Title: An anguishing story of the suicidal 'Carter' doll
Author: Athena.
Email: atheniandream@aol.com
Content Warnings: Light, pathetic humour
Pairings: None in the really world...SJ and J/Anise
Spoilers: Small Victories, and Divide and Conquer.
Season: Season four
Rating: PG or 13 because slight language.
Summary: Sam and her frustrations...and her dolls.
Author's notes: Should have been a drabble but it went
over...only by 200 words, lol
Archive: Anywhere. I'm my own publicist.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. I know this.
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An anguishing story of the suicidal 'Carter' doll
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She looked at it. Really looked at it.
And it stared back at her,
Not blinking,
Not talking, Just waiting for her to speak.
For *hers* to make the first move.
Picking up the other next to her, She finally spoke, in a low drawling voice.
"Oh Anise, you look so sexy today,"
The objects in her hands wriggled, swaying under her thumbs, and the head of one moved opposite to the head of the other.
The objects collided with added smacking noises and slurping noises.
"Oh, I love you Colonel." Replied the high-pitched squeal. "My, may I say you're so fine. Many people on my planet are not as good a' warrior as you, nor are they as well managed,"
Then, the next doll was introduced; a blonde-haired one, with noticeably smaller hips and shorter eyelashes and the other one was propped against the table.
Then her voice changed again, to a much lower but not man pitch. "You bastard!!" It mock-screamed a the one resembling
GI Joe
"I loved you! And you kissed her! I want to die!" A high-pitched squeal ensued, which seemed to die down in place of whimpering.
The figure in her left swiped with its plastic arm at the other one, and she threw it to the side,
Picking up the male one beside.
"I'm Sorry Carter. I love you, I wasn't thinking. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. You're ten times that nasty floozy with a snake in her head! Will you marry me?"
"Uh. Carter?" A more human voice called behind her.
And she dropped the dolls quickly but didn't turn around.
"Yes?"
"Whatcha Doin'?"
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I'm not sure whether to say 'Please feed'
I would be embarrassed about what you had to say.
Athena
Author: Athena.
Email: atheniandream@aol.com
Content Warnings: Light, pathetic humour
Pairings: None in the really world...SJ and J/Anise
Spoilers: Small Victories, and Divide and Conquer.
Season: Season four
Rating: PG or 13 because slight language.
Summary: Sam and her frustrations...and her dolls.
Author's notes: Should have been a drabble but it went
over...only by 200 words, lol
Archive: Anywhere. I'm my own publicist.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. I know this.
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An anguishing story of the suicidal 'Carter' doll
------------------------------
She looked at it. Really looked at it.
And it stared back at her,
Not blinking,
Not talking, Just waiting for her to speak.
For *hers* to make the first move.
Picking up the other next to her, She finally spoke, in a low drawling voice.
"Oh Anise, you look so sexy today,"
The objects in her hands wriggled, swaying under her thumbs, and the head of one moved opposite to the head of the other.
The objects collided with added smacking noises and slurping noises.
"Oh, I love you Colonel." Replied the high-pitched squeal. "My, may I say you're so fine. Many people on my planet are not as good a' warrior as you, nor are they as well managed,"
Then, the next doll was introduced; a blonde-haired one, with noticeably smaller hips and shorter eyelashes and the other one was propped against the table.
Then her voice changed again, to a much lower but not man pitch. "You bastard!!" It mock-screamed a the one resembling
GI Joe
"I loved you! And you kissed her! I want to die!" A high-pitched squeal ensued, which seemed to die down in place of whimpering.
The figure in her left swiped with its plastic arm at the other one, and she threw it to the side,
Picking up the male one beside.
"I'm Sorry Carter. I love you, I wasn't thinking. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. You're ten times that nasty floozy with a snake in her head! Will you marry me?"
"Uh. Carter?" A more human voice called behind her.
And she dropped the dolls quickly but didn't turn around.
"Yes?"
"Whatcha Doin'?"
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I'm not sure whether to say 'Please feed'
I would be embarrassed about what you had to say.
Athena