Childhoodmemories
Episode 1
No Sisters were harmed in the making of this
" Family Together Time "
(Except Philip)
Kohana: Oh hey you guys!!!
-burst through door with bag full of oreo's -
**Munch, Munch, Much** what I miss?
Miyoko: -stomach grumbles- Dude….can I have one?!?!?
Ash: -sighs with boredom-
Haruko: Are you seriously eating your own race?
Twilight: Han-Han's a cannibal!!
Rinniy: WHAT DO WE DO!?!
Kohana: -teary eyed- I AM NOT A CANNIBAL! Can't a girl eat her cracka's in peace??
Luna: …obviously not
Kohana: I swear to god if you don't shut the front door, Ima pop a cap up in yo ass!
Luna: Ohhh way to use your black-people voice!
Haruko: Ima bout to go all Jackie Chan up in this Bitch if you both don't shut the front door!
Miyoko: ok who left the front door open and an oreo is technically a cookie.
Rinniy: Let's all eat each other! I call smothering Haruko in Barbeque Sauce!!
Haruko: The Hell you will!
Luna: Can we get on with this already?
Rinniy: …wait! I can't find my BBQ Sauce! And I think I hear someone coming up the stairs!
Kohana: Oh Yahh! I forgot to tell you! I brought Philip with me!
Ash: You brought him with you??Are you F****** insane??
Kohana:
* Insane in the membrane!! Insane and I got no brain!*
Ash: I smell something……delicious!
*looks suspiciously around the room with an evil glint in her eyes*
Philip:- Slithers through the open door and scurries over to Kohana and whispers- Who are all these people?!?
Kohana: Oh calm down Kiddo! They wont bite…only kill
Philip: Oh ok….wait……What?!?
Nazumi's: Hi Philip!!
Philip: *looks nervously at everyone
then turns back to hide behind Kohana*
Luna: Why won't he talk to me?
Haruko: Yah, why won't he talk to us?
Luna: I said me, not us. Like I give a damn if he talks to any of you!
Kohana: Because he's socially challenged. That's why! And he's afraid of you the most Luna!
Rinniy and Miyoko: Can we eat yet?
*Grumble, Grumble*
Ash: Philip brought noodles!!
*Everyone tackles Philip and steals all his noodles*
Kohana: Mmm..Dang
And that's how Philip Riley died…..Nah I'm just playin which ya!
But he did get seriously injured