BY DC CHRIS SKELTON
HIS MANLY ARMS HELD ME FLUSH AGAINST THE MOOBS WHICH QUIVERED AMONGST THEIR NEST OF CHEST HAIR HIS LUSH AND THICK STACHE TICKLED ME LOVINGLY AND I FELT MY HEART BEATING AGAINST HIS MOOBS OF PASSION.
"RAYMONDO" I SAID, WONTONLY. "TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOW"
I WOKE UP WITH AN IRECTION.
THIS WAS NOT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY AT THE STATION
I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT HANDSOME AND MANYL OLDER DETECTIVE.
I WENT TO THE THE STATION FULL OF CONFIDANCE AND NERVOUSNESS. I KNEW I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO NOT LOOK AT THE MALNY AND AMAZING OTHER MAN WITH HIS DEEP BLUE EYES AND LUCIOUS BROWN PERM THAT BOUNCED LIKE HIS FULL AND MANLY MOOBS
"HELLO CHRIS" HE SAID SUDDELNLY I JUMPED OUT OF MY SKIN "HELLO RAY" I YEPLED BASFULLY DROPPING THE FILES THAT GENE HAD TOLED ME TO GET RAY JUST LAUIGHED AND GATHERED THEM UP INTO HIS MALNY ARMS I WISHED I COULD BE THOSE FIELS
I WAS ABOT TO TALK TO MY LOVELY DREAM MAN OF POLICE MEN WHEN *****ALEX!**** CAM IN AND SED IN A MEAN AND HORBLE WAY "CHRISS! YOU CANOT GO TO SPEAK WITH RAY NOW BECUZ U ARE TO GO AND GET FILES!" AND THEN RAN AWAY. I WAS CRUSED. I LOOKED AT MY MANLY LOVE LONGLY AND WISHED I COUD STAY AND BE WITH HIM FOREVR BUT I HAD TO LISTEN TO ALEX! I WAS SO CONFUSED!"
"I AM SORRY RAY BUT I MUST GO!" I SAID WITH A HEVY HEART I LONGDE TO TOCH HIS MUSTASHIOED FACE BUT ASLAS THEN GENE WALKED PAST AND SAID "HURRY UP CHRIS THIS FIEL WILL NOT DELIVER ITSELF"
I FETL SAD INSIDE BUT I NEW I COULD NOT LET MYSELF CRY IN FRONT OF THIS MANFUL POLISE OFFISER. INSTED I GAVE HIM A WINK "I WILL SEE YOU LATER PERHAPPS?"
"I WOULD LIEK THAT" HE SMLIED SEDUCTIVLY. I FELT MY HEART LITEN.
I WENT TO THE FIEL BASMENT AND WENT TO PUT THE FIEL IN THE PALACE IT BELONGD WHEN I HERD A DEEP AND MANLY VOCE FULL OF PASION AND LUUST SAY "IN A HURRY?" AND I GASED AND TURNED TO SEE THAT THE DEEP AND MANLY VOCE FULL OF PASION WAS RAY! "WHAT ARE U DOING HERE RAY?" I ASKED FULL OF CURIUSITY AND WONDER THAT MY LOVELY MAN OF HANSOMENESS WAS HERE WITH ME "I AM WATING FOR YOU CHRISS BECUZ I NO THAT U WANT TO SAY SOMETHIN TO ME!" MY DEEP AND SOLEFUL MAN SAID TO ME HIS EYES TWINLING WITH MISCHEEF AND HUMUR AND HIS MUSTACH WAS LOOKING SO FULL WHILE HE SMIRKED.
I GASED! DOES HE REALY NO I THOUGH!
AT FRIST I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY RAY WAS SO EXPERIENSED AND MANLY AND I DIDNT THINK HE COULD FNACY ME
AFTER ALL I WAS JUST HTE CLUMSY NEW GUY....... THEN I REALISED!
"YOU CANNOT JUST MAKE FUN OFF ME RAY!" I CRIED ANGRLIY PUSHING A FLILING CABENET OVER IN ANGER "MY FEELINGS ARE NUT THER TO BEE TOYED WIHT!"
HE LOOKED AT ME DEEPY, FACE A MASK OF CONFUSON.
"BUT CHTIS I THOGHT THIS WAS WHAT YOU WONTED"
I WAS SO MAD AND HUT BECUZ I THOHT RAY WOOD BE NICE BUT HE WAS MAKING FUNN! I RAN OUTSIED TO GO AWAY FROM HIS DEEP AND MANLY EYES FULL OF PASION AND LOVE AND CONFUSON. I LOVE HIM BUT HE IS MEAN! I AM SOOOO CONFUSED!
BECAUSE RAY IS AMAZNG AND PERFECT MAN HE RAPPED HIS BIG MANLY ARMS AROND ME AND SQEEEZED ME TO HS MASSIVE AND COMFY CHEEST. I COUD FEEL HIS MOOBS BEATING AGASNT ME AND I GASED EVN THOUGH I WAS REELY SUPER MAD!
"NO RAY! I WILL NOT BE MADE FUN OF!" AND I CRIED A LOT AND PUSHED AWAY FROM HIM BUT IT HURT BECUZ I LOVED HIM AND WANT TO BE WITH MY LOVE OF PASION FOREVER AND EVR!
I RAN OUTSIDE AND *****ALEX!****** SHWD UP AND I NEW SHE WAS EVIL BECUZ SHE WAS LAFING AND SAID "HAHAHA! RAY IS MAKING FUN OF YOU!"
"ITS TRUE!" I SAD CRYING ALEX DID NOT SAY ANYTHING FOR A LONG TIEM AND THEN SHE SMIELD EVILLY.
"I CAN TELL YOU HJOW TOO MAKE RAY FALL IN LOVE WIHT YOU IMMEEDIATELEY" SHE SAID LEENIGN IN CLOSE TO ME. I NEW I SHUDNT HAVE LISTENED TO HER BUT I WAS BLINDID BY LOVE AND I YESLLED "YES I WILL DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT BECOS I LOVE RAY SO MUCH"
SHE TUK OUT A BOTTLE OF LICKWID AND PUSSHED IT INTO MY POCKET.
"DRINK THIS" "WHAT IS IT" "IT IS A ****LOVE POSHION*****"
I LOOKED UP AND SHE WAS GONE AGINE NOWERE TO BE SEEN