Random little oneshot inspired by my kitten.
Possibly will become a series of random little oneshots, no promises.
That's all I have to say.
Enjoy!
I heard the front door open and knew immediately it was one of two possibilities.
1. (Preference) My wonderfully, amazingly, beautiful girlfriend Lily Evans.
Or
2. My pain-in-the-behind so-called best mate Sirius Black.
"James… sweetie," that voice confirmed it was the former.
"Yes honey?" I called back in my best I-know-you-know-I-know-what-that-voice-means voice.
"I have something to show you…" Lily said walking into the room, still using a sugary sweet voice.
"And what that might that be?"
A ball of fur was shoved into my face.
…a cat…two ears and a tail…cat…
"miaow?"
A cat!
A CAT!
"You-you can't keep it!"
"Why not?!" indignant.
"You'd… have to look after it!"
"I look after everything else in this house!"
"Do not! I looked after the fish!"
"Until it died!"
"Stupid muggle animals…" mumbled.
"What?!"
"Nothing!" hastily.
"I let you keep Sirius!"
"…huh?"
"I let you keep Sirius,"
"Sirius isn't an animal," I objected.
Aforementioned stupid so-called best mate chose that moment to walk into the house, dog form, a dead rabbit in his mouth, tracking muddy paws prints in his wake. Lily raised an eyebrow.
"..Fine."