Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its characters. No profit is being made from this story.
Author's Note: I don't normally write parody fics but this idea came to me and I thought I'd give it a go. Sorry it's so short and really not very good.
Stern Ritter Z, Giselle Gewelle smiled happily as she put her arms around Bambietta Basterbine. The other Stern Ritter was dead, her body now reanimated by Giselle's necromantic power. Her skin was pallid and her eyes were glazed and lifeless. However she still retained the power bestowed upon her by His Majesty along with the ability to use her Vollstandig. These powers, combined with the fact that being an undead she could not be killed and was unfazed even by dismemberment meant that she was a fine guardian for her new mistress.
"What's that now? You'll be my sword and shield Bambi-chan?" Giselle cooed softly. "You're too kind."
Her smile widened as she glanced peripherally at the Soul Reaper currently glowing with blinding light, taking care not to look directly at him as that would hurt her eyes. She was confidant that she and Bambietta could handle him but just in case there was always the secret weapon she was currently holding in reserve…
Her train of thought was interrupted as she heard a low groan. She looked at Bambietta to see her open her jaws wide as she began to salivate. Curious, she let go and took a step back as the reanimated Quincy turned to face her.
Bambietta's mouth hung slackly open and saliva ran down her chin. Her voice sounded strained as she began to speak.
"Give me.. I want Gigi's… Give me it… Give me… I want…"
She took a wobbly step closer as she continued pleading, the sheer desperation in her tone growing with each word. "Please, I can't take it any longer. This urge… It's too much for me…"
Now that didn't sound right at all.
"Oh my, we need to wash out that mouth of yours" Giselle replied. Her smile didn't so much as waver as she pulled back her left arm and then swung it through the air. Bambietta was knocked sprawling to the ground by the blow.
"You're such a glutton" Giselle said disapprovingly as she strolled over to the prone form of Bambietta. "You want it that badly Bambi-chan?"
As she reached down to pick up her thrall Giselle paused as she reconsidered. Perhaps I should be a little more generous she thought. After all Bambi-chan is my friend.
"All right then" she said cheerfully. "Since I'm so nice I'll let you have it now."
Bambetta sniffled as she got up. "You are… You're much too kind. I apologise for getting you so upset."
"It's okay" Giselle replied. She put a hand into one of the pockets on her uniform and fished out a candy bar.
"Here you go."
With a casual shrug she tossed the snack to Bambietta who grabbed it, ripped off the wrapper and began hungrily devouring it.
"Honestly, it's like having another Liltotto around" Giselle muttered. "Oh well I suppose I can't blame her. Even zombies love chocolate."