Emil Steilsson was just about to jump into his active volcano, Hekla. He wasn't very sure why, he just thought he needed to get closer to the Earth's core. Just as he was about to jump, he was teleported to his brother, Lukas Bondevik's, house.

"Why?" Lukas asked, pacing back and forth around the living room.

"You know why," Emil said, edgy and emo-like.

"No I literally don't," Lukas protested, "That's why I fucking asked."

Suddenly Mathias Køhler appeared on top of Emil's shoulders. "Hey babes," he said, getting comfortable on Emil.

Emil's throbbing mass grew as he felt the Dane's crotch on him. Lukas was about to say something until he gravitated towards the throbbing mass.

"We're all going to Hell for this," Emil said, and they were all teleported back to the volcano. Emil pushed Lukas and Matthias into the volcano and walked away. He walked far, all the way to Hella.

He smirked, "You're going to Hell, but I'm going to Hella."

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

Lukas and Mathias slowly but surely crawled out of the volcano. As Emil relaxed in his wonderful home, he heard a knock on the door. 'Finally those Finnish goats arrived,' he muttered to himself. He got out of bed and opened the door. However, he was not faced with Finnish goats. He was faced with two demons sent from Satan himself.

Okay, it's a bit rude to call them demons from hell, but Lukas and Matthias were so badly burnt from the volcano that they Sailor Moon-styled Magical Girl-wayed their way out of the volcano. Emil thought they were definitely demons. Especially with the short dress, thigh high, kawaii getup that was going on.

Lukas and Matthias were going to take Emil to the volcano and throw him in, but right as they were going to, a bright light flashed and Emil was in the same kind of getup as well. He covered his chest. "My tits aren't great enough for this!"

While Emil was distracted by his tits, Lukas and Matthias took this opportunity to throw him in the volcano anyways.

However, right as they did, God appeared in the form of a skinny Finnish man with rather long hair. "What the shit," he said. Lukas and Matthias pushed him into the volcano as well.

Right as that happened, Emil saved God while being a magical girl and learned he didn't need tits in order to save our lord and saviour.

Lukas and Matthias were not seen after this for a few months.

The end.