Sometimes you just have to give in, and say "fine, I'll do it!", this is one of those times. I was planning on leaving this story until I'd finished my other ones, but that's obviously not working out, so I'll upload this chapter, and if you seriously want more, I'll put the others on hiatus for a bit.

A/N: Hey, guys, so I'm seriously just churning out stories right now, it's so fun, and I kinda feel like I've tortured each of the boys individually, but I still haven't worked out how I'm gonna hurt Logan yet, so any ideas would be much appreciated! Anywho, do you guys remember that chapter of Big Time Sequel when Kendall fell off the ladder? And how I said it was based of Little House on the Prairie? When Charles fell out of the tree? Well this story is similar, so think Mary, k? I don't wanna give too much away, but I'm really pumped for this story :)

Chapter 1: Operation

Kendall popped his head up from behind the bush, his tree hat wobbling slightly as he did so,

"Carlos?" He told the Latino as he popped up beside him "You go sit on that deck chair, and grab that Tiger Beat magazine, act natural. James?" he turned to his other side, where the handsome brunette had appeared "you hide in the cabana, and show Carlos the cue cards, and Logan?" the raven haired genius appeared beside Carlos, "you hide in that bush over there, and keep watch, while I stay here and keep watch from this end. Operation Get Carlos A Date With The New Girl Mia So That He Can Finally Have A Proper Relationship, And-"

"Move out!" James called, darting into the cabana, clutching his giant cue cards, while Logan ran to the bush beside him, his tree hat aquiver, and Carlos settled himself in the deck chair, reading the latest issue of the teen magazine.

"Hot new girl at 12 o'clock!" Kendall hissed, gesticulating wildly at the raven haired girl, Mia, as she made her way past James' cabana, along the edge of the pool. "Carlos!" he whispered, and the Latino looked up "Your magazine's upside down!" Carlos quickly flipped it, flushing crimson, before hastily and awkwardly standing as Logan gave him the thumbs up. Carlos slid in front of Mia as she stopped awkwardly in front of him, confused.

"Mia, right?" Carlos read from James' cue card.

"Uh, yeah," she replied hesitantly "and you are?"

"Uh..." Carlos stuttered, glancing hastily at James who was gesticulating wildly from the cabana, mouthing something intelligible.

"Carlos!" Kendall hissed from behind him "Your name!"

"Oh yeah!" Carlos smiled awkwardly "I'm Carlos!" he stuck he hand out stiffly for her to shake, and she did so, unsure.

"Pleasure," she said "listen, I-"

"You're new here, aren't you? Well, let me be your official welcoming committee, maybe we can have some dinner, and we can come back here, and I can show you around," Carlos said in a quick breath, reading from James' card "Please?" he added, sending a chunk of spit flying, and Mia squealed, wiping the residue off her cheek before dashing away.

"Well, that didn't work!" Kendall announced.

"Dude, you gotta talk a little slower," James advised "suave..."

"I'm sorry!" Carlos cried "I was nervous!"

"It's OK, bud," Logan patted Carlos on the shoulder, and leading the way back into the Palm Woods as the others followed, dumping their tree hats and cue cards as they did so "we'll get her next time,"

So, maybe Kendall's ideas didn't always go exactly to plan...

A/N: Short and useless, I know, but if you want more, let me know, I'll be sure to update, this story gets way better I swear!