A/N: Okay, this is just for fun! It's written as if it were a new movie.
Kinda like a script! If you're in a bad mood, then I suggest you read this!
Just random stuff involving Hannibal and Clarice. They are WAY out of
character, like I said it's just for fun. And all credit goes to Jesse, who
is too nervous to post these himself. Hope you enjoy the craziness! Please
forgive us this offends you.its just for fun. And a lot of it is inside
jokes. This is what happens when you're bored, you don't have a life, and
you have nothing better to do.
Disclaimers: No, we don't own Clarice and Hannibal or any of the "Hannibal" characters. Although, we do own ourselves; Holly, Jesse, and Kate.
Scene 1: [Clarice Starling is at work for the FBI, and her house is all empty. Or is it.?]
[The camera enters the bedroom slowly, panning around the room and finally coming to a stop on the bathroom door]
'FLUSHHHHHH'
[The bathroom door opens and Hannibal walks out, zipping up his fly]
Hannibal- "Oh yeah. That's better."
[He walks over to Clarice's closet and pulls open the door]
Hannibal- "I feel like a little boy at a Christmas party."
[He reaches into her closet and pulls out a bra]
Hannibal- "A Christmas party at Hue Heffeners, that is."
[He dives into the closet and bras start flying out left and right (several minutes pass)
Hannibal steps out wearing a bra on his chest, one on his head, One around his stomach, and three hanging from the belt loops of his pants. There is a bra strap hanging from out of his mouth.
He coughs, and a black bra flies out, landing on the floor in a puddle of drool. ]
Hannibal- "Does she really need so many bras? How many boobs does she have?"
[He picks up all the bras off the floor and puts them in a suitcase, then gets a permanent marker and writes "SEXY, HANDLE WITH CARE" on it.
He goes outside and throws it in the trunk of a taxi that was waiting outside]
[He then gets in, and motions to the driver.]
Hannibal- "Take me back to the hotel, you delicious little driver."
[Hannibal is drooling all over the seats]
[The driver reaches back and hands Hannibal a towel
Hannibal grabs his arm and takes a huge bite out of it
The driver screams and jumps out of the car, clutching his arm.]
Hannibal- "Your making a scene, you know?"
Driver- "YOU BIT MY FRICKEN ARM!! YOU SICK- [He gets hit in the face by a big rock and falls over.]
'THUD.'
[Hannibal puts down a rock he had been holding]
Hannibal- "Wow. One shot that was sweet."
[Hannibal gets out, drags the drivers body, and stuffs it in trunk below the suitcase
He then hops into the drivers seat and speeds off, running over a little kid that had been poking a hobo with a stick.]
Hannibal- "It begins Clarice. How will you ever survive.WITHOUT YOUR BRAS!!! [He laughs all evilly for several minutes]
[While he's distracted he runs over a group of tourists and 3 children who had been flying a kite.]
Hannibal- (o.0) "I guess I should be paying attention." [He swerves and hits a jogger.]
TO BE CONTINUED..
Disclaimers: No, we don't own Clarice and Hannibal or any of the "Hannibal" characters. Although, we do own ourselves; Holly, Jesse, and Kate.
Scene 1: [Clarice Starling is at work for the FBI, and her house is all empty. Or is it.?]
[The camera enters the bedroom slowly, panning around the room and finally coming to a stop on the bathroom door]
'FLUSHHHHHH'
[The bathroom door opens and Hannibal walks out, zipping up his fly]
Hannibal- "Oh yeah. That's better."
[He walks over to Clarice's closet and pulls open the door]
Hannibal- "I feel like a little boy at a Christmas party."
[He reaches into her closet and pulls out a bra]
Hannibal- "A Christmas party at Hue Heffeners, that is."
[He dives into the closet and bras start flying out left and right (several minutes pass)
Hannibal steps out wearing a bra on his chest, one on his head, One around his stomach, and three hanging from the belt loops of his pants. There is a bra strap hanging from out of his mouth.
He coughs, and a black bra flies out, landing on the floor in a puddle of drool. ]
Hannibal- "Does she really need so many bras? How many boobs does she have?"
[He picks up all the bras off the floor and puts them in a suitcase, then gets a permanent marker and writes "SEXY, HANDLE WITH CARE" on it.
He goes outside and throws it in the trunk of a taxi that was waiting outside]
[He then gets in, and motions to the driver.]
Hannibal- "Take me back to the hotel, you delicious little driver."
[Hannibal is drooling all over the seats]
[The driver reaches back and hands Hannibal a towel
Hannibal grabs his arm and takes a huge bite out of it
The driver screams and jumps out of the car, clutching his arm.]
Hannibal- "Your making a scene, you know?"
Driver- "YOU BIT MY FRICKEN ARM!! YOU SICK- [He gets hit in the face by a big rock and falls over.]
'THUD.'
[Hannibal puts down a rock he had been holding]
Hannibal- "Wow. One shot that was sweet."
[Hannibal gets out, drags the drivers body, and stuffs it in trunk below the suitcase
He then hops into the drivers seat and speeds off, running over a little kid that had been poking a hobo with a stick.]
Hannibal- "It begins Clarice. How will you ever survive.WITHOUT YOUR BRAS!!! [He laughs all evilly for several minutes]
[While he's distracted he runs over a group of tourists and 3 children who had been flying a kite.]
Hannibal- (o.0) "I guess I should be paying attention." [He swerves and hits a jogger.]
TO BE CONTINUED..