Title: Of perverted brothers and signs
Summary: The thought of him one day being able to see a real live vampire just cracked Naruto up. After a one night's encounter, Naruto struggles between the truth about his family name and his past. Just what will the future hold? Love in the arms of the vampires? Or will he lose himself in his journey in finding the truth?
Spoilers: AU/Vamp-fic. I soooo don not own Naruto cuz he belongs to the one and only Sasuke. Oh! And beware of the bad grammar&english and the yaoiness. :D
Azura: Hey y'all!! So this is my first story so try to be nice aite!? Pretty puh-leeaaassseee??
Alter-ego Yamiki: Hey stop it. Ur scaring the readers away=.= (took out a cigarrete)
Azura: Hey! What the fuck? No smoking!!! (took the cig and broke it into two)
Yamiki: Meh. (took out another one)
Azura:-glare glare- anyways i do not own Naruto and careful bout my english aite?! Enjoy reading now:D
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"Naruto." called a red head
"Ngh..." The red head sighed.
"Naruto...wake up" he tried again while shaking the lump under the blanket. This time some bits of blonde locks came out of the blanket
"Ngghh...5more minutes onii-chan.." The "lump" whined. The red head sighed once again, starting to give up. Then he had a brilliant idea. He smirk mischieviously. He slowly positioned his foot on the blonde. 'One...Two...Three!' and BAM!
"Owie...Kyuu--niichan..."whined Naruto while rubbing his abused ass. Kyuubi just snickered.
"Time for school, little otouto. You're one week holidays are over."
Naruto yawned and rubbed his eyes. "Hai hai."
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After a few minutes in the shower Naruto soon came out with only a soft, fluffy white towel covering his lower half. But tat was before he sticked his head out of his bathroom door to check the premises. 'Well,' he thought as he went to his wardrope, 'maybe onii-chan gorwn tired of his lil games.'. Kyuubi sometimes had a tenacy to sneaking into Naruto's room while he's was showering and when he came out, Kyuubi would like scaring the living shit outta him. 'Maybe he's grown more mature,' though Naruto once again as he lets the towel slipped from his waistline. As if on cue, the door suddenly burst opened and came in Kyuubi going all like...
"Hey lil' otouto! Nice ass!"
Naruto shrieked girlishly. "Gyaahhh! Uzumaki Kyuubi!! You close that fucking door this fucking instant!" Naruto quickly tried to cover his "happiness" with his school dress shirt.
Kyuubi smirked and shook his head, "My, my Naru-chan such a foul language. C'mon, we're brothers. It's not like I haven't see your cute little-"
"NOW!"
Kyuubi laughed once again and said that they were having bacon and eggs today for breakfast before closing the door. Naruto sighed deeply. How was he and that pervert related by blood and came from the same parents in the first place? Well that was kinda obvious. Naruto shook his head and went ahead to get dress before he's late for school. Naruto's currently attending Konoha High as a senior and this will be his last year. Their dress code consist of a simple white dress shirt with the school crest on the breast (^////^ hehe) pocket, black pants, a blazer which was only needed at the beginning of the week and a slim black tie. The school itself was not very peculiar bout the dress code. They allowed their students to alter and customise their clothings to their liking as long as they kept their grades up and the alteration is not way out of the whole concept of the dress code which is formal & fun but not skimpy. So Naruto altered his uniform by adding a few chain and a locket that was given by his parents. After he dressed up, Naruto went to look at himself at his full lenght mirror and he coudn't help but grin. 'Damn! Im on fire!'
He then went on to go downstairs to join his brother in breakfast. As he reached the living room, Kyuubi was already finished his bacon and now sipping his morning tea. He took a glance at Naruto as the boy arrived and gave a whistle.
"Hey Naruto, glad you could join me. I was wondering what took you so long but now I guess it's worth
waiting. Are you going on a date with that Sabaku kid?" said Kyuubi as he wriggled his eyebrows teasingly. Naruto blushed.
"What? No, he loves me like a brother and so do I," said Naruto as he took a bite of his bacon. Kyuubi smirked.
"Ever heard of incest my lil' innocent Naru-chan?"
Naruto accidentally choked on his bacon and glare at his perverted brother before continue eating his breakfast. Kyuubi laughed wholeheartedly.
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"Naru-chan my lil man!" cried a brunet as Naruto walked into his class. Naruto smiled at his most bestest friend as he walked towards him.
"Hey Kiba, how're you doing" asked the blonde nicely as he took the seat besides the brunet. Kiba gave a thoothy grin and slung his arms over the blonde's shoulder.
"Never been better when you're here.(1) What bout you? Have trouble waking up?" he asked. Naruto asked forced a smile at the rude awakening earlier.
"Well, excluding the fact that my brother kicked me outta bed just to wake me up, it's been great. I missed you man"
Kiba gave out a laugh and pat Naruto on the back. "Haha. Missed you too blondie but er..I don't think that anybody could missed you as much as them."
Naruto gave a puzzled look. "Them?"
Kiba nodded as he pointed to the side of Naruto, "Yes, them."
Naruto slowly turn his direction to where Kiba was pointing and before he could react, he was already knocked, hardly, to the ground by a mixture of pale blonde and fuschia.
"Gyyaaahh!" Luckily for Kiba, he managed to get away fast enough to avoid being speared but unfortunately for Naruto, he was now crushed on the ground once again.
"Naaaarrruuu-chaaaann!! Oh I missed you so much!" cried the fuschia.
"Not as much as I do!" cried the pale blonde.
"What? No way! I missed him more than you missed him because I hang out with him more than you. So I'm sure he misses me as much as I miss him" said the fuschia angrly. Naruto blinked.
"The hell!? I missed him more than you ever will and I have no reasons! So back off, Pinky!" the pale blonde argued back as she stood up. The other girl followed suit. Naruot blinked again.
"Pinky!? Oh I'll show you what this pinky could do you-"(2)
"Sakura? Ino?" he said unbelievably as he was helped up by Kiba. The said girls squealed and hug Naruto tightly, totally forgeting bout their soon-to-be catfight. Naruto smiled and huged back and his smile became wider when he saw a familiar red head heading towards their little reunion.
"Gaa-nii!" he cried. "Gaa-nii" gave a small disapproving smile for being called Naruto's nickname loudly. But he soon smiled when he saw how happy Naruto was to see him.
"Naru-chan(3), I told you not to called me that when there's people, didn't I? It's Gaara" said the red-head.
Naruto pouted making Sakura and Ino squeal again for his cuteness. " And you people could call me Naru-chan in public?"
"Yes."
Naruto pouted once again as the gang had a laugh. Could life be anymore greater?
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Time skip to lunch
Naruto sweatdropped as he reached the cafeteria. It was a freaking full house and he so did not feel like lining up for his food. Just before he was about to leave the cafe and skip lunch he heard his name being called.
"Naru-chan! Naru-chan!"
Naruto turned his head slowly, scanning throughout the whole cafe trying to locate the source of the voice. Few seconds later, they voice came up once again.
"Naru-chan!! Over here!" And that was then Naruto noticed Sakura frailing her arms wildly, trying to attract Naruto's attention and at the same time pointng at the empty seat on her right. Naruto laughed nervously as he watched Sakura threathens one guy who tried to take the seat by showing him her knuckles. The boy instantly paled and back off. She was known to have some abnormaly super strength which she got from her grandmother, Tsunade. Naruto gave another nervous laughed when he saw Ino, who seating on the left side of the seat doing the same thing to another guy. 'No wonder there're sisters.(4) Both are as scaring as hell!' thought Naruto as he walked towards the group.
"Hey guys. Thanks for saving a seat for me." said Naruto happily. Sakura just gave Naruto another hug.
"Anything for my little otouto! We even got you your food!" she said happily. Naruto gave another nod of appreciation before eating. So, luch time went on as usual. Kiba and Gaara will quarrel over the slightest of things. Actually Gaara just kept quiet and ate making Kiba even more angier. Sakura, Ino and Naruto will talk about random things like guys, school and any other trivial things. Few minutes later before the bell rings, Naruto finally noticed that Ino was the only one who wasn't eating anything. Instead, she was reading her newly bought July copy of Teenage. Naruto being the curious little blondie that he is decides to ask.
"Urm, whatcha reading Ino?"
"Oh! I was reading this month of the astrological signs description. You know, it says that I'm going to find my soulmate this month." said ino happily as if she was a little girl ina candy shop.
"Really? That's good for you sis but I think they're missing a bit more details." said Sakura as she appeared behind the blonde.
"Like what?"
"Like you and your soulmate are going to be together only for a few hours! Or maybe minutes!" said the older of the two teasingly. Ino frowned
"Sakura...that was mean you know. If you don't stop teasing me Ima gonna tell mom bout you." said Ino smirking, thinking as is she had won the fight. Sakura only smirked back.
"If you tell mom bout me, I tell her that you kept on wearing her bra and mimicked her everything she out."
Ino was astound." I never did that!"
Sakura paid no heed to her little sister rambles and went on, "And I'll also tell her bout that time when you said that you had a night study and your friend's mother allowed you to have a sleepover because it was late when you actually went to your friend's birthday party until dawn."
Ino pale slightly and admitted that she will never win agaisnt her sister in these kind of arguments. Sakura gave a small smile and hug her sister from behind before going back to her seat.
"Urm Ino? Do you mind reading mine? Its Gemini"(5*). Ino smiled and went to look.
"Ouhk here it is. It goes like this: "Lady Luck might be on thy side this month for she feels that on this month thou are given a choice between two. Before that choice is to be made, thou shall have an encounter that may arrived unexpectedly during this period of time. Thou shall embark on a journey to seek the truth but will face painful discovery. Do not be alarmed for thou shall be given a choice. Choose them with thy heart and not by thy mind. May you have the blessings of the star."(6*)
Silence filled thorughout the whole group for a whole 2mins. Kiba was the first to react.
"Well," he said, "that was ome fucked up fortune you have Naru-chan" The rest nodded in agreement except Naruto.
"I don't know guys. I feel bad bout this..."
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Azura: Waiii~!! It finally done :D so how's it Yami-chan
Yamiki: Good If i say so myself. So proud of you alterego!! (glomps)
Azura: Hey hey hey! Easy! Personal space.
Yamiki: Che. What bout those weird numberings along the way down man?
Azura: Oh that, well it jus to clear somethings out.
No1: Lol u ppl should actually realise it already when you read the story. Kiba only cares & love Naruto as a brother. No.2: Lol personally I still dont like Sakura n Ino and I'll never will. Juz writing tat down cuz I think its kinda fun for them to fight over Naruto:D No.3: Decide to make Gaara out of character abit but he will still have tat physcopath attitude later. No.4: Lol I bet you ppl probably saw it coming. Haha. Like I said there's nothing better but some sister rivalry. No.5: Ouhk2 before eu ppl will go like saying tats so not true and Azura's a dumb, juz wanna stressed tat this is a fanfiction aite. Anything can happen and besides i like Gemini better. No.6: Well im not the type to like type things like tat so hope you'll like let it slide =.=
Sasuke: Hey when am I going to arrive??
Azura&Yamiki: Later Sasuke. Now do you job!
Sasuke: Hn. Review is much needed for these dumbasses and plz help them to think of a title for the story ciz they are too dumb to think.-smirk-
Azura&Yamiki: WE HEARD YOU ASSHOLE!!