Well, kids...Where can I start the story? As you know, when I was at your age, the world was really different from today. Seeing all this destruction in war and in the Avengers' fight for the world, I've got sick of it. So after peace has come, I decided to become an architect. I wanted to see things built up, instead of getting destroyed. This is where the story, how I met your mother, starts...

'Guys, I can tell you. Horrible. He came up with champaign and...bread. And candles. I didn't know, what that was suppose to be, but-', Natasha said, when we sat at the table in our favorite bar.

'But I've made it. Your answer was Yes, so nothing to be ashamed of!', Clint mentioned, took her hand and showed us the ring, she was wearing around her ring finger.

'The greatest thing was the burnt tomato soup. He said the ashes would be condiments.'

Thor burst into laughter and nipped from his beer.

'Whazzuuuuup!?', we heard from the door and turned around.

Stark was walking in and greeted some people, he has known, and welcomed...well, himself. Anyhow he has had problems in his relationship, which made his girlfriend end it before I could get to know her. I felt sorry for him, therefore I was mad at her, without even knowing. In my mind that was, what a good friend would do. What I would have expected from my friends at least. But apparently Tony considered this differently. He was stumbling from one party to another...From one girl into another. Oh, wait, don't tell your mother, I've told it that way...Well...

'Whazzup? Clint is just going to marry his dreamgirl', I meant.

'Huge mistake. I can tell', Stark responded and took a seat, 'Look at all these adorable women around you. Don't you want a piece of the pie?'

'I'm not sure, if I want to know, what you associate with 'pie'.'

'Ever heard of 'American Pie'? The movie? No? Well-', Tony started explaining to me, when Natasha interrupted him:

'Don't scare him, before he has even seen it.'

'What? The pie or a pu-', Hoat muntjac! It's and animal! Pu Hoat muntjac! That's what he said!

'I have already seen pies', I answered, rolling my eyes.

'Thanks, Captain Obvious', feeling vindicated Tony had a sip from his ordered Scotch, 'How is it going with your studies?'

Maybe I have to mention, Thor had started medical study, whereas Clint was studying law.

'It's okay. Poring over books isn't that hard', Clint meant and shrugged his shoulders.

'Sounds boring. Let me tell you a story: I've met a girl. Great body, nice bazookas...I thought, she would be nice for you to date', Tony looked at me, 'But then I noticed, she was relatively smart, so I took her myself.'

He held up his hand, Thor and Clint gave him a high five after another. A little disappointed he took his hand down, noticing, I wouldn't do the same.

'So, where is she now?', I asked confused.

'Huh? I said, I've taken her. Not I'd like to date her, because she's so pretty and smaaaart', Tony laughed and acted like an amorous girl, having a crush on somebody.

Making some obscene movements, Stark showcased what great night he has had. After a while Natasha suggested:

'Steve, now that everybody knows, you're desperately looking for a woman, you could marry-'

'Noooo. Way', Tony interrupted, 'C'mon, buddy. Don't leave me with the doc-god at parties to poach the nice ones!'

'- I entered you to a speed-date-evening.'

Yes, I haven't been that womanizer-type, you would have been expected, but...What? Why are you looking at me like that?