I Want Your Sex
Duo: Hey, has anyone seen Quatre?
Shh, you might jinx us.
Heero: No seriously, where is he? We have a mission in the morning and—
Quatre: *Stumbles down stair, obviously drunk* Hi guys...
Quatre...are you drunk?
Quatre: *Collapses on Trowa* Maybe...
Yes, I think you are.
Duo: Whoa, Q's drunk! Hey! *Grabs his shoulders* What ya wanna do?
(Quatre smirks and pushes Duo on the couch and straddles him and Duo has a nosebleed. "I Want Your Sex" by George Michaels starts playing and Quatre starts singing)
Quatre: There's things that you see
And things that you know
There are boys you can trust
And then there is me!
Duo: I'm not gettin ya man...
Wufei: What's he doing?
I have no idea but I think I'm gonna back up...
Quatre: There's little things I hide
And things that I show
Sometimes I think I'm gonna get some
But I don't and that's just the way it goes...
Duo: ...I'm sensing subliminal messages here.
His voice is pretty.
Quatre: I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
You may need a bible
So look in my eyes
Duo: Guys...
Quatre: I've waited so long baby, now that we're friends
I may have my patients but this is where it ends—
Duo: What are you talking about?!
Quatre: I WANT YOUR SEX! *Tries to kiss and feel Duo*
Duo: *Springs off couch* I'm outta here!
Quatre: *Follows him*
(Short while later Duo is outside of a club panting hard)
Duo: That...was...freaky—
Quatre: I want you—
Duo: What the—?!
Quatre: I want your.....sex
Duo: Damnit! *Runs again*
Quatre: 8Runs back to Safe house*
(SH)
That was weird.
Heero: Note to self: Quatre and alcohol don't mix.
Quatre: *Busts through door* You're playing on my mind
You're playing on my soul
It's taken so much liquor
So why don't you just let it go
Heero: He's back.
Trowa & Doc: We gathered that.
Quatre: Why don't we just try?
Oh, I'd really love to go
Don't tell me your gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I want you but you still say no! *Starts advancing on Heero*
Quatre: *Suddenly grabs Trowa*
Now's our time to run. *Grabs Wufei and sprints*
Heero: HEY! *Follows*
Quatre: I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
You may need a bible
So look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Trowa: It's getting cold! *Tries to escape*
Quatre: I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control
I want your sex! *Dry humps Trowa*
Trowa: YAHH!
Quatre: Don't need your love!
I want your.....SEX!
(Meanwhile elsewhere)
Duo: Where's Trowa?
Heero: Every man for himself.
Quatre Then you're in a bad spot! *Starts singing again* It's natrual
It's chemical (Duo: Let's run)
It's logical (Heero: No it's not)
Habitual (I can't seem to move)
It's sensual
But most of all.....
Sex is some thing that we're gonna do—
Wufei: Like an orgy? *Heero, Duo, and Doc glare at him* What?
Quatre: Sex is something for me and YOU! *Points to all of them except Doc*
I'm saved!
Quatre: Sex is natural—sex is good
Not everybody does it, but we're going to!
Duo: Oh man!
Quatre: Sex is natural
Heero: I'm told that's its fun...
Quatre: *Jumps the boys* Sex is best when it's one on THREE!
Wufei: ONE ON THREE!?
Heh-heh, I like y'all but not that much. *Takes Polaroids*
Quatre: I'm not yer father, I'm not yer brother, I'm not fighter, I am lover!
Duo: *Tries to crawl away* AHH!
*Records it* This is gonna sell.
Quatre: C-c-c-c-come on!
*To Doc* What's ye definition of dirty baby?
I consider this pornography.
Quatre: *To G-pilot* Don't you know this will hurt you and not me? Don't you think it's time you had sex with me!?
Heero: *Tries to throw Quatre off him* INJUSTICE!
Wufei: *Raises eyebrow*
Quatre: *To Duo* What's your definition of dirty baby?
I still consider this pornography—
Wufei: This is INJUSTICE and his body is too heavy!
Quatre: Don't y'all think it's time you had sex with me?!
G-pilots: NO!
Quatre: Sex with me!?
G-pilots: NOO!
Quatre: Sex with me! *Dust cloud fight ensues and 2 seconds later Qutre as the G-pilots tied of with leather*
Quatre; yer having sex with me! C-c-c-c-come on!
Oh boy, internet porno here we come. *Follows Quatre*
(7 AM in the morning)
Duo: *Groans* Was it all a...dream? *looks over to see Heero in an *ahem* unflattering position* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Heero: What? *Finds himself in a 69 position on Trowa* WAH!
Trowa: *Wakes up and sees Heero* ...Kami
Wufei: *Hears screaming but doesn't open his eyes* Where am I?!
Heero: Still in Quatre.
Wufei: *Opens his eyes* SHIT! *Runs*
Quatre: *Wakes up* Mornin guys.
Duo: I can't believe I was forced to have sex with Quatre! RAPE!
Quatre: You sounded willing to me!
Trowa: That was fun. Now I'm going to isolate myself in my room. *Walks away*
Duo: *Curls into fetal position* Ohgodohgodohgod...
Heero: Quatre, don't ever speak to me again.
Quatre: Whatever Hee-chan. *Slaps Heero's butt*
Heero: I'm leaving. *Grabs Duo*
Quatre: *Falls back asleep*
*Comes out of the closet* Man, wait till Vegeta and Goku see this.
Duo: Hey, has anyone seen Quatre?
Shh, you might jinx us.
Heero: No seriously, where is he? We have a mission in the morning and—
Quatre: *Stumbles down stair, obviously drunk* Hi guys...
Quatre...are you drunk?
Quatre: *Collapses on Trowa* Maybe...
Yes, I think you are.
Duo: Whoa, Q's drunk! Hey! *Grabs his shoulders* What ya wanna do?
(Quatre smirks and pushes Duo on the couch and straddles him and Duo has a nosebleed. "I Want Your Sex" by George Michaels starts playing and Quatre starts singing)
Quatre: There's things that you see
And things that you know
There are boys you can trust
And then there is me!
Duo: I'm not gettin ya man...
Wufei: What's he doing?
I have no idea but I think I'm gonna back up...
Quatre: There's little things I hide
And things that I show
Sometimes I think I'm gonna get some
But I don't and that's just the way it goes...
Duo: ...I'm sensing subliminal messages here.
His voice is pretty.
Quatre: I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
You may need a bible
So look in my eyes
Duo: Guys...
Quatre: I've waited so long baby, now that we're friends
I may have my patients but this is where it ends—
Duo: What are you talking about?!
Quatre: I WANT YOUR SEX! *Tries to kiss and feel Duo*
Duo: *Springs off couch* I'm outta here!
Quatre: *Follows him*
(Short while later Duo is outside of a club panting hard)
Duo: That...was...freaky—
Quatre: I want you—
Duo: What the—?!
Quatre: I want your.....sex
Duo: Damnit! *Runs again*
Quatre: 8Runs back to Safe house*
(SH)
That was weird.
Heero: Note to self: Quatre and alcohol don't mix.
Quatre: *Busts through door* You're playing on my mind
You're playing on my soul
It's taken so much liquor
So why don't you just let it go
Heero: He's back.
Trowa & Doc: We gathered that.
Quatre: Why don't we just try?
Oh, I'd really love to go
Don't tell me your gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I want you but you still say no! *Starts advancing on Heero*
Quatre: *Suddenly grabs Trowa*
Now's our time to run. *Grabs Wufei and sprints*
Heero: HEY! *Follows*
Quatre: I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
You may need a bible
So look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Trowa: It's getting cold! *Tries to escape*
Quatre: I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control
I want your sex! *Dry humps Trowa*
Trowa: YAHH!
Quatre: Don't need your love!
I want your.....SEX!
(Meanwhile elsewhere)
Duo: Where's Trowa?
Heero: Every man for himself.
Quatre Then you're in a bad spot! *Starts singing again* It's natrual
It's chemical (Duo: Let's run)
It's logical (Heero: No it's not)
Habitual (I can't seem to move)
It's sensual
But most of all.....
Sex is some thing that we're gonna do—
Wufei: Like an orgy? *Heero, Duo, and Doc glare at him* What?
Quatre: Sex is something for me and YOU! *Points to all of them except Doc*
I'm saved!
Quatre: Sex is natural—sex is good
Not everybody does it, but we're going to!
Duo: Oh man!
Quatre: Sex is natural
Heero: I'm told that's its fun...
Quatre: *Jumps the boys* Sex is best when it's one on THREE!
Wufei: ONE ON THREE!?
Heh-heh, I like y'all but not that much. *Takes Polaroids*
Quatre: I'm not yer father, I'm not yer brother, I'm not fighter, I am lover!
Duo: *Tries to crawl away* AHH!
*Records it* This is gonna sell.
Quatre: C-c-c-c-come on!
*To Doc* What's ye definition of dirty baby?
I consider this pornography.
Quatre: *To G-pilot* Don't you know this will hurt you and not me? Don't you think it's time you had sex with me!?
Heero: *Tries to throw Quatre off him* INJUSTICE!
Wufei: *Raises eyebrow*
Quatre: *To Duo* What's your definition of dirty baby?
I still consider this pornography—
Wufei: This is INJUSTICE and his body is too heavy!
Quatre: Don't y'all think it's time you had sex with me?!
G-pilots: NO!
Quatre: Sex with me!?
G-pilots: NOO!
Quatre: Sex with me! *Dust cloud fight ensues and 2 seconds later Qutre as the G-pilots tied of with leather*
Quatre; yer having sex with me! C-c-c-c-come on!
Oh boy, internet porno here we come. *Follows Quatre*
(7 AM in the morning)
Duo: *Groans* Was it all a...dream? *looks over to see Heero in an *ahem* unflattering position* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Heero: What? *Finds himself in a 69 position on Trowa* WAH!
Trowa: *Wakes up and sees Heero* ...Kami
Wufei: *Hears screaming but doesn't open his eyes* Where am I?!
Heero: Still in Quatre.
Wufei: *Opens his eyes* SHIT! *Runs*
Quatre: *Wakes up* Mornin guys.
Duo: I can't believe I was forced to have sex with Quatre! RAPE!
Quatre: You sounded willing to me!
Trowa: That was fun. Now I'm going to isolate myself in my room. *Walks away*
Duo: *Curls into fetal position* Ohgodohgodohgod...
Heero: Quatre, don't ever speak to me again.
Quatre: Whatever Hee-chan. *Slaps Heero's butt*
Heero: I'm leaving. *Grabs Duo*
Quatre: *Falls back asleep*
*Comes out of the closet* Man, wait till Vegeta and Goku see this.