Me- Hey everybody! What up? These are bloopers that I'm going to make to the pass the time.
Suria- Since she has no life...
Me- Not true! And that was really rude you know! *starts to cry*
Suria- *shrugs shoulders* Ehh... Shouldn't you be introducing the story?
Me- Oh yeah! Anyways... The first one I'm making is bloopers to the episode "Fear Itself" you can easily choose which other episodes you want me to do in the poll i have on my author page thingy. Anyways, on the with the show!
Suria- Bianca does not own Teen Titans or any other famous thing mentioned in this story. She only owns her characters including me.
Me- Enjoy! :)
"Fear Itself"
Director dude (lets make him Leo, my 17 year old crush/cursher ): Take one for "Fur Itself"
Everybody: "?"
Assistant dude: (comes to Leo) It's "Fear Itself" sir.
Leo: Ohhhhh... Okay. Take one for "Fear Itself" And Action!
Control Freak: Well, well, well. If it isn't my old arch-nemesis... ses... the Teen Titans.
Beast Boy: Um... yeah. (to Cyborg) Who is this guy?
Me: Some computer geek that thinks he's cool because he has some tricked out remote. (takes Control Freaks remote) Not so tough now are you? Cows attack! (Uses remote to get animated cows to attack Control Freak)
Control Freak: O.O Run away! I'm lactoseintolernt!
Me: Muahahaha! Now i shall rule the world with my army of chickens!
Suria: (Grabs remote) Give me that!
Robin: I thought you said you were going to keep Bianca in her room. (Crosses arms)
Suria: She said the bunny was stalking her again so i went to get her meds and when i came back she was gone!
Me: (In fetal position) The chocolate bunny is trying to steal my peanut butter so it can make a Reese's empire.
Everybody: O.O
Cyborg: What is she talking about?
Suria: I don't know! I don't speak lunatic!
Me: I'm not crazy! Just special... Even Leo has said I'm special. Right Leo?
Leo: (blushes) Why don't you take her back to her room Suria?
Evil Candies: (Attacking Cyborg) Eat him! Who's delicious now, big man?
Cyborg: Bad candy, bad candy! Get off! Hey, hey! Stop that! Stop! That's not yours!
Me: Candy! (Eats all candy) My tummy hurts...
Leo: Cut! (turns to Bianca) Why don't you go to the nurses office? That was evil candy you ate.
Suria: You'd think she'd learn by the 15th time...
Beast Boy: Is it over?
Starfire: I dare not open my eyes to find out.
Cyborg: Now I'm really sick to my stomach.
Robin: I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that was the scariest thing I've EVER seen.
Me: (To Leo) He clearly hasn't seen his self in the mirror...
Starfire: Eeek! Someone's claws are on my grebnax!
Beast Boy: Heh.. My bad..
Me: Beast Boy you perv! (Throws random plastic chicken at BB) If you'll be touching anybody's grebnax, whatever that is, it'll be Ravens! (Turns to Raven) Right Raven?
Everybody except Raven: (Turn to Raven)
Raven: I'm going to my dressing room...
Cyborg: There was a monster here, right?
Robin: But where did it go?
Starfire: And from where did it come from?
Beast Boy: HELLO! Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal to another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's gonna hunt us down and eat us! AND I'M PROBABLY DELICIOUS!
Me: (To my friend Jaimi) I've tasted him before, and he is everything BUT delicious!
Raven: WHAT? Not that i would care, but WHAT?
Me: I lost a bet... That's all I'm saying...
Jaimi: You still owe me my 5 bucks u know.
Robin: Who is that? (Points to Jaimi)
Jaimi: Your mom!
Me: She... It's just that... I know her okay? Lets just leave it at that...
Cyborg: Look, y'all, big scary monkey, hahaha.
Beast Boy: Yeah, Raven you should've seen the look on your face.
Raven: You mean, THIS LOOK!
Beast Boy: I think i just wet my pants...
Raven: O.o
(Cyborg, Raven, and Starfire are going into the basement)
Starfire: Oh, well, our friends are not here. Let us quickly go back to see if they... (Trips and falls down stairs)
Cyborg: Well at least we don't have to drag her down the stairs
Starfire: (From bottom of the stairs) I am the cool... But i might have the ache of the head. Is it normal to see dancing purple monkeys?
Me: You see them too? (shouts to the heavens) I'm not aloonnneeee!
Beast Boy: (Being dragged into the darkness) What did I tell you? The funny guy goes first! (Hits a wall) Owww! Wasn't there supposed to NOT be a wall here?
Me: (Rolling on the floor and laughing) Haha sucker! That's what you get for eating my big cookie!
Leo: Beast Boy, why don't you take five while we take down that wall?
Beast Boy: (While rubbing his head) Fine...
Raven: (With the monsters circling around her) I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid... I... I am afraid. (With eyes glowing black) But that doesn't mean I can't fight back! (Uses her powers, and starts fighting off the monsters.
(The ghost busters theme songs starts playing and gets louder as a car engine gets closer. A huge monster truck crashes through the window of the Teen Titans tower. How it could crash even though the tower is on an island and the window is on the top floor, no one will ever know...)
Me: (Singing while sucking in all the monsters with a vacume cleaner) If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call?
Bianca! If there's something weird and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call? Bianca!
Leo: CUT!
You can see why I was cut out from that episode.
Author's Note: So I hope you enjoyed my story and if not well at least had something to pass the time and laugh to. Next chapter will be a behind the scenes of what happened in this episode. This is what I'm going to do with the chapters. One chapter will be bloopers, the next will be behind the scenes and so on and so on. Please review and comment if you liked or if you didn't like it. No flames because then I will make my animated cows attack you too just like I did with Control Freak.
Control Freak: (In the background) The cows are still attacking me!
Me: Muahahahaha! Attack my minions, attack!