'There he goes again.' I thought as I stood on the stairs, watching as Rito was stalking Haruna once again. It was sad to see one of your old friends try to get someone that they couldnt. No matter what he tried to do, something stoped him. Pots falling out of nowhere, animals trampling him, cars smacking into him, it was REALLY sad. That is why I took pictures of his faliers for his little sister Mikan.
She laughs at them, as it was her and my little sisters favorite thing to do. They would hear about his failures and laugh at him. I used to pick on him, but that changed one day. That day in middle school that shocked and broke us up.
Walking down the steps, I got ready to take the picture. He never notices me, because my stealth was so good. I watched as one of Rito's best friends, Saruyama, walked up behind him and patted his back, scaring the shit out of Rito. I quickly took the picture and walked away as they talked about how Rito was stalking Haruna again.
It was a normal routine for them, and it sometimes got old, but then something new happened, making it fun again. Walking over to the classroom, I looked at everyone and spotted my seat was empty once again. I walked over to my desk and sat in it, placing my elbow on the desk and leaning into my hand as I used the other to go through the pictures on the camera. It was about time I printed them out and handed them to Mikan, I still needed space on it.
The bell rang, indicating that class was once again about to start. Looking at the door, I saw Rito was still looking at Haruna as he walked over to his desk, making me face palm as he tripped on a rubber ball. I picked up the camera and took another picture, before putting it away for later, as I knew he would try again to confess to her.
Later, front gates
'There he goes again.' I thought as I watched him standing still, waiting for Haruna. I stood by a tree, holding the camera ready for anything. looking to the side, I saw her approaching the gates. 'He's just going to chicken out. I thought as I prepared to just leave, but then I heard something.
Looking around, I tried to figure out where the noise was coming from. I looked up, only to see a twinkle. My eyes widened as I saw it was heading straight for...
Rito.
I watched as it crashed right in front of him, making him fall back. I ran over to him and started taking pictures of BOTH him and the ship. Getting an idea, I jumped onto it. I slid my hand across the glass and looked into it, only to see it was empty. I shrugged my shoulders and took a picture of it, before walking away. It was no longer interesting if it didn't have an alien in it.
Later, home
Walking into the door, I took off my shoes. "I'm home!" I called out, followed by no one answering. Walking into the kitchen, I saw my cat laying on the floor next to its bowl of food. "Salina, your suppose to say welcome home daddy." I said as I walked over to the cabinet and opened it, pulling out a can of cat food. I then opened it and dumped it into her bowl, which she started eating. "Good girl." I said as I started walking out the kitchen.
I walked up stairs, heading straight to my room. Once inside, I closed the door and made my way over to the computer. Pulling out my camera, I hooked it up to the PC and started importing all of the pictures that were on it. After that, I started loading the paper into the printer. Moving back to the computer, I started printing every picture I had.
Once they were done, I grabbed all of them and started making my way down stairs. Reached the ground, I slipped my shoes on and opened the door.
AHHHHHHHH
"THE HELL!?" I yelled out as I ran over to Rito's place as I heard a scream coming from his place. I slammed the door open and followed Mikan, only to stop as we saw Rito crawling away from the bathroom.
He kept pointing to the bathroom, and had a red face. "I-In the bathroom... Th-Th-There's a naked girl!" He declared making me face palm.
"Huh?" I heard Mikan say in a dull tone.
"Go with him, I'm just going to put these in your room." I said as I started walking up the stairs. Once up there, I stopped on the top step when I saw a tail enter Rito's room, before closing. I narrowed my eyes at what I was seeing. I quietly walked back down stairs, before rushing to the kitchen, placed the pictures on the table and grabbing a knife. I walked back over to the stairs and saw Mikan about to go, but she stopped once she saw me with the knife. "Someone that isn't Rito is up stairs, I'll handle it, do not call the cops yet until I tell you to!" I told her, watching as she grabbed the phone incase she needed to call.
Making my way up the stairs, I slowly walked up to Rito's room, not wanting to make a lot of noise. Reaching for the door nob, I waited for a few seconds, before slamming the door open and charging in. I saw a girl with long pink hair and a bath towel around her.
I was across the room the next second, already behind her with the knife at her throat. "Who are you, why are you here?" I questioned her, feeling her shake a little, but then I saw the tail again. I let her go and grabbed it, getting a moan from her. "The hell is with this cosplay?" I said as I pulled on it, getting a gasp from her. I raised an eyebrow at the tail. I followed it to her back, where it was connected.
I pulled the knife away and the door opened. Looking at the person, I saw it was Rito, who was talking to his self. "But that's the only other conclusion I can come to..." he stopped as he opened his eyes and saw us.
'Dame it Mikan, I thought you would of kept your brother down stairs.' I thought as I stood up on his bed. "Is this the same girl?" I asked, getting a nod from him. "Then you can deal with her." I said as I started walking over to the door. "Scream if she start's eating your brain." I joked as I walked out the door.
Making my way down stairs, I walked into the kitchen and spotted Mikan cooking. She turned to me as I walked past her and put the knife up where it belonged. "Well, what happened?" She questioned as she turned completely to face me.
I walked over to the table and sat down in one of the chairs. "Found Rito's bathroom girl, who has a tail, might be a birth defect." I told her, getting a shocked look. "He's dealing with it, I'm heading home." I said as I stood up and started walking away.
Exiting the house, I looked up to see a little white thing with wings fly straight into Rito's room. I shook my head, not wanting to be bothered by it. As I entered my house, I started hearing a commotion from next door. Getting annoyed, I reached for the stand that I kept by my door and picked up my two pistols that I kept there.
Walking back out side, I watched Rito run out of his window with the girl, followed by two men in black guys. "That's not good." I said as I followed them on the ground, easily keeping up as they were going in a straight line. Taking my eyes off of them as I heard a bark, I jumped over harunas dog and ran straight past her.
After a long run, I saw that we were getting closer and closer to the park. Taking aim, I shot one of the men in black in the leg, making him fall down in front of me. I jumped at him, landed on his chest and aimed the pistols at his head. "The hell do you think you are!?" He yelled, reaching up to grab the gun, but I pulled one of the triggers, shooting his fingers off.
Ignoring his screams of pain, I placed the second pistol on his forehead. "I'm the greatest assassin on this planet, and if you want to mess with Rito, you mess with me. So lets get something straight." I said, before pistol whipping him in the temple, knocking him out. "I don't like men in black." I said as I stood up, followed by an explosion. "Rito, you better not be dead." I thought as I took off.
As I entered the park, I was blinded by a bright light from the sky. Looking up, my eyes widened as I saw a spaceship. I then saw a man get beamed down, wearing a dragon bone like armor with a cape. "Out of the way, earthling!" The man told Rito, and telling by how he looked compared to the others, he was a general of some kind. "Outsiders should stay out of this."
"Whoops." I said out loud, gaining there attention. "Then I guess it's to late for me, I already dealt with the other men in black." I said, spinning my pistols on my finger tips, but not after putting them on safety. But its as I told the other guy." I said as I pointed both pistols at them, crossing my arms and taking the safety off. "You mess with Rito, you mess with me." I said, giving them a smirk.
"You, YOU MOTH-"
"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!?" I yelled out every time I pulled the trigger, hitting his arms and legs, not even bothering to hit his chest. I then looked at the general and smirked at him. "Well, it's just you, and me." I said, watching as he stayed calm.
"I do not know who you are boy, but you have declared war." He said as he pulled out a handle, followed by a laser beam popping out of it. "Prepare your self." He said as he got in a fighting stance.
"This boy is about to show you how to fight gramps." I said as we both charged forward. He slashed at me, but I jumped over him and aimed down with both guns. I started spinning in mid air as I started shooting him, but he leaned forward and all of my bullets did nothing to the armor. Landing on my feet, I back flipped as he slashed at me once again.
I landed on his shoulders and pocketed one of the guns. He went to slash at me legs, but I grabbed his hand before he could get any closer. "Here, let me give you a little one two on sword wilding." I said as I rolled forward off of his shoulders, tossing him onto the ground. I then twisted his hand, making him let it go, where I held it instead. "What is this made of anyways?" I asked as I took a few swings. "It's plasma, that's for sure, but how can this little handle control it?" I asked him as he stood up.
"Your not the only one with tricks." He said as he pointed one of my guns at me. Looking at my pocketed gun, I found it missing. Looking back at him, I smirked. You put up a good fight, time for a warriors death." He said as he pulled the trigger, but the second he did, I slashed, completely destroying the built. "W-What?" He said in shock, taking a few steps back.
"Plasma, is the hottest thing next to the sun and actual lightning." I said as I aimed the plasma sword at him. "You had the advantage in the beginning, but I was more skilled than you." I said as I pointed my other gun at him and shot his hand, making him drop my gun. "Now tell me." I said as I approached him. "Why are you chasseing Rito?" I questioned, pointing at the missing Rito.
Missing Rito?
I blinked in confusion, before I looked at where I came and saw Rito running away with the girl. "Well, still, answer me!" I ordered as I pointed the plasma sword at his neck. "Better hurry, my hand is getting sweaty." I joked as it got closer.
"We are not after this Rito." He said as he moved his head away from the plasma sword. "We are here to retrieve Lala-sama home." He said, gaining my inters. Backing up, I turned off the plasma sword and handed it to him as he stood up.
"I will watch over Lala, she's under earths protection now." I said as I started walking over to my gun. "You cant force her to do what she doesn't want to do, it makes then feel, depressed sometimes." I said as I picked my gun up and faced him. "Any reason why she ran from home?" I questioned, getting a nod.
"Yes, she is the princess of the galaxy. She has to marry someone who can take the throne, it is her father's will." He informed, making me laugh.
"Her father's will, let me tell you something on father's." I said as I crossed my arms as I got over my laughter. "Not all father's are perfect, they can be ass holes, perfect daddy's who spoil there kids, use there kids to get some ass, or even leave them alone to find for them selves." I said as I narrowed my eyes at him. "Forcing your kid to do something they don't like, is the first sign of no longer caring for them, your just using them as a tool to your own gain." I said as I started walking away. "As I said, Lala is under earths protection AND I will be watching over her. Anything bad happens to her, I'll help the best way I can." I told him as I placed both pistols up, waving at him as I walked away.
The next day
'No one died, that's good.' I thought as I walked to school. Looking up as I shadow passed over me, I raised an eyebrow as I saw Lala. Looking in front of me, I saw Rito bow before Haruna, shocking me. 'OH MY GOD, HE'S DOING IT!?' I thought, before I saw Lala land in front of him. 'NOOOOO!?' I yelled in my mind, knowing what was going to happen.
"I've loved you ever since that moment! so, please go out with me!" He yelled out, making me face palm.
'Your a doomed man Rito. I thought as I started walking again.
"Oh? you were thinking the same thing?" Lala said as I walked behind Rito, trying to get past them. "I guess that means were engaged." She said, shocking me.
"WHAT!?" Rito and I yelled out in shock as Lala jumped at Rito, giving him a strong hug.
"Let's get married Rito!" She declared, and I just didn't know what to do anymore. So I just walked away, not wanting anything to do with this any more, other than having to protect Lala from whatever it is that might come.