Chapter One - The Noble House of Black

I don't own this. Sirius and J.K.R. own it! I made up some characters but that's all!

Welcome to the Noble House of Black! I am Sirius Orion Black, and I will be your tour guide for this amazing trip around my native land! Really it's just an old war field that I have adapted to and now it's my home.

So let's get started on this ride.

PS: Be ready for cursing, barfing, pervertedness (is that a word?), and some other ups and downs.

;D

" Regulus! Get your brothers stuff out of his room!" My mom said to my bro. Amy, my twin sister who I don't really like that much, walks in.

" Mom, why can't Reg get my stuff too?" She said.

"Because he's getting Sirius' stuff."

Amy glared at me. She flipped her hot pink hair in my face. She bumped into Regster on her way out.

"Hi Amy. Siri!" My bro came up and hugged me.

Ok. I like my bro. He is a year younger. We have a lot in common. He is extremely handsome also, only somewhat humble, and terrible vocabulary skills! Ok,maybe he knows why my mom named me Sirius and stuff, but hey! I don't want to be a mama's boy!

;D

At the train station, I hugged Reg and mom, and ran off. And ran into a boy. Note to self: Never run off. Walk off. And walk into people instead.

"Sorry!"I said quickly.

" It's fine. By the way, my name is James Potter." He said.

"Im Sirius Black." I muttered.

Ok, so that's basically how I met my best friend. We get on the same compartment as a boy also in his first year. He was pretending to be asleep.

"Hello! We know you're awake!" I said happily.

"Hi. I was trying to sleep. But if you're going to disturb my beauty rest, I guess I'll find I compartment somewhere else." He said.

"Don't move! I love sleep, pranks, and the mirror. I'll join you! I'm Sirius."

"I'm Remus." He said slowly.

We all fell back into our seats.

A cute redhead followed by a mousey haired boy walked in.

"James, is there room for two more?" She said.

"Ya. Whatever." He said.

"Hi. I'm Samantha and this is Peter. And who are the rest of you?"

"Sirius." Oh my god she's hot.

"Remus." Remus said.

"Nice to meet all of you."

Years passed before we got of the train. Not literally, but it felt like it.

I learned that Sam and James are twins, that she likes pranks, and is often mistaken as a boy. Somehow.

Anyway, We get off the train.

Boom! Done! Ok, so please review. :D