Just a pratice fic written in an hour, lolx.
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Time: 12 PM
Place: Bathroom
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He is the one who had the longest sword.
He is the one who had the longest hair.
He is the great…
"SEPHIROTH! DID YOU STEAL MY SHAMPOO?" the shout erupted from one of the bathrooms at the back.
"No, Zack, I didn't, I didn't steal anything of yours. It must be that spikey headed blond." A reply was heard.
"B-but… I didn't s-steal a-anything from Z-zack!" A voice wavered from the front.
"It must be thrown away by others, Zack, who would want to steal your shampoo, unless that person has spikes himself." Another reply.
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Time: 12.30 PM
Place: Some Corridor.
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"Maaaaaaaan! I can't believe Lady Luck turned her back on me! Aeris gave me a knock on the head for accidentally stepping on her flower yesterday! And now? I lost my favourite shampoo!" Zack complained when the usual two walked by beside him.
"You could always get a new bottle." Was the reply of the man with the silver hair.
"That was a limited edition bottle! I only used a quarter of it!" Zack purposely sniffed a couple of times.
"Just get a new bottle already, whatever that brand is."
"…"
"…"
"You meanie."
"Whatever."
"Cloud, defend me against that evil man."
" H-how?"
"Just stand infront of me, lil' guy."
Cloud did as he was told.
"Zack, you know tha promise I made you last time?"
"The 'promise'?"
"Yes."
"But I don't believe that you would burn down Nibelhiem before back-stabbing me."
"I keep promises."
"Fine. Cloud, do whatever you want. The big guy and I are going to discuss something big, shoo!"
Cloud scurried away, as he was told.
Sephiroth sighed and said," He's like your clone."
Zack replied," NOT!"
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Time:12.45 PM
Place: Sephiroth's Office
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Two little, uhh, strong SOLDIERs, sitting on a crouch,
One drank alchohol and ate snacks,
While the other did the paper work...?
"Sephiroth? I think you should take a break from the paperwork."
"And let the President nag? No way."
"Just murder him if he's too bossy."
"Hojo forbid, maybe."
"Hojo loves you, ya know?"
"As a son."
"Yeah."
"Sigh."
"ARG!"
"What?"
"THERES A COACHROACH UNDER THE COUCH!"
"Just flatten it."
"Aeris forbid me to flatten any living thing with my boots."
"…"
"…"
-SPLATTER-
"…"
"Happy?"
"No."
"I'm going to get a new pair of boots, somehow."
"All the girls from the slums will glomp you."
"Thats whyI'm sending you to get the boots."
"WHAT?"
"Since you have big black spikey hair, it'll be hard for them to glomp you. I'm sending you there."
"…"
"…"
"…You meanie."
"Not."
"No fair."
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Time: 1PM
Place: Hojo's Laboratory
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Hojo injected some weird stuff into Zack.
"Ouchies."
"Can't a SOLDIER like you bear the pain?"
"It's not the thing you injected into me, it's the way ya inject."
"And?"
"Plain ouchies."
"Zack, they should have made you a third class SOLDIER instead of a first class SOLDIER"
"Are you trying to make me angry?"
"Yes."
"I hate you."
"Me too."
"Oh shut up, both of you, and let me inject this peacefully."
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R&R, I'm just practicing my writing. I know it's boring. XD. I wrote this for fun in about an hour, out of boredness.