{Seeker-Cant}

"Cybertronian"

Story: Sister and Daughter

Theme: Towel Day

Title: Hate Isn't Strong Enough

Seabreeze jumped up and down before running to the foot of her berth. She paused, tilting her head to stare at the seemingly impossible to climb obstacle in front of her. Turning around, she resumed her previous actions of jumping. She used her arm to point up, her wavy hair bouncing in her face.

Thundercracker shook his helm at the little human's antics. He stomped over to the berth, picked her up, and "carefully" dropped her onto the berth.

She didn't seem to notice the harsh treatment, immedietly climbing to her feet and running to sit on the blue mech's thigh plateing when he sat down.

Thundercracker suppressed the urge to growl. It wouldn't be wise to get upset at Lord Megatron's adopted daugher. Even if she was getting her disgusting organic body oils all over his armour.

Instead, he focused on the datapad Skywarp had given him. How that mech talked him into reading the Princess her berthtime stories was beyond him. For the past nine quartexs he'd been reading to her before recharge.

Her current favorite was Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Thundercracker hated it. They'd read it eight times already.

Barley looking at the pad's screen, he started reading(more like reciting) chapter three for the ninth time. And as had become habit, he read it in Seeker-Cant. It made it just that much more barable to read these stories. Espesially this one.

{On this particular Thursday, something was moving quietly through the ionoshpere many miles...}

The Next Day...

Thundercracker moved through the halls of the Nemasis with purpose. He had to get to his next assignment without anybody seeing him. All he had to do was keep moving.

How could I let her talk me into this? It's humiliating! How did she convice me to wear this stupid thing!? She can't even-

*POP!*

"Hey, TC!"

Thundercracker quickened his pace, hoping his trine mate would get the message.

Unfortunetly, he didn't.

"TC!", Skywarp cheerfully stood in front of him, blocking his path. Smiling mischiefly.

Thundercracker scowled at the purple fabric draped over the smaller Seeker's shoulders.

"I see you have your towel."

His scowl deepened.

"What do you want to do with them first? Wrap it around our helms to ward off noxious fumes? But we don't really breath, so...maybe we could use them to sail a raft down the River Moth? Wonder where that is...You think it's on Santraginus V? By it's marble-sanded beaches..."

Thundercracker really hated that book. Maybe he could squish the author? His wings perked at the idea. A quick Google search should tell me...

That he's already dead, His wings drooped, Great.

"...And while we're there, we can pick up an Algolian Suntiger tooth for our Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. Maybe two. Oh! That reminds me!~"

Thundercracker felt his optic twitch when Skywarp's grin grew wider.

"You sass that hoopy Ford Perfect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!"

Hate didn't even begin to cover it. How would Unicron and Primus describe their mutual hatred?

(Note: You all aren't as faithful as I thought. *stink eye that doesn't really mean it*)

Hello faithful readers! My apologies for the delay in updating anything. It's been crazy here at home. I've lost two family members in death and I've had to watch my niece's and nephew, so that my sister could get some sleep after all that's been happening. Then I had to go with my parents and brothers on a little family vacation. My oldest brother wasn't really happy about going on the trip, but everything was already prepaid, so... Yeah, he was fun.

Anyway, I got a Keychain for each state we visited! A pink bear, two spinny turning things, and a nail clipper. Yay!

Sorry for not giving you guys a heads up. But I don't trust any of you with the knowledge of me not being home. Internet rules and paranoia, gotta love 'em!

Now, I bet your wondering what this One-Shot is all about. And what 'MSDN' means. This is the beginning of a new Drabble Fic I'm starting. It'll mostly be updated during any unofficial holidays I feel like observing. Like today for example, is Towel Day. And yes, it's real. Google it. These are little snipetts of moments before, during, and maybe even after 'My Baby Boy' and 'Sister and Daughter'.

As for 'MSDN'? That stands for My Sister D_ N_. And that stands for 'My Baby Boy', 'Sister and Daughter', and two other stories that will be named in the future. If you can figure out what the D and N stand for before my next update on any story, as a prize I'll write a One-Shot of your choosing.(Note: I will be posting on my profile what I am and am not willing to write, so be sure to check that out)

That's it for now folks. As always, Cash is out! Peace!