"Blue M&M's"
Rated T for awkwardness
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Bunk'd or any of its characters. Bunk'd and its characters are owned by It's A Laugh Entertainment and Disney Channel. Anyway, since I'm still stuck on frickin' writer's block, here's an hilarious drabble featuring Xander and Jorge. So here you all go!
It was a clear fresh afternoon in Camp Kikiwaka as Jorge and his best friend Xander McCormick were busy snacking on some tasty blue M&M's.
"Mmmmm, these blue M&M's are so good." Jorge smirked.
"That's actually viagra you're tasting, Jorge." Xander told him truthfully.
Jorge suddenly stopped eating for a moment. He felt something twinge around his pants as if something was straight up.
"Oh noooooo!" Jorge screamed as he wobbled off to the Grizzly cabin.
Looking back at Jorge, Xander decided to mind his own business and continue on eating.
"Huh, he so fell for it..." Xander smirked under his teeth. "That kid will pretty much fall for anything."
Meanwhile, he saw his girlfriend Emma Ross sitting beside him with her mouth full as well.
"What gives, Xander?" Emma shrugged.
"I actually stuffed Viagra pills in Jorge's bag of M&M's." Xander smirked evilly. "He's gonna feel stiff for a long time."
"Ooooh, you dirty man." Emma said, taking in a smile.
"Yeah, I try." Xander chuckled in response before Emma kissed him.
Yeah, Xander definitely has a dark side, but that's what makes me love him. He's just so likeable, no matter what people tend to think about him. Plus, he's got a very charming smile, so extra points for that!
Anyway, feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, happy 18th birthday to Lauren Taylor, aka Shelby Marcus from Best Friends Whenever! Love U girl!