On Monday, Kirby ate 4 waddle dees, two koopa troopas, sixty Goombas, eight dinosaurs, and a

Kremling.

On Tuesday, Kirby ate 6 Meta Knights, 4 waddle dees, a partridge in a pear tree, and 198

Pokemon.

On Wednesday, Kirby ate a gigantic bowl of cashews. Nuff said.

On Thursday, Kirby decided to eat ten tangerines.

On Friday, Kirby ate Fry Guy.

On Saturday, Kirby ate 200 waddle dees, four chickendees, King Dedede, and

an all american cheeseburger.

On Sunday, he ate Bowser, and gained the ability to breathe fire, plus a nifty shell to store

his "snacks in reserve"