with your fluffy, cotton stuffing
Or, How Finn Hudson Got Kurt Hummel Into Bed With Him (an exercise in dialogue)
"Kurt…?"
"Yes, Finn?"
"I'm cold."
"I'm sorry."
"No, I mean I'm cold."
"I'm sorry."
"No, I mean-"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Give me your blankets. Please?"
"So you're willing to let me freeze to death so you can be warm?"
"No! I meant you should give me your blankets, and then share my bed."
"Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to sleep with you, Finn. Remember Sam? My boyfriend?"
"Yes, I remember Sam. I introduced you two. Now, you can repay me by getting your ass over here and keeping me warm."
"No, Finn. Go to sleep."
"I can't! I'm cold!"
"Too bad. I refuse to be your over-sized teddy bear."
"But you're so soft and cuddly! Please? I'm freezing!"
"No. And I am not soft. I have plenty of muscle on me."
"Yeah, but underneath that is a cotton filling. Like a Build-a-Bear."
"Does that mean I have a heart made of cheap polyester?"
"If you don't come over here, it means you don't have a heart."
"Touchy, touchy, Hudson. Be nice to the person you're trying to seduce."
"I'm not trying to seduce you!"
"You're trying to get me into your bed, aren't you?"
"Yeah, but not romantically!"
"So I'm a hooker now? That's an ego-booster, Finn."
"That's not what I meant!"
"Are you paying me?"
"What? No!"
"So I'm a cheap hooker now?"
"Kurt…"
"Goodnight, Finn."
"Kurt…I'm still cold."
"Then go running."
"It's nighttime."
"You're still awake, aren't you?"
"Yeah, but it's dark outside. What if I get mugged or something?"
"By cheap hookers like me?"
"Yeah! I mean- No! No! You're not a cheap hooker!"
"Try shouting that a little louder. I don't think they could hear you in Tokyo."
"Are you always such a bitch at one in the morning?"
"I wouldn't know, I'm usually asleep."
"Oh."
"Goodnight."
"Kurt."
"Goodnight."
"Kurt."
"I'm sleeping, Finn."
"Fine. Night."
"Sheesh."
"I'm still cold…"
"Mhmm."
"You're asleep, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"How about now."
"Yes."
"What are you dreaming about?"
"Being an only child again."
"You're mean."
"I'm tired."
"And I'm cold."
"Oh, shush."
"Hmph."
"Be quiet, silly boy."
"Hmph-Holy crap! Your feet are like ice!"
"Shut up and start cuddling, Hudson."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Do you want me to leave?"
"No, sir."
"Goodnight, Finn."
"Night, Kurt."