"Why You Shouldn't Ask Ashlynn To Play 52 Card Pickup"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Ever After High, especially the characters. Ever After High is owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale. I was bored, so I decided to do this little random drabble for fun featuring Ashlynn Ella and Sparrow Hood. Just a little bit of warning, Ashlynn will become OOC, but still, enjoy!
In a normal day inside the Castleteria, Ashlynn Ella was checking out his MirrorPad, looking at pictures of Hunter Huntsman without a shirt. It was the only image that could make Ashlynn's entire day complete.
"Ohhhhh, he is so dreamy." Ashlynn sighed, "I'm so lucky to be with someone like him."
Meanwhile, her happy moment was cut off when Sparrow Hood snuck behind her and blasted a power chord!
"HELLOOOOOO, ASHLYYYYYYYYYYYNN!" Sparrow screamed.
His pop-up ended up scaring Ashlynn, who managed to keep her MirrorPad in her hands after wobbling it a bit. Taking a deep breath, she put her MirrorPad down and turned to Sparrow with an angry look on her face.
"Darn it, Sparrow!" Ashlynn exclaimed, "What the heck's your problem? I was trying to have a moment here, but you came out of nowhere and gave me a frickin' heart attack!"
"Like I care about that." Sparrow smirked.
From there, Sparrow pulled out a deck of cards and showed them to Ashlynn for some reason.
"Wanna play 52 Card Pickup?" He smirked.
"Um, I'm supposed to have lunch with Hunter soon," Ashlynn replied, "But I guess only one quick game will do. The only problem is that I don't know how to play. Can you show me how?"
"Gladly." Sparrow nodded.
But in a moment...
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...Sparrow threw the cards in Ashlynn's face, which sent the entire deck falling to the floor!
Ashlynn was appalled that someone like Sparrow would do something so rude like this. Apparently, when she wanted to play 52 Card Pickup, this wasn't what he had in mind. Enjoying his sick twisted brand of humor, Sparrow pointed at the floor while playing a chord from his guitar and screamed musically.
"PICK UP THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!"
In response to his demand, Ashlynn came to Sparrow...
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...and kicked him in the balls!
"YOOOOOOOW!" Sparrow screamed in pain.
That little impact sent Sparrow onto the floor, therefore holding onto his little Sparrow in complete pain. That brought such well-needed satisfaction to Ashlynn, who grabbed Sparrow by his scarf.
"You want me to pick up these cards?" Ashlynn said, threatening the cocky guitarist, "Pick them up yourself, ya douchebag!"
Getting her words clearly, Sparrow slumped back to the floor while an angry Ashlynn left to a different table. Possibly to stay away from Sparrow Hood for good. While he was still recovering, Sparrow managed to utter something so painfully:
"Ohhh, I think my balls are bleeding..."
Apparently, Sparrow's balls would never be the same again after that.
I know I make Sparrow into an arrogant d***, but at least it's very funny to write him like that, so I'm not complaining.
Anyway, what did you think of OOC Ashlynn? I know she wasn't a little bit in-character, but it was very amusing to write something like this. I've wrote fics like these that are a little bit OOC, but it's still wonderful and fun to write them like this. Anyway, I hope you Ashlynn fans will love it! R&R!