Since I enjoy doing prompt stories so much, and I am constantly doing one, I've decided to do one revolving around Jane making Lisbon blush. I have ten half the prompts already figured out, and there will be thirteen. Each is a differnt prompt in which something Jane does or says or whatever makes Lisbon blush. Most will be fluff, a few will be sadder, but each will have blushing Lisbon.

And, since I just got my DSL hooked up, I'm in an updating mood. :)

Disclaimer: I want to buy the DVD, but I'm not sure my mother will hand over money for that. So, for now, I will have to settle with my cup of grape juice.

Prompt: Self Indulgence


"Jane, I have half a notion to kill you in your sleep." She spat at him, slapping a piece of paper onto his resting chest. He looked at her from between his arms, noticing how furious she looked. He sat up, grabbing the paper before it fell off his chest. The rest of the team was watching now, wondering what the hell was going on.

"And this is?" Jane asked, only making Lisbon angrier. He picked up the paper, reading over it quickly before smiling internally. He would have to remember to do this more often.

"You know what it is. There are a million of them all over my office." She spat, turning back to storm into her office. She came back out with a stack of papers, letting them drop onto him. He groaned at the weight, but smirked up at her. The pair now had the team's attention, and Rigsby was craning his neck to see the papers.

"I doubt there are a million Lisbon, but a couple thousand might be the appropriate word." Jane mocked, and Lisbon sighed heavily.

"Why, Jane?" She asked, and he smiled.

"You can read." He said simply.

"Is that a question or a statement? Of course I can read. However, at the moment, I'm not sure I want to believe my eyes." She said, and now even Cho was looking over at them. He glanced over at Van Pelt, who simply shrugged, and then back at where their boss and team consultant. Said consultant stood up, holding the paper in front of said bosses face.

"You know what it says." He said teasingly, and she grabbed the paper. She crumpled it up into a ball and shoved it down his shirt.

"You're ridiculous." She spat, walking into her office and slamming the door. Jane pulled the paper ball out of his shirt before lying back down on his couch. A grin made its way across his face as the sound of more paper being piled outside the office door.

"What did you do Jane?" Rigsby asked, picking up one of the papers. He started to laugh halfway through the first paragraph.

"You didn't?"

"I most certainly did." Jane said, sounding quite smug.

"What did he do?" Van Pelt asked, reaching over and pulling the paper out of Rugby's hand. She read the words, and then turned to look at their bosses' office.

"Jane, you signed her… why?" the younger agent asked with a shake of the head.

"There is nothing wrong with self indulgence every once in a while."

"She might have taken it the wrong way, you know." Cho said, finally reading the paper. He had to admit, it was a heck of a good prank. No matter how wrongly it could have been taken. Jane looked over at the Asian man, and shook his head.

"She doesn't think I meant it in a mean way." Jane stated, and the rest of the team looked at each other.

"Did you copy the paper a thousand times-"

"So she wouldn't forget. And she'd have no way of missing it." Jane finished, and Van Pelt sighed.

"It's a nice gesture. A spa day sounds so wonderful." She said, looking down at the paper.

"Then you can take it. I don't want it." Lisbon said from her office doorway, and Jane looked at her. As she disappeared into her office, Jane got up and followed her.

"What Jane?" She snapped, sitting down at her desk. Jane sat down on the edge, watching her.

"You're going to the spa day." He said, and she looked up at him.

"No, I'm not." She said, and he chuckled. He bent down so their faces were level, and she felt a blush creeping up her neck.

"Yes, you are. You deserve it." He breathed, and a blush covered her cheeks. A triumphant smile covered Jane's face.

"Says who?" She asked, coming out of her trance.

"I do." He said, reaching up and touching her blushing cheeks.

"No offense, but why?" She asked, taking his hand and placing it firmly against his side. The smile that crossed her face was teasing.

"Because a pretty woman like you deserves it." He said before standing up straight and handing her a non-crumpled or dirty paper. "Have fun."

Lisbon watched him go, waiting until the door shut to breathe.

"She's blushing." Van Pelt observed, looking at Jane. He shrugged, smiling as he lay back on his couch. As everyone went back to paperwork, Cho looked over at his boss's office. He was the only one to see the genuine smile grace his bosses face, and for a minute, he actually thought she was happy. She then read the paper.

"A mud bath! Really Jane?" Lisbon yelled, and everyone laughed.


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