As Harsh was about to penetrate Mash's anal cavity like a 900 series highway, he decided that his dick had grown limp since he had been standing outside MashThat5A's door with his cock out for 2 years pondering what his next nuzlocke run should be.
In that time, things changed. Cordelia passed away from STDs granted to it from getting rammed by every creature with a male sexual organ in the galaxy, everyone on Mayonaka Midnight agreed Persona 4 Arena was a terrible game for southern speed loving casual hicks and opted to move on with their lives and Yosuke Hanamura decided he couldn't sit still and took to marrying Raou who bore him 18 beautiful wheels for their statewide excursion to Alabama
The worst part of it all was, anthrophomorphic ponies had taken over da souf. Rainbow Dash saw Harsh's 2 years of inactivity as the perfect oppurtunity to invade and put an end to all of the inbreeding that was diluting the American gene pool so she could create an army of communist furries to timidly yiff and brainstorm a way to become more fraudulant than Raou thus overtaking homosexuality itself
Harsh wouldn't stand for the destruction of the culture that made him into what he was today. He would see to it that he could fuck his brother and cousin in broad daylight and not be judged by anyone because to him, that is the real American dream.
Harsh leaped into action. He jumped onto his 18 wheeler driving it into the sky. The vectors flew into his vehicle at all manner of direction imbuing it with the Zenshei Doushiyiffsu (True Faggotry Art Neutral Sentience). Harsh's 18 wheeler had become the Wheel of Yielding's Bane; an unstoppable force of hellish debauchery this world could not handle.
Harsh enterred Full Accelerator Mode and targetted it at Rainbow Dash. He never could have expected what came next. The targetting was tragically off by 1000000 miles sending him straight to Nihongo. It is then that he awoke to the smell of smoke and some pale bitch on the floor. He knew she was still warm
As the flames continued to encircle him, Rainbow Dash came and stared at his still limp dick hanging out and solemnly clopped up to him
As he was about to do the deed, Rainbow Dash stopped him and released the item from her horse mouth. She motioned herself up to his ear and whispered "Hey fag... you forgot your belt..."