A/N: This is my first 'Despicable Me' story, so please be nice. And although this isn't in the crossover category, this is a crossover with 'Kick-Ass'. So, Gru and Lucy go away on a mission and end up getting themselves kidnapped. Once word about this reaches out to the girls, they decide to take it upon themselves to save their guardians. And who are there to help train them and fight beside them? Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, that's who! So, enjoy!
Margo, Edith, and Agnes walked in through the door, they had just gotten back home from school and were on Spring Break for about one whole week.
"Mom, Dad, we're home!" Margo called out. No one responded. Gru and Lucy's voices could be heard from the kitchen. The three sisters looked to see Gru and Lucy talking to a seventeen year old girl who was slim, pale, had blonde hair that went down to her shoulders, and silver eyes like Edith's. She wore a gray long sleeved shirt that was so low cut that her shoulders were exposed and showed the straps of a dark purple bra on her shoulders. And she wore some yoga pants that had some tears on the knees and had some black converse all-stars.
"Ah, Girls, you're home. Just in time, too. I want to introduce you to someone" Gru said. The three girls entered the kitchen and walked up to the girl.
"Mindy, these are our daughters: Margo, Edith, and Agnes. Girls, this is your babysitter, Mindy Mccready" Gru said introducing the older girl to his young adopted daughters.
"It's nice to meet you" Margo said as she walked up to her. Mindy shoot Margo's hand as she offered it to her.
"Same" she replied with a small smile. Edith walked up to Mindy a little bit nervous.
"Welcome to our home, Mindy" she said quietly. Mindy shook Edith's hand.
"Thank you, it's very nice here" she said. Agnes hid behind Margo and peeked out from behind her sister. Agnes wasn't so sure about this girl since she was a total stranger to her.
"Don't be shy, I'm just your babysitter, that's all" Mindy said with some encouragement. Agnes stepped away from Margo and walked over to Mindy.
"I'm Agnes" she said. Then Agnes extender her tiny arm to shake Mindy's hand.
"I'm Mindy" she said softly. Margo then spoke up.
"Wait, what do you mean when you said 'Our Babysitter'?" Lucy then piped in.
"Your dad and I have some business to take care of in Oahu, Hawaii. And we couldn't find one of our neighbors to do it because most of them were busy or they went away for the weekend themselves. Just yesterday we saw Mindy's fliers on the coffee shop bulletin board and we called her and asked if she could watch over you girls for a week and she said yes" Lucy explained.
"You don't have a thing to worry about, Mrs. Gru, I have this thing down like the back of my hand" Mindy said.
"Ah, that's what I call confidence. I like this girl" Gru said complimenting Mindy. Lucy then handed Mindy a piece of paper.
"Here are some numbers to call in case of an emergency, and here are the times they have to go to bed and when Edith has her Karate classes, and you don't have to worry about our...dog, Kyle, we have some friends of ours taking care of him" Lucy told her, referring to the Minions as 'Friends' so Mindy wouldn't suspect anything. Mindy examined the paper for a while.
"Thank you" Mindy said. Gru then got on his knees and hugged the girls and gave them multiple kisses and they laughed as they did so.
"Dad, not so many kisses in front of Mindy" Edith said with a giggle in between her words. Gru then let them go and spoke.
"Sorry about that" Gru said. Gru and Lucy continued to say goodbye to the girls and then carried their bags out the door.
"See you Sunday!" Lucy called out before closing the door. Mindy then felt her cell phone vibrate and took it out of her pocket. She saw she had a text message from Dave. Mindy smiled. The text message opened up to see the words 'Look Outside'. Mindy then looked out the window to see her boyfriend, Dave Lizewski holding up a cardboard sign that said 'Happy Birthday, Mindy' with a small cake at her feet. It was a chocolate cake with cocoa pebbles surrounding it and a candle that was in the shape of an 18, and it was lit. Mindy grew so happy that she ran out of the house and ran into his arms.
"Dave, oh my God, thank you so much. I've missed you" Mindy said with a small laugh after her sentence ended. Dave smiled back to her and spoke.
"I missed you too, happy birthday gorgeous" Dave said as they shared a kiss.
"Can I be the first to say 'Eww'?" a voice asked. The two of them broke their kiss and looked to their left side to see the girls standing there.
"Oh, hi there" Dave said. Mindy then spoke again.
"Dave, these are the girls I'm babysitting for a week: Margo, Agnes, and Edith. Girls, this is my Boyfriend, Dave" Mindy said. They just waved and said 'Hi'. Dave did the same. Mindy picked the cake up.
"How did you know this was my favorite?" asked Mindy as she gazed down at the cake happily.
"Lucky guess. Literally, I had no idea it was your favorite until you just told me" Dave replied awkwardly.
"Oh, just shut up and kiss me" Mindy said as they began lip locking again and the girls closed their eyes and turned away except for Margo who was actually happy for them.
Once the outside make-out session was done, Mindy took Dave's bag inside and placed it on the guest bed. Dave and Mindy had plates of cake in the hands and the girls were downstairs eating a slice themselves.
"Oh, I've brought you a surprise present" Dave said as he pulled out a box. Mindy opened the box and saw her old suit.
"My Hit-Girl suit? How did you get this?" she asked.
"You left it back home in New York. While you were gone, I've made some modifications to it so that it's more comfortable, and some hidden compartments for weapons. Once I saw where you were by those fliers you left on the poles around town, I came down here to give you a hand with your babysitting job if you needed it and give you the suit" Dave explained. Mindy placed the box on the bed and hugged Dave and kissed Dave on the cheek.
"I love it" Mindy said. Dave then picked up one of his duffel bags and opened it up to reveal his green and yellow suit.
"You brought your Kick-Ass suit to a babysitting job with me?" Mindy asked with some confusion.
"For emergencies only. Besides, after you left New York and I've been protecting the city, trouble seems to be around every turn and people are just begging for Kick-Ass to beat their faces in" Dave said.
"Why can't I hate you?" Mindy asked rhetorically.
"It's just my Lizewski family charm" he said as he hugged her.
"Besides, it's like you've told me once before. Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl aren't just costumes, it's who we really are" Dave said.
"And you were right, I promised to you that I would never stop protecting the city and my friends when you left" Dave continued.
"And during free-time we have our Video-Chat dates on Skype" Mindy said as she broke the hug and went into the bathroom.
"So, what do you plan on feeding the girls for dinner tonight?" asked Dave. Mindy spoke from behind the bathroom door as mist came out from underneath the door, signifying Mindy was getting into the shower.
"Mr. and Mrs. Gru said they ordered Pizza and it was already paid for, so we'll be having that tonight and the leftover slices tomorrow night" Mindy called out.
"Okay, is there anything I can do to help?" Dave asked.
"Go socialize with the girls and keep them occupied for me until I get out of the shower and the pizza comes" she said.
"Got it" Dave then left Mindy to have her privacy.
A/N: Margo, Edith, and Agnes have Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl as babysitters, they don't know how lucky they are (Because they don't know that they're really real-life superheroes) anyways, more action to come in the next update! Please review, and thanks!