"There's a dalmatian barking outside. Can you kidnap it for me?" Phil whispered. He was on top of Dan, who was half asleep.
"What the hell? No! Go back to sleep." Dan said. He rolled over.
"But I can't sleep-" Phil complained. Dan sighed. He pulled Phil onto the bed. He tucked Phil in beside him.
"Dan, what're you doing?" Phil asked.
"If you can't sleep, I'll make you sleep." Dan said. Dan snuggled closer to Phil.
"Dan. Stop." Phil said. He was super weirded out. Dan put his Haru pillow over Phil's face.
"Sleep!" Dan yelled.
"Okay." Phil yelled back, his voice muffled. Dan removed the pillow.
"It's kinda weird sleeping together since we're not in a relationship." Phil said. Dan rolled his eyes. As if they hadn't done weirder things. Like how Phil pecked Dan on the cheek the first day they met.
"It's only weird if you make it weird." Dan said grumpily.
"If this gets out…" Phil started.
"Shut up! Friends sleep together all the time." Dan said.
"Yeah. But not usually us." Phil said.
"If you don't even try to sleep right now I'll-" Dan started. He was getting angry.
"Never mind I'm already asleep." Phil said. He started to make fake snoring noices.
"Do you actually snore?" Asked Dan.
"No." Phil said.
"Good. I need pure silence to sleep." Dan said.
"I know. You've come into my room so many times at night to tell me to shut up." Phil said.
"Just sleep, phil." Dan said. He rolled over so his back faced Phil's.
"Well fine." Phil said. There's a few minutes of silence. It is then interrupted by the barking of a dog. Dan walked out of bed, into the lounge, yelled 'PISS OFF!', and climbed back into bed.
"Well you couldn't have been anymore anonymous." Phil said sarcastically.
"Hey, the sarcasm is my thing." Dan said.
"Goodnight, Dan." Phil said.
"Goodnight Phil."