So, like many others before me I have decided to tackle the monumental fanfiction right of passage that is My Immortal, and I've decided to post my thoughts on it up here, I've had friends who have attempted to complete this fic, and there now vegetables in a hospital somewhere. Now without further ado I present my immortal.
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)(Really? I'd never have guessed) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. (What spelling? I've never seen so many red squiggles) U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! (MCR? Who are they?)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Your Mum knew your hair would be "ebony" before you were born?) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (What in god's name are limpid tears?) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)(I don't know who she is... but I shall carry on reading regardless). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (No one told me this thing had incest?) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin . I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (ORLY?) (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic (We don't have Hot Topic in England. In fact we don't have any big brand of gothic/punk shop... I think) and I buy all my clothes from there (All the way from the USA?). For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots *AHEM* Slut *AHEM*. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation (If she is so pale why does she need foundation?), black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (I can tell you are a simply charming girl already)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (That was the most pointless dialogue I've seen since I read Your life with Ron Weasley, do not read it, its simply excruciating)
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (Say Fangz again and I will bludgeon you to death with a biro)