! I died. I am not alive, but I'm here. And I want to find a way out of here, I need to find a way out of here, because this is most definitely the wrong place!"

The two took a step back. "Uh… Maybe we should take you to PG…" Cake said nervously.

The cat grew dramatically in size and put Fionna and I on her back. I wasn't even caring about how strange this was, I was breaking down into tears.

That was something you'd expect from someone who didn't want to die.

I wanted to die.